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1Modf-x-square,d-x.2SopleasefinishPercivalfornexttime.3Iknowmanyofyouhadthisasundergraduates,butitwon'thurttobrushup.4Thankyou,Steven.5IalsoputanadvancedFouriersystemonthemainhallwaychalkboard.6I'mhopingthatoneofyoumightproveitbytheendofthesemester.7Nowthepersontodosowillnotonlybeinmygoodgraces...8butalsogoontofameandfortune...9byhavingtheiraccomplishmentrecordedandtheirnameprinted...10intheauspiciousM.I.T.Tech.11FormerwinnersincludeNobellaureates,Field'smedalwinners...12renownedastrophysicistsandlowlyM.I.T.professors.13Well,that'sall.Ifyouhaveanyquestions...14I'msurethatTomhastheanswers.15Hi,Will.16-Kirsten,howyoudoing?-I'mallright.Howareyou?17-Good.-Ididn'tgetonCathylastnight.18No?19-Whynot?-Idon'tknow.20-Cathy!-What?21Whydidn'tyougivemenoneofthatnastylittlehoochie-woochie...22-youusuallythrowatme?-Oh,fuckyou...23andyourIrishcurse,Chuckie.24LikeI'dwastemyenergyspreadingmylegsforthatTootsieRolldick?25-Gohomeandgiveitatugyourself.-TootsieRoll!26T-Toots!27She'smissingatooth,Will.28She'sgotskinproblems.Idon't-29Plus,it'slike5-to-2Morganendsupmarryingher,youknowwhatImean?30There'sonlysomanytimesyoucanbangyourfriend'sfuturewife.31It'swrong.Whereyougoing?32-I'mgonnatakeoff.-Fuckyou,you'retakingoff.It's,like,what,10:00?33No,I'mtired.34Irishcurse?35Shedon'tknow.Thereain'tnoIrishcurse.36Out!Stoppressuringmeback.37Stopcrowdingtheplate!Whichonewillitbe?38You'regonnagetcharged,youknowthat?39YouthinkI'mafraidofyou,youbigfuck?You'recrowdingthefuckingplate.40Hey,uh,Casey'sbouncingupabaratHarvardnextweek.Weshouldgoupthere.41-Whatarewegonnadoupthere?-Idon'tknow.42We'llfuckupsomesmartkids.Probablyfitrightin.43Ow!Fuckingpunk.44-Oh,what'sup?Youstilltough?-Comeon!45Comeon.Comeon.That'sit-46I'dholdyouforeverhere47Inmyarms48-ProfessorLambeau?-Yes?49I'minyourAppliedTheoriesclass.We'reallupattheMath&Sciencebuilding.50Comehere.It'sSaturday.51Unlessyouwannahaveadrinkwithmetonight.52Maybe.Wejustcouldn'twaituntilMondaytofindout.53Findoutwhat?54Whoprovethetheorem.55Thisiscorrect.Whodidthis?56-Jack?-Itwasn'tme.57-Nemesh?-N-Noway.58-Comeon,Joey,now!-Billy,McNamara'sup.59Comeon,kid!60-Joey,digitout!Digitout!-Sonofabitch!61Bringitdown,Mac!That'showtodoit!Attaboy!Taketwo,Mac.62Hey,Morgan,who'sthegirlwiththestripedpants?She'sgotaniceass.63-Yeah,that'sarealniceass.-Who'stheguyshe'swith?64Thatfuckingguinea.Ihatethatlittlebitch.Willknowshim.65Yeah,Ido.Yeah,fuckingCarmineScarpaglia.66-Thatguyusedtobeattheshitoutofmeinkindergarten.-Thatguy?67Yeah.68Fuckthis.Let'sgetsomefood.69-Oh,what,Morgan,you'renotgonnagotalktoher?-Fuckher.70-IcouldgoforaWhopper.-Let'sgotoKelly's.71Morgan,I'mnotgoingtoKelly'sjust'causeyoulikethetake-outgirl.72-It's15minutesoutofourway.-Whatthefuckarewegonnado?Wecan'tspare15minutes?73Doubleburger.74Doubleburger.75Chuck,Ihadadoubleburger.76Wouldyoushutthefuckup!Iknowwhatyouordered.Iwasthere.77-Sogivememyfuckingsandwich.-Whatdoyoumean,yoursandwich?Iboughtit.78Morgan,howmuchmoneyyougotonyou?79IsaidI'dgetchangewhenIgetthesnowcone.80Isaidthatwhenwepulledup.Givememysandwichandstopbeingaprick.81Allright,well,givemeyourfucking16centsthatyougotonyounow.82We'llputyourfuckingsandwichonlayaway.Herewego.Keepitrightuphereforya.83We'llputyouonaprogram.Everydayyoucomeinherewithyoursixcents.84-Attheendoftheweek,yougetyoursandwich.-Areyougonnabeanasshole?85WhatamI,fuckingsandwichwelfare?Ithinkyoushouldestablishagoodlineofcredit.86Likehowyouboughtyourcouch-paymentplans.87Rememberhowyourmotherbroughtintendollarseverydayforayear.88ShefinallygothercouchRent-A-Centerstyle.89-CanIhavemyfood,please?-Here'syourfuckingdoubleburger.90-Whoa!-Hey,holdup,Chuck.91-Slowitdown.-Whodowegot?92-Idon'tknowyet.-Hey,douchebag!93-Yeah,you,youskankface!94Shutthefuckup.95Whydon'tyoulickmylovestick?96Weseentheguy15minutesago.Weshould'vefighthimthen.We'reeatingoursnacksnow.97-Shutup,Morgan,you'regoing.-I'mnotgoing.-Sodon'tgo.98-I'mnotgoing.-Fuckinggo,Morgan.99Letmetellyousomething.Ifyou'renotoutthereintwofuckingseconds,100whenI'mdonewiththem,you'renext.101Carmine,it'sme,Will.Remember,wewenttokindergartentogether.102Waydownthestreetthere'salightinhisplace103Heopensthedoor,he'sgotthatlookonhisface104-Fucking,let'sgo,man.-Steponhisfuckinghead.105Gethisassontheground.Stopthatmotherfucker.106Motherfucker,die!107-Carter!-Comeon!108Will!Will,comeon!109Will,comeon.110Easy,brother,easy.111-Hey,fellas,thanksforcomingout.-Comehere!112Whoa!Whoa!113Ah.Fuck.114Isitjustmyimagination,orhasmyclassgrownconsiderably?115Well,bynostretchofmyimagination...116doIbelieveyou'veallcomeheretohearmelecture.117Rather,toascertaintheidentityofthemysterymathmagician.118Sowithoutfurtheradieu,comeforward,silentrogue,andreceivethyprize.119Well,I'msorrytodisappointmyspectators,but...120itseemstherewillbenounmaskingheretoday.121However,uh,mycolleaguesandIhaveconferred,122andthereisaproblemontheboardrightnow...123thattookusmorethantwoyearstoprove.124Soletthisbesaid:Thegauntlethasbeenthrowndown,125butthefacultyhaveansweredandansweredwithvigor.126When'sthearraignment?127Nextweek.128Sorry.129-Whatareyoudoing?-So