冰川世纪2-消融-中英文台词打印版

冰川世纪2-消融原声英语喔哦!全球变暖简直要了我的命Ohboy!Thisglobalwarmingiskillingme!这太热了,而冰河期又太冷了Thisistoohot..theiceagewastoocold..怎么才能让你高兴呀?Whatwouldittaketomakeyouhappy?这个...我喜欢This..Ilike!不要跑...Jane!野营规则...NorunningJane!Camprules..有本事来抓我啊,树獭Makeme,Sloth!叫我...老师Makeme...sir!这就是尊重...It'sallaboutrespect...Sarah...你刚吃了饭,休息会儿Sarah.Youjustate!Waitanhour!Hector!不不不..你不能在那儿便便Hector!No,no!Youcan'tpee-peethere!好...好吧,就在那儿吧Ok,ok!thereisfine..Ashley!那样会让你...啊~~~Ashley!Stoppickingyour...抓到他了,耶~~~Pinata!住手Stop!你应该先戴上眼罩再来...you'resupposedtowearblindfolds!没问题Ok!Hey~轮到我打这只树獭了Hey,it'smyturntohitthesloth!-到我啦,到我啦-应该是我!我!我..mine..mine...mine....mine!Hey!这么轻松就把他打晕了Hey!Youdidn'thaveanycandyinyou!让我们把他给埋了Let'sburyhim!!嘿,嘿!唔...是谁让你们这些孩子折磨这个树獭的Hey,hey!Whoah..Whosaidyoukidscantorturethesloth?Manny,别打击他们的创造性Manny,don'tsquashtheircreativity..嗨,Manny!Diego!!HeyManny!Diego!!我最好的猛犸象和剑齿虎哥们儿Mybadmammaljammel!帮帮我这只树獭怎么样Wannagiveaslothahand?听着,我搞了一个夏令营Look..Iopenedmycamp!舒适的来玩Comeforthandsit...也就是Sid夏令营ItmeanscampofSid!恭喜你,现在有两种语言来形容你这个笨蛋了Congratulations.You'renowanidiotintwolanguages..嘘...!Shhhh...!别在这些小鬼面前数落我卬otinfrontoftheK-l-D-G!冰川世纪2-消融原声英语这些小鬼都很喜欢我,对吗,BillyTheselittleguysloveme!Right,Billy?别逼我吃了你Don'tmakemeeatyou!很好笑,孩子所以咯,他们还被叫做小屁孩Funny,kid!That'swhythey'recalledkids!我告诉过你Sid..ItoldyouSid..你开营地还不够格You'renotqualifiedtorunacamp..噢!从什么时候开始照顾孩子也资格认证扯上关系的?Oh!Sincewhendoqualificationshaveanythingtodowithchildcare...?还有,这些孩子都很尊敬我Besides,thesekidslookuptome..我是他们的好榜样I'marolemodeltothem!我看出来了Icanseethat..你们总是认为我一事无成YouguysneverthinkIcandoanything..但我这个群体中平等的一员butI'manequalmemberofthisherd!这一切都是我自己做到的Imadethisherd...!你们也应该开始对我尊敬一些...andyouneedtostarttreatingmewithsomerespect!!得了吧!Sid!Comeon!Sid!Sid!我们只是开玩笑而已Sid!Wewerejustkidding!!嘿!Hey!让我们和这头猛犸象玩玩!!Let'splaypinthetailonthemammoth!!Sid!Sid!我不会一事无成的Canyoustop!我一定会得到他们的尊重的I'mgonnagetsomerespect!!我会证明给他们看I'llshow'em!所以呢,最后~Andso,intheend..小驴找到了自己的妈咪thelittleburroreachedhismommy..他们从此过着幸福的生活andtheylivedhappilyeverafter..真有你的Goodjob!我有问题,为什么驴要回家Question!Whydoestheburrogohome?他为什么不和兔子们生活在一起Whydoesn'thestaywiththerabbit?因为...因为他想和家人在一起Because.Hewantedtobewithhisfamily我觉得他应该去找个女驴Ithinkheshouldgowiththegirlburro!这会是个很好的爱情故事...That'sabetterlovestory!冰川世纪2-消融原声英语也好,你下次在给别人说故事时再让驴这样好了OK!Well,whenyoutellyourburrostory,that'swhathe'lldo.'驴'只是个代名词而已'Burro'isademeaningname...技术上说,他应该叫野驴Technically,it'scalledawildass!好吧,那个野驴小子Fine.Thewildassboycamehome...和他的野驴妈妈一起回家了...tohiswildassmother...所以,这也是我为什么叫他驴了See!That'swhyIcalleditaburro!那只驴会遇到吃饭问题吗Couldtheburrohaveagrazingproblem?-这样会更有故事性-无聊~~-Thatwouldmakehimmore...relatable..-Boring!这一点也不可能It'snotbelievable!驴会自相残杀吗这个结尾并不让人满意-Doburrowseattheiryoung?-It'snotaverysatisfyingending!我有时都要烦透了SometimesIthrowup!他们从此过着幸福的生活Theylivedhappilyeverafter...不可能有比这个更让人满意的结尾了Youcan'tgetmoresatisfyingthanthat!一个幸福的大家庭Onebighappyfamily!这是理所当然的That'sthewayitsupposedtobe!那么,你的幸福家庭在哪里呢Then,where'syourbig,happyfamily?然后,一只饥饿的老虎要吃小孩儿了Then...thehungrytigereatthepeskylittlekids!!-你还好吧,哥们儿-当然,为什么会有事-Youok,buddy?-Sure,whynot?!-我只是觉得你...-故事时间结束了,没有了-Ijustthoughtyou..-Storytimesover....theend!-大家快跑啊,想活命就快跑-Hey~等等-Outoftheway!Runforyourlives!-Hey,watchit!你们这是去哪儿呢Where'severybodygoing?世界末日就要来了Theworld'scomingtoanend!你在说什么呢Whatareyoutalkingabout?FastTony!他说这个世界将被洪水淹没FastTony!Hesaystheworld'sgoingtoflood!伙计们,我手里拿着的这根小管子Folks,Iholdinmyhandadevicesopowerful..可以让你把空气itcanactuallypullair...一直呼到天上去rightoutofthesky!!过来看看吧,来看看吧Gatherround...gatherround!打扰一下,您有鳃吗,夫人Pardonme,doyouhavegillsma'am?所以你不能在水里呼吸对吧Soyoucan'tbreatheunderwater?我的助手可以为你示范冰川世纪2-消融原声英语!Hey~~我可以闻到海洋的味道Hey,Icansmelltheocean!笨蛋,你在这做什么呢Whatareyoudoing...?我不能卖它了Ican'tsellthatnow...!!这个是要塞进嘴里的,你个笨蛋Yousuckairthroughyourmouthyoumoron!!如果你想知道,我现在就给你讲解Ifyou'reapupilofmine,andI'mstartinginstruction...有了这个,不管是横渡海峡,还是绕着小岛游一圈,都不会有问题you'llhaveplentyofairforeonstocome!当然,不要把它放到水下Ofcourse,don'tstayburied!为什么你要用末日来吓唬大家Whyareyouscaringeverybodywiththisdoomsdaystuff?啊哈哈哈~我只是在讨生活而已,老兄I'mtryingtomakealivingherepal..这只是我的预言中的一部分It'sallpartofmyweatherforecast!五天激烈的水灾,接着就是Thedayoutlookiscallingforintenseflooding,followedby..世界末日!theendoftheworld..!!当薄冰碰到灼热的阳光Withaslightchanceofpatchysunshine接下来的那周.....laterintheweek得了吧,别听他的了Comeon!Don'tlistentohim..FastTony为了吃会把自己的老妈卖了FastTonywouldsellhisownmotherforagrape!你在出价吗Areyoumakinganoffer?我是说,不,我没有胡说Imeanno!Iwouldnot!你们没听说吗,这些冰一直在融化Haven'tyouheard?Theiceismelting!这个地方被冰雪覆盖着Youseethisground?It'scoveredinice一千年前就是如此Athousandyearsagoitwascoveredinice..一千年以后Athousandyearsfromnow..也会如此itwillstillbeice!嘿,哥们,呃且不去质疑你的生存本能Say,buddy..nottocastaspersionsonyoursurvivalinstincts,but..那么猛犸象怎么已经走向灭绝了呢haven'tmammothsprettymuchgoneextinct?你在说什么呢Whatareyoutalkingabout?我说得是你应该是你们族的最后一个了I'mtalkingaboutyoubeingthelastofyourkind!啊!你没刷牙吧Ahh!Yourbreathsmellslikeants!既然你不想承认Beasthatasitmay..那你什么时候看见过其它猛犸象呢冰川世纪2-消融原声英语啊!别理他,MannyAh!Don'tpayanyattentiontohimManny猛犸象才不会灭绝Mammothscan'tgoextinct..我们是世界上最庞大的生物theyareth