Legally Blonde英文剧本

LegallyBlonde(Comedy)(2001)MajorCharacters（人物特点）ElleWoods..........................ReeseWitherspoonAverypretty,smartandsweetyoungwomanwhodecidestocompletelychangeherlifeandgotoHarvardlawSchool,inordertofollowherboyfriend,whohasdecidedtobreakupwithher.WarnerHuntingtonthe3rd...........MatthewDavisElle'sboyfriend,whoisbothsnobbyandshallow,whodecidestoleaveherbecausehefeelsheneedstofindamoreseriouslookinggirlfriendthatwillhelphimwithhisfuturecareerinpolitics.Paulette............................JenniferCoolidgeAninsecureworkingclasshairdresserwhobecomesElle'sbestfriend.Vivian..............................SelmaBlairWarner'snewgirlfriendatHarvard,whoatfirsttreatsElleverypoorly.BrookeTaylorWindham................AliLarterAsuccessfulbusinesswomanwhomakeswellknownexercisevideos,whoischargedwiththemurderofherrichhusband.ProfessorCallahan...................VictorGarberAcriminaldefenselawyerandProfessoratHarvard,whoishiredtodefendBrooke,andwhoagreestoletElleworkasaninternonthecase.Emmett...............................LukeWilsonAyounglawyerandProfessorCallahan'sassistant.PlotSummary（情节简介）ThisisthestoryofElleWoods,averycuteandfriendlystudentwhoisalsothemostpopulargirlinherLosAngelessorority(Ahouseandclubforfemalestudents).EllehasjustfinishedherstudiesinFashion,andisgettingpreparedtomarryherboyfriend,Warner,whowillsoonbegoingtoHarvardLawSchool,inBoston.Unfortunately,Warner,whoisactuallyasomewhatsuperficialass,decidestobreakupwithElle,becausehewantstofindamoreseriouslookinggirlfriendwhowillhelphiscareerinpoliticsafterhegetsoutoflawschool(Elle,unfortunatelylookslikethestereotypicaldumbblonde,thoughofcoursethisisalookthatmanymenfindverysexy).Atfirst,Elleisemotionallycrushed,butshesoondecidestogetWarnerbackbyapplyingtoHarvardLawSchoolherself,asawayofimpressinghimwithhowsmartshereallyis.Infact,Elleisextremelysmart(muchmoresothanWarner!),butit'salsotruethatherbubblysororitypersonalityisverydifferentfromthetypeofpeoplewhogotoHarvardLawSchool.Still,Elleisacceptedtotheschool,andafterafewmonthsofstruggling,shesoonbecomesanaccomplishedlawstudentwhoclearlyhasthepotentialtobecomeanactuallawyer.OnthewaythroughHarvard,shemakesmanyfriends,savesawronglyaccusedwomanfrommurdercharges,andsoondiscoversthatitisWarnerwhoisnotsmartenoughorgoodenoughforher,andcertainlynottheotherwayaround.SomeWordsandExpressionsthatYouMaynotKnowElleisheartbrokenwhenWarnerbreaksupwithher.IheardMadonnawentintolaborthere.Togointolaboristogivebirthtoababy.I'mnotpositiveifit'sgoingtohappentonight.::Hello,hejusthadlunchwithhisgrandmother!Whenhelloissaidwithgreatemotionorenergy,itisawayofexpressingtheopinionthatthelistenerisbeingnaïveorstupid.It'snotlikeshefedex'dasixcaratdiamond.TofedexapackageistosenditthroughtheprivateFedExmailservice.Ifadiamondissixcarats,itisveryvaluable.Ican'tbelieveyou'regettingengaged.Tobeengagedistobeofficiallyplanningtogetmarried.Idon'tunderstandwhyyou'recompletelydisregardingyoursignaturecolor.Todisregardsomethingistoignoreitornotpayattentiontoit.Aperson'ssignaturecoloristhecolorthatpeopleassociatewiththem.He'sproposing-Ican'tlooklikeIwentonanyotherdate.Ifamanproposestoawoman,heisaskinghertomarryhim.Thisisthedate.Notethatiftheispronouncedthee,itmeansthemostimportant(Thoughhere,Elleactuallymisspeaksandjustsaysthewiththeusualpronunciation).Bridal.ButnotlikeI'mexpectinganything.Theadjectiveforabride,whoisawomanabouttogetmarried.There'snothingIlovemorethanadumbblondewithdaddy'splastic.Inthiscase,areferencetoacreditcard,whichismadeofplastic.Isthislow-viscosityrayon?Viscosityreferstohowstickysomethingis,andrayonisatypeofman-madematerialforclothing.Withhalfloopandtopstitchingonthehem?Asentencethatonlythosewhosewwouldlove!Aloopisaholemadebyacircularpieceofcloth.Stitchingisatypeofsewing,andahemistheborderofapieceofcloth.It'soneofakind.Ifsomethingisoneofakind,itistrulyunique,withnootherslikeit.Itwouldsnagthefabric.Tosnagapieceofclothistocatch,traporaccidentallyattachtoit.Fabricisanotherwordforcloth.IsawitintheJuneVogueayearago,soifyou'retryingtosellitatfullprice,you'vepickedthewronggirl.Vogueisafamousfashionmagazine.ThisisElle'swayofsayingsheknowsalotaboutfashion,clothesandfabrics.Thisisit.Inafewhours,I'llbethefutureMrs.WarnerHuntingtonthe3rd.Notethatwhenwomengetmarried,theysometimesstillrefertothemselveswiththeirhusband'sfullname(thoughthisseemsabitdated).Here'stous.Here'stoisacommonwayofbeginningatoast,inwhichglassesareraisedataformalmealinordertohonorsomebodyorsomething.Iamfullyamenabletothatdiscussion.Ifapersonisamenabletodoingsomething,theyarehappytodoit.Iplanonrunningforofficesomeday.Thismeanstorunforapoliticaloffice,suchasmayororPresident.IfI'mgoingtobeaSenatorbythetimeI'm30,Ineedtostopdickingaround.ASenatorisarepresentativeintheupperhouseoftheCongressTodickaroundisasomewhatcrudebutfunphrasalverbmeaningtowastetime,ortonottakethingsseriouslyenough.Elle,poohbear,Ithinkweshouldbreakup.Poohbearisaridiculoustermofendearment,likedearorsweetheart(WinniethePoohisafamouscharacterfromchildren'sliteraturethatisagentlebear).Ifacouplebreakup,theydecidetonolon