后羿射日 英语话剧

后羿射日HOU-YISHOTNARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•longlongago,therewere10sunsinthesky!•Andtheweatherisverybad,itwasveryveryveryveryhot!•Therewasnowaterintheseaandriver!•1很久很久以前，天上有十个日•2狗逼天气是热的要死•3湖里和海里早就晒得没水了•Peopleseemedtoliveinthevolcano.Manyofthemdiedofthirstorstarvation.•不少人都因为没吃的没喝的而死于饥渴•HOU-YI,whoisawonderfularcherandhewasverysadaboutpeople’sbadlife.So,hedecidedtosavethepublic!HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Ohmyladygaga!Itissohot!The10sunsalmostmakemecrazy!Mydearfrendsdiedoneafteranotherbecasethereisnofoodandwatertodrink!ImustdosomethingHOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Bingo!Icanbethesupermantosavethepeople!TommorowIwillgotothetopoftheKulunmountaintoshootdownthesesuns!NARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•Thenextday,Hou-yiclimbedtothemountainandshotdown9sunsimmediately•Whenhewantedtoshootdownthelast,hisfriendpersuadeshimnottodoso.•Severaldayslater,theworldbecamepeaceful•1第二天，后羿爬到昆仑山上。然后射杀了九个太阳。（看着后羿爬山）•2本来他想全部都射掉的，在朋友的劝说下他留了一个，.•3几天后，世间万物都复苏了。ThePeople(playedbyShenJiao)Hou-yi,youareourhero!Allthankstoyou,wedonotneedtostarveanyone!Please-pleasetakethesegiftsasourthanksandpleaseteachusyourgreatarcheryskills!HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Myoldfriends,youaresokind.Icannotacceptthegifts.Itismydutytohelpyou!Ifyouarewillingtoworkhard,ithinkitismypleasuretoteachThePeople(playedbyShenJiao)Yes,wewillworkveryhard!Tobeabletolearnfromaheroisourhonor!NARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•WhenHou-Yiwascelebratingwithpeople,therecameabrightlightinthesky!•AwomanwhoisHeavenlyEmpresscametowardthem•Whatwasshedoinghere?•1后羿和老百姓们在庆祝，突然，天空中出现一道白光！•2王母娘娘从天而降•3她要来干什么呢？TheHeavenly-Empress(PlayedbyKOBE)theHeavenlyEmperorandIbothsawwhatyouhavedonewhitthesuns.Weyouareveryawesome!Andwetogiveyouagiftforsavingthepeople.Hereisanelixirthatallowsoneperson,andonepersononly,toliveforever,andIamgivingittoyouasanawardNARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•1AfterHou-YireceivedtheelixirfromtheHeavenlyEmpress,shedisappearedquickly.•2Hou-Yiwasveryhappyandwenthomeatonce!•1后羿从王母娘娘那里拿过仙丹后，王母娘娘就闪了。•2后羿十分高兴，立刻回家了HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）change!Comeon,baby!Iwanttoshowyousomethingcue!Chang’E(playedbyQianhanqi)Oh，thatiswonderful，dear.Butareyougoingtodrinkit?HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Honey,youcannotimaginehowmagicalitis!thislittlethingcanmakedrinkerstoliveforever!igetitfromtheHevenlyEmpress!6.Ofcouse!7.Nonono,honey,iloveyousomuch,icannotimaginewithoutyou,iwanttostaywithyouforever!Takeit!Andhideittosomewhereicannotfinditforever!Chang’E(playedbyQianhanqi)Oh,Houyi,Iamtouched!Itisgoodluckandfortunetohaceyouasmyhusband!ifweweretomeetagaininournextlivesiwillstillchoosetobeyourwifetenthousandtimes!Iwillhideelixirasyouwish,andweshallalwaysbetogether.NARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•1Chang’Ehidtheelixirinthehouse.•2Withtheworldbeingpeaceful,Hou-Yistartedtoteachpeopletoshoot•3HoweverastudentcalledPengMenghaveaspecialrelationshipwithHou-Yi•1嫦娥把仙丹藏在了家里。•2现在世界都恢复了正常，后羿也开始教别人箭术•3但是，有一个叫做蓬蒙的，后羿的学生，他和后羿有一段不寻常的关系。NARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)OncewhenChangecamebackhome，shefoundthatHouyiandPengmengweresleepinginthebed嫦娥有一天回家觉得家里有人，她惊讶地发现后羿和彭蒙在床上睡在一起。Chang’E(playedbyQianhanqi)Ohmygod，whatareyouguysdoing？Ohmygod!HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Mydear，Icanexplain。Ourrelationshipisnotwhatyousaw，Iamastraightman.Idoloveyou.Pleasebelieveinme.PengMeng(playedbyFuZhuJun)Sweety,icannotbeathethirdpartyanymore.Yeiloveyou,IwillloveyouaslongasIlive.Pleasedivorcewiththatwoman,please.HOU-YI（playedbyXiexieye）Hum,pleasedon’tforcemetodothat。I………NARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)Pengmengwasabitsad,buthecameupwithelixirandfilleditinChange’mousequickly.•彭蒙有点沮丧，但他拿出了那颗仙丹，塞在了嫦娥的嘴巴里PengMeng(playedbyFuZhuJun)GoodbyeChanggeithinkibecomethewinnerinthisgameoflove，hahaha，hahaha……Chang’E(playedbyQianhanqi)No，No，No，howcruelyouareNARRATOR(playedbyRickyyao)•Chang’ecouldnotcontrolherbodyandflewintosky•Meanwhile,Hou-YiandPengMenggotahappylife,theybecamethefirstpairofgaypeopleintheworld•1嫦娥无法控制自己，飞奔到了月球上•2而后羿和蓬蒙则过上了幸福的生活，成为了历史上第一对同性恋谢谢Thankyou