英语口语小笑话

精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜英语口语小笑话篇一：经典英语小笑话带翻译1、BeCarefulWhatYouWishForAcouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.Thewifewantedtotravelaroundtheworld.Thefairywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.Next,itwasthehusband'sturn.Hepausedforamoment,thensaidshyly,Well,I'dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme.Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.慎重许愿一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜中出现了一张票。接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。2、AllRightHurryingmy11-yearolddaughtertoschool,Imadearightturnataredlightwhenitwasprohibited.Uh-oh,Isaid,realizingmymistake.Ijustmakeanillegalturn.Iguessit'sallright.mydaughterreplied,Thepolicecarbehindusdidthesamething.没关系我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”更多英语学习方法：企业英语培训篇二：英文小笑话：AMonkeyandaFleaMum:Baby,what’sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?Baby:Oneisbigandoneissmall.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜Mum:Anythingelse?Baby:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan’thavemonkeys.妈妈：猴子和跳蚤有什么不同呢？儿子：它们俩一大一小。妈妈：还有呢？儿子：猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。英文小笑话二则英文小笑话：MyUncle更多英语学习方法：企业英语培训篇三：英语口语练习(绕口令、小笑话、俚语)Atidytigertiedatietightertotidyhertinytail。一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。Abloke’sbackbikebrakeblockbroke。一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。Abigblackbugbitabigblackbear,madethebigblackbearbleedblood。大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！Abitterbitingbitternbitabetterbrotherbittern,andthebitterbetterbitternbitthebitterbitternback.Andthebitterbittern,bitten,bythebetterbittenbittern,said:“I’mabitterbiterbit,alack!”精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说：“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊！我害人终害己了！”Afleaandaflyflewupinaflue.Saidtheflea,“Letusfly!”Saidthefly,“Letusflee!”Sotheyflewthroughaflawintheflue。一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。Atutorwhotootedaflutetriedtotutortwotooterstotoot.Saidthetwototheirtutor,“Isithardertotootortotutortwotooterstotoot?”一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：“吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？”AllIwantisapropercupofcoffeemadeinapropercoppercoffeepot,youcanbelieveitornot,butIjustwantacupofcoffeeinapropercoffeepot.Tincoffeepotsorironcoffeepotsareofnousetome.IfIcan’thaveapropercupofcoffeeinapropercoppercoffeepot,I’llhaveacupoftea!我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！Howmuchdewwouldadewdropdropifadewdropcoulddropdew?如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？Asnow-whiteswanswamswiftlytocatchaslowly-swimmingsnakeinalake。湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。Askunksatonastump.Theskunkthoughtthestumpstunk,andthestumpthoughttheskunkstunk。一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。Sandysniffedsweetsmellingsunflowerseedswhilesittingbesideaswiftstream。桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。Apleasantpeasantkeepsapleasantpheasantandboththepeasantandthepheasantarehavingapleasanttimetogether。一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。(1)AwriternamedWrightwasinstructinghislittlesonhowtowriteWrightright.Hesaid:ItisnotrighttowriteWrightas'rite'-trytowriteWright精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜aright!(一个名叫赖特的作家正在指导他年幼的儿子怎样把赖特写对。他说：“把赖特写成‘仪式’是不对的-要把赖特写正确!”)(2)AnnsentAndytenhensandAndysentAnntenpens。(安给安迪送了10只母鸡，安迪给安送了10支钢笔。)(3)Cannerscancanwhattheycancanbutcannotcanthingscan'tbecanned。(罐头工人能够把他们能做成罐头的东西制成罐头，但是不能把无法制成罐头的东西制成罐头。)(4)Goodcookiescouldbecookedbyagoodcookifagoodcookcouldcookgoodcookies。(如果一位好的厨师能做出美味小甜品的话，那么好吃的小甜品是能够由这位厨师制作出来的。)(5)JennyandJimmywenttoJamaicaandGermanyinJanuary,butJoanandJohnwenttoJordanandJapaninJuneandJuly。(詹妮和吉米一月去了牙买加和德国，而琼和约翰在六、七月去了约旦和日本。)(6)Acricketcriticallycrickedatacriticalcricketmatch,andsothiscricketquittedthecricketmatchquickly。精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜(一只蟋蟀在一场关键性斗蟋比赛中发生严重的痉挛，于是这只蟋蟀很快退出了比赛。)(7)Bill'sbigbrotherisbuildingabeautifulbuildingbetweentwobigbrickblocks(比尔的哥哥正在两座大砖房之间建造一座漂亮的房子。)(8)Therearethirtythousandfeathersonthatthrush'sthroat。(那只画眉鸟的颈前就长着三万根羽毛。)(9)Afleaandaflyweretrappedinaflue,andtheytriedtofleefortheirlife.Thefleasaidtotheflylet''sflee!andtheflysaidtothefleaLet'sfly!.Finallyboththefleaandflymanagedtofleethroughaflawintheflue。(一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇被诱进了一根管子里，它们努力逃命。跳蚤对苍蝇说：“让我们逃吧!”苍蝇对跳蚤说：“让咱们飞吧!”最后，两个都设法通过那管子的一个裂隙逃走了。)(10)PeterPiperpickedapeckofpicketpreparedbyhisparentsandputtheminabigpaperplate。(彼得·派博把他伯父母腌制的泡菜辣椒取出许多，并且将它们放在一个大纸盘里。)11.Bettybeatabitofbuttertomakeabetterbutter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜12.RitarepeatedwhatReardonrecitedwhenReardonreadtheremarks.当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。13.Fewfreefruitfliesflyfromflames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。14.Fifty-fiveflagsfreelyflutterfromthefloatingfrigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。15.Thereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight.forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。17.Apleasantpeasantkeepsapleasantpheasantandboththepeasantandthepheasantarehavingapleasant