英语趣味小故事

Oneday，alittlemonkeyisplayingbythewell。Helooksinthewellandshouts：“Oh！Mygod！Themoonhasfallenintothewell！”Anoldermonkeysrunsover，takesalook，andsays，“Goodnessme！Themoonisreallyinthewater！”Andolderlymonkeycomesover。Heisverysurprisedaswellandcriesout：“Themoonisinthewell。”Agroupofmonkeysrunovertothewell。Theylookatthemooninthewellandshout：“Themoondidfallintothewell！Comeon！Let’getitout！”Then，theoldestmonkeyhangsonthetreeupsidedown,withhisfeetonthebranch。Andhepullsthenextmonkey’sfeetwithhishands。Alltheothermonkeysfollowhissuit，Andtheyjoineachotheronebyonedowntothemooninthewell。Justbeforetheyreachthemoontheoldestmonkeyraiseshisheadandhappenstoseethemooninthesky，Heyellsexcitedly“Don’tbesofoolish！Themoonisstillinthesky！”Awomanwashavinglunchatarestaurant,andshewasenjoyingthefoodverymuch.Buttherewasamaninthenextseat,andhebeganlookingatthefloornearher.Thewomanwasangryandasked,“Whatareyoulookingfor,sir?”“Apieceofcake,”themansaidtoher,“Mycakefelltothefloor.”“Apieceofcake?”thewomansaidangrily,“It’sdirtynow!Takethis,andgobacktoyourseat!I’mhavinglunchnow.”Thewomangavethemanabigpieceofcake.“But,”themansaid,“Myteethareinthepieceofcakeonthefloor!AGoodBoyLittleTomaskedhismotherfortwoyuan.“WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”hismotherasked.“Igaveittoapooroldwoman.”heanswered.“Youareagoodboy.”saidthemotherproudly.“Herearetwomoreyuan,butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?”“Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.”Whereisthefather?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.Look,saidtheelderbrother.Hownicethesepaintingsare!Yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.Mrs.Brownwasveryfat.Herhusbandthoughtsheshouldhaveabalanceddiet,andhemadehernoteatmeatorcakes.Onemorning,Mrs.Brownmadeanicecakeforherhusband,andheatehalfofit.Afterhewentout,Mrs.Browncutaverysmallpieceofcakeandateit.Itwasverydelicious.Thenshecutanotherpieceandateit,too.Inafewminutessheateupthecake.“Myhusbandisgoingtobeveryangry.”Shethought,“WhatshouldIdo?”Shemadeanothercakeveryquickly,atehalfofit,andputtheotherhalfonthetable.Mr.Browncamebacklaterandwhenhesawthehalfofthecakeonthetable,hewasveryhappy.Tomisalittleboy,andheisonlysevenyearsold.Oncehegoestoacinema.Itisthefirsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuysaticketandgoesin.Butaftertwoorthreeminuteshecomesout,andbuysthesecondticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethirdticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?”“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysstopsmeatthedoorandcutsupmyticket.”IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:Wakeup,sir!Iwasn'tasleep,themananswered.Notasleep?Butyouhadyoureyesclosed.Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstandingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar.TwoHolesfortheDogsMyunclehastwodogs.Oneisbigandtheotherissmall.Helikesthemverymuch.Oneday,Mr.Smithcametovisithim.Whenthefriendsawtwoholesinthedoor,alargeholeandasmallhole,hewassurprisedandsaid,“Mydearfriend,whyaretheretwoholesinyourdoor?”“Letmydogscomeinandcomeout,ofcourse,”Mr.Smithasked.“Butwhyaretheretwoholes?Oneisenough!”“Buthowcanthebigdoggothroughthesmallhole?”myunclesaid.Sometimesaclevermanmaymakesuchmistakes.ASillyManFredwasgoingtoschool.Whenhepassedapark,hesawamansawingabigbranchfromatree.Themanwasonaladderandtheladderwasagainstthebigbranchhewassawing.“Hi,itisdangerous.”Fredshouted.“Afteryoucutoffthebranch,youwillfall,too.”Butthemandidn’tbelievehim,andsaidangrily,“Goaway,youlittlething.It’snoneofyourbusiness.”Fredcoulddonothing,soheleft.Hedidn’tgofarbeforeheheardsomethingcrashed.Herushedbackandfoundthemanlyingontheground.Fredaskedsomemenforhelp.Theycarriedthemantothehospital.WhichSkirttoWear?Timeis8yearsold,andfollowsherownideas.Whenherparentstellhertodosomething,shealwaysdoesn’tdoit.Today,shewillgotoafriend’sbirthdayparty.Sheisnowchoosingskirttowear.Shehasthreeskirts:ablueskirt,awhiteoneandayellowone.Sheasksherfather,“Whichoneisthebest?”herfathersays,“Ithinktheblueoneisthebest.”Thensheaskshermother,“Whichonedoyouthinkisthebest?”Hermotheranswers,“Thewhiteone,ofcourse!”Tinasays,“Thankyou.”Thensheputsontheyellowshirtandgoesout.Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,Whathappened?Akidbitme,repliedIvan.Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?askedhismother.I'dknowhimanywhere,saidIvan.Ihavehisearinmypocket.Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,Youaremystudent.WhenPeterwenthome,hisfatheraskedhimwhathehadlearnedatschool.Petersaidatonce,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtohismother)She,Sheisyourclassmate;You,YouaremystudentHisfathergotangryandsaid,I,Iamyourfather;(thenpointingtohiswife)She,Sheisyourmother;You,Youaremyson.Thenextmorningatschool,theteacheraskedPeteri