老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01

1TheOneWhereItAllBegan(Pilot)更多字幕=BT之家DRM小组=-3There'snothingtotell.It'sjustsomeguyIworkwith.4You'regoingoutwiththeguy.5Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.6Allright,Joey.Benice.7Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?8Wait,doesheeatchalk?9Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIdidwithCarl.10Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.11It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.12Soundslikeadatetome.13I'minhighschool,inthecafeteria..14andIrealizeI'mtotallynaked.15I'vehadthatdream.16ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone..17there.18-Insteadof-That'sright!19Neverhadthatone.20Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.21WhatdoIdo?Everyonestartslookingatme.22Theyweren'tlookingatyoubefore?23Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit.24Anditturnsoutit'smymother.25Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.26Hi.27Hesays,Hello,Iwanttokillmyself.28Youokay?29Ifeellikesomeonepulledmyintestineoutofmymouth..30-andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?31Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.32-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.33No,don't!Stopcleansingmyaura.34-Justleavemyauraalone,okay?-Fine,bemurky.35-I'llbefine.Ihopeshe'llbehappy.-No,youdon't.36No,Idon't.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!37Youneverknewshewasalesbian?38No!Okay?39Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?40Shedidn'tknow.HowshouldIknow?41SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.42DidIsaythatoutloud?43ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.1六人行第1季第01集莫妮卡的新室友更多字幕没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！4少来了，你和那个人一起出去！5和你交往的男人一定有问题！6打住，乔伊，嘴下留德7他驼背？既驼背又带假发？8慢着，他吃粉笔吗？9我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙10各位别急，这不算约会11我们不过是出去吃晚餐而且不做爱12听起来好像是说我的约会13记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅14突然发现自己全身赤裸15我做过那样的梦16我低头一看，看见有一支电话…17在那儿18-而不是…？-没错19我没做过那样的梦20突然,那个电话响了21我不知道该怎么办,大家都看着我22之前他们就不看着你?!23最后,我觉得应该接这个电话24发现是我妈妈打来的,25这十分怪因为….她从来不打电话给我!26嘿27这家伙说“你好”的时候,我总想杀了我自己28你还好吧?29我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙,抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来30-再在我的脖子上打结…-要饼干吗?31卡箩今天搬走了她的东西32-我给你拿咖啡.-谢谢33不,不要!不要清理我的气息!34-不要管我的气息,好吗?-好呀!继续痛苦吧!35-我会没事的,好吧?.真的,各位,我希望她开心.-不,你并不希望36是的，我不希望！去她的,她离开了我!37你又不知道她是女同性恋38不知道!!行了吧?!39为什么每个人老是提它?40她都不知道,我怎么会知道?41有时候我希望我是女同性恋…44Oh,really?45Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing..46I'llneverhavegrandchildren,waswhat?Awrongnumber?47Sorry.48Look,you'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.49You'reangry.You'rehurting.50CanItellyouwhattheansweris?51Stripjoints!52Hey,you'resingle.Havesomehormones.53ButIdon'twanttobesingle,okay?54Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.55AndIjustwantamilliondollars!56-Rachel?-Oh,Monica!ThankGod!57Iwenttoyourbuilding..58andaguywithahammersaidyou'dbehere,andyouare.59-CanIgetyousomecoffee?-Decaf.60Everybody,thisisRachel,aLincolnHighsurvivor.61Thisiseverybody.ChandlerandPhoebe..62Joey.Remembermybrother,Ross?63Sure!64Youwanttotellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?65Well,itstartedaboutahalf-hourbeforethewedding.66Iwasintheroomwithallthepresents..67andIwaslookingatthisreallygorgeousLimogesgravyboat.68Whenallofasudden69Sweet'NLow?70IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanBarry.71Igotfreakedout,andithitme:72HowmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.73Ialwaysknewhelookedfamiliar,but..74Ihadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering..75WhyamIdoingthis,andWhoamIdoingitfor?76Ididn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowwe'vedriftedapart..77butyou'retheonlypersonIknowhere.78-Whowasn'tinvitedtothewedding.-Ihopedthatwouldn'tbeanissue.79Iguessheboughtherthepipeorgan,andshe'sreallynothappyaboutit.80Tunaoreggsalad!Decide!81I'llhavewhateverChristina'shaving.42我大声说出来啦?43我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了,他们看起来没什么问题44噢,真的吗?45那我凌晨三点接到一个女人打来的可笑电话,她在电话中抽泣说46“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.”那是怎么回事?打错电话啦?47对不起48没事的,罗斯,瞧.你现在感到很痛苦49你很生气.你感到伤心50我告诉你答案是什么?51脱衣舞俱乐部!52别这样,你单身了!有需求的!53我不想单身,好吗?54我只想….再次结婚!55而我只想要100万美金!56-瑞秋?!-噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!57我刚到你那里去,而你不在,58那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里,你真在这里,你真在这里!59-你想点咖啡吗?-无咖啡因的60好了,各位,这位是瑞秋,另一个林肯高中的幸存者61这就是各位啦这是钱德,菲比62乔伊.还有，你还记得我哥哥Ross吗?63-当然,你好!-你好64那你现在可以告诉我们了吗,还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?65好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时.66我在礼品间里67我正看着那个船形卤肉盘.那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘68然后,突然-69有糖吗?70我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动!71然后我吓呆了,突然想到:72Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀73我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…74不管怎么说,我必须离开那里,我在想75“我为什么这样做,我为谁这样做?”76我不知道该去哪里,而且我知道我和你有点疏远了77但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人78-还没有被邀请到婚礼上.-噢,我不希望提起这件事….79我猜他给她买了个管风琴,而她很不喜欢那个82Daddy,IjustIcan'tmarryhim.83I'msorry.Ijustdon'tlovehim.84Well,itmatterstome!85IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.86Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.87Pushherdownthestairs!88Pushher!Pushherdownthestairs!89Comeon,Daddy,listen!90Allmylife,everyone'salwaystoldme,You'reashoe!91You'reashoe!92WhatifIdon'twanttobeashoe?93WhatifIwanttobeapurse?94Orahat?95No,Idon'twantyoutobuymeahat!96It'sametaphor,Daddy!97Youcanseewherehe'dhavetrouble.98Look,Daddy,it'smylife.99Well,maybeI'lljuststayherewithMonica.100Iguesswe'veestablishedshe'sstayingwithMonica.101Well,maybethat'smydecision.102MaybeIdon'tneedyourmoney.103Wait!Isaidmaybe!