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糗事百科-24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科再来一则，发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了。那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，如此等等。说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“K，你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种表达方法？”我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。”我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……(from)Englishwordsandphrasesforsexualintercourse:AAardvarkingAdamandEve'ingItAztectwo-stepBBakingcookiesBakingthebeanBakingthetubesteakBallingBangingBashingthebeaverBeastwithtwobacksBeatingcheeksBeatingitupBeatingsomeoneupwithanuglystickBeatingthatthingupBeaverbustingBeinginawoman'sBeefBeinguptoone'sballsBeinguptoyanutsingutsBigBangingBoardingthehamtraintoPussyopolisBoffingyourbrainsoutBoinkingBoom-boomingBonedancingBoningBonkingBoofingBoppingBouncingthebeardedclamBreedingBuffingthebeaverBumpingandgrindingBumpingbelliesBumpingfuzziesBumpingugliesBuryingthebabylegBuryingtheboneBuryingthegeneralBuryingtheweaselBuryingtheweenieBushpatrollingBustingBustinganutBustingthecherry(first-timeintercourse)ButteringthemuffinBuzzingtheBrilloBuzzingthehoneyholeCCarnalgymnasticsCatholicroulette(especiallywithouttheuseofbirthcontrol)CaveexploringCheckingtheoldcrudeoil!Chodna(Hindi)ChoppingChurningbutterCleaningherpipesCleaningthecarpetCoger/Cogiendo(LatinAmericanSpanish.Warning!InSpain,itjustmeanspickinguporgrabbing,whileinLatinAmericameansurbhacked！:)ing)ComingtogetherCoopingthechickenCrackin'CrashingthecustardtruckCrawlingacrossthefloorlikeawaterspiderCreakingbedsyndromeCreamin'Culear(Spanish)CuntbustingCuntpoking(alsoappliestomasturbation)CuntthumpingCuttingthemustardDDancingthebuttockjigDancingthematrimonialpolkaDancingthemattressjigDefloweringDevirginationDiddlingDinkytickleDippingthegravyboatDippingyourwickDivinginthedarkDivingforpearlsDoggystyleDoingalewdinfusionDoingaloadoflaundryDoingdirtyworkatthecrossroadsDoingitDoingsomebed-pressingDoingsomeladies'tailoringDoingsomemuffdivingDoingsomenosepaintingDoingsomeonearmedbanditryDoingsomerumpworkDoingsomeuphillgardeningDoingtheactofdarknessDoingthebackseatmamboDoingtheAdrianoMacchiettoDoingthebackstrokeDoingthebadthingDoingthebedboogieDoingthefour-leggedfoxtrotDoingthefunkychickenDoingthechoresDoingthedeedDoingthedirtydanceDoingthefeatherbedjigDoingthefour-leggedfrolicDoingthehokey-pokeyDoingthehorizontalbopDoingthehorizontalexercisesDoingthehorizontalhulaDoingthehorizontalhustleDoingthehorizontalJogDoingthehorizontalmamboDoingthehorizontalpolkaDoingthehorizontaltangoDoingthehumptydanceDoingtheHumptyDumptyDoingthemattressdanceDoingthemattressmamboDoingthemommy-daddydanceDoingthenastyDoingthenaughtyDoingthetubesnakeboogieDoingthetubesteakfandangoDoingtheuglyDoingthewildthingDoonadanceDrillingDrillingforoilDrillingforcervixDrillingtheditchDrivinghomeEEcchi(Japanese)EnjoyingafleshsessionExchangingbodilyfluidsFFeedingthedummyFeedingthekittyFeedingthemuffinFillingthecreamdoughnutFeedingtheyoniFindingahotdoginajungleFittingendtoendFittingherclapflapFixingherplumbingFloppinginthehayFoolingaroundFollando(Spanish)FornicatingFraternizingFuckingFuckinghis/herbrainsoutGGenitalexerciseGettingabellyfullofmarrowpuddingGettingarockoffGettingashoveinyourblindeyeGettingaheadGettingbeefinyotacoGettingcarpettunnelsyndromeGettingcreamyGettingdownGettingfreakyGettingfunkyGettinghorizontalGettingintosomeone'spantsGettingitonGettingituphergutsGettingJackintheorchardGettingjiggyGettinglaidGettingoatsGettingparallelGettingsomeGettingsomefrontdooractionGettingsomeofthatslipperyactionGettingsomestankonthehanglowGettingstretchedGettingthereGettingyourcanewaxedGettingyourchimneysweptoutGettingyourendwetGettingyourhaircutGettingyourjolliesGettingyourleatherstretchedGettingyourlizarddrainedGettingyournutscrackedGettingyouroilchangedGettingyourrocksoffGettingbusyGettingyourfreakonGivingaholetohideinGivingawomanashotGivinghardforsoftGivingherahosingGivingherapatGivingherthebusinessGivingherthehighhardoneGivingitupGivingjuiceforjellyGivingkittyatasteofcreamGivingsomeoneastabGivingsomeonetheworksGivingthedogaboneGivingthemonkeyabananaGlazingthedonutGoingatitGoingbelly-to-bellyGoingdownunderGoingfishingGoinghalfsies/halfersonanorgasmGoinglikearatupadrainpipeGoingspelunkingGoingtotownGoosingGrabbingsomesnatchGreasingGreasingthemonkeyGreasingthepoleGreasingthewheelGreasingtheaxleGrindingyourtoolGrowlingatthebadgerHHaciendoelamorHammeringHarpooningthemustachedwhaleHaulingyourashesHavingHavingabitofcurlygreensHavingabitoffishHavingabitofgibletpieHavingabitofporkHavingabitofsplitmuttonHavingabitofsugarstickHavingabitofsummercabbageHavingabitofthecramstickHavingabitoftheoldin&outHavingahotrollwithcreamHavingajoyrideHavinganoonerHavingapieceoftailHavingapokeHavingaquickieHavingarootHavingashag(British)HavingasqueezeandasquirtHavingaturnonyourbackHavinganuppydownyHavingitoffHavingnookieHavingone'swa