IT狂人台词文本

【IT狂人第一季第1期】Hopethisdoesn'tembarrassyouJen,butIfoundthebestthingtodowiththenewemployeeistosizethemupwithalonghardstare.希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。So!So.Firstday!Yes!那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！Scary...?Yes...Don'tbescared!OhI'mnotreallyscared.害怕吧？是...别怕！其实我也不是很怕。Youshouldbe!WellI'malittlebitscared.What?Don'tbe!应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！Makeupyourmind!你到底想怎样。Sohereyouare!好吧你说！Yes.I'mreallylookingforwardto...Gettingtogripswiththe...其实，我很希望能...认真做好...I'mgonnaputyouinI.T.BecauseyousaidonyourCVyouhadalotofexperiencewithcomputers.我决定把你安排在IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。IdidsaythatonmyCV,yes.Ihavelotsofexperiencewiththewhole...computer...thing,youknow.我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的...电脑的...事儿。Emails..sendingemails,receivingemails,deletingemails...Icouldgoon.Do!例如电子邮件...发邮件，收邮件，删邮件...除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！TheWeb...Usingmouse...mices...usingmice.Clicking...doubleclicking...thecomputerscreenofcourse,thekeyboard...我会上网...点鼠标...各种鼠标。单击...双击...当然还有显示器、键盘...Thebitthatgoesonthefloordownthere...Theharddrive?Correct.那边安在地板上的叫什么来着...硬盘吗？就是它。Aha!Well,youcertainlyseemtoknowyourstuff.啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。Thatsettles.GotagoodfeelingaboutyouJen!Andtheyneedanewmanager.就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。Ohfantastic!So...thepeopleI'llbeworkingwith,what'retheylike?太好了！那...要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？Standardnerds!标准的书呆子！【IT狂人第一季第2期】HelloI.T.?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？OK,well,thebuttonontheside,isitglowing?好，边上的钮亮不亮？Yeah,youneedtoturniton!Thebutton,turnsiton?!对，你需要先按键开机！就是那个钮，按下去了吗？Yeah...You...Yeah...Youdoknowhowabuttonworks,don'tyou?No,notonclothes!是...你...对...你知道怎么按按钮吧，不是吗？不是衣服上的纽扣！（button=按钮=纽扣）Hello,I.T.?Yeah?Haveyoutriedforcinganunexpectedreboot?你好，IT部。是吗？你试过强制意外重启吗？No,no!Thereyougo!Nothereyougo,Ijusthearditcomeon.不不！就是那样！这回对了，我刚听见开机的声音了。Nono,that'sthemusicyouhearwhenitcomeson.不不，你听见的是开机音乐。No,that'sthemusicyouhearwhen...I'msorry,areyoufromthepast?!不，有音乐说明...抱歉，你是从古代来的吗？Seethedriverhooksafunctionbypatchingthesystemcalltable.驱动程序通过修补系统调用表调用挂钩函数。Soit'snotsafetounloadit,unlessanotherthread'sabouttojumpinthereanddoitsstuff.所以直接卸载不安全，除非让另一个进程接管。Andyoudon'twanttoendupinmiddleofinvalidmemory.Hello?如果在无效内存中挂掉就悲催了。喂？Ohreally?Really,whydon'tyoucomedownhereandmakemethen?是嘛？那你干吗不下来跟我单挑啊？What?OhyouthinkI'mafraidofyou?I'mnotafraidofyou!什么？你以为我怕你啊？我才不怕你呢！YoucancomedownhereanytimeandI'llbewaitingforya!Thattoldher!有种你就下来，本人随时恭候！就欠这么跟她说！OhGod,it'sabouttimeyougotback,it'sbeenallgo.哎呀老天，你该早点回来，错过刚才的好戏了。Youhadajob?你去修电脑了？Girlonfifth...五楼那姑娘报修...Didyouandher...hititoff?你跟她...投缘吗？DefineHititoff?投缘是什么意思？Didshecontinuetalkingtoyouonceyou'dfixedhercomputer?就是修完电脑后，她还理你吗？No...AndwhileIwasworkingonit,sherestedacuponmyback.不理...而且我趴着修电脑时，她还在我背上放了个杯子。No?!Yep!Unbelievable!不是吧？你看！简直难以置信！Yeah,Imeanthey'venotrespectforusupthere,norespect!Whatsoever!We'realljustdrudgenstothem没错，楼上的人对咱们太没尊重了！是不尊重！无所谓是什么词！简直当咱们是哭工！（Roy把drudge说成了drudgen）Yes!Ifthereweresuchathingasadrudgen,thatiswhatwe'dbetothem.没错！要是世上有哭工这个词，那我们一定是。It'slikethey'repallywallywhenthere'saproblemwiththeirprinter,butonceit'sfixed...打印机坏了他们都跟你称兄道弟的，可只要你一修好...Theytossusawaylikeyesterday'sjam!他们像对隔夜的果酱那样，随手就把咱们扔到一旁！Yes!Yesterday'sjam!Thatiswhatwearetothem!对！隔夜的果酱！那就是我们在他们眼里的形象！Actuallyyouknowwhat?Thatdoesn'treallyworkasathing...becauseyouknow,jamlastsforages.其实那比喻还是有点不准确...果酱保质期很长的。Hello,I.T.?Haveyoutriedturningitoffandonagain?你好，IT部。试过关机重启吗？Unisextoilets?Youhaveunisextoilets,likeAllyMcBeal?无性别卫生间？你们居然有无性别卫生间，跟《甜心俏佳人》里一样？【IT狂人第一季第7期】Itmightbesomethingyousay,orsomethingyoudo!那些迹象可能会是你说的话，或者干的事！Butwhenwenoticethis,andbelievemewewillnoticethis,there'sgoingtobealongwaydownforyou,sweetchicks!我们只要注意到这些迹象，相信我，我们一定会留意的，你就会在这儿待好长时间，小丫头！He'llrealizeinasecond.他马上就会反应过来他说错了。Icannotbelieveyou'regoingtotellonme.You'relikeapairofhorribleoldwomen.真不敢相信，你们居然打算告发我。你们俩就像一对老巫婆。Whatdidshesay?她说什么？Shesaidwe'relikehorribleoldwomen.她说我们像老巫婆。Shedidn't!她怎会这么说！Heyguys!Ok,gotsomethingtotellme?你们好啊，伙计们！找我有事吗？Yes,well,it'slikethis...有点事。是这样的...Lookatyou!MyI.T.Team.看看你们！我的IT团队。Yeah.Teamplayerseachandeveryoneofyou.没错。你们每个人都是团队的一员。Yeah,whatshe...There'snoroomforpeoplewhocan'tactinateamonmyteam!对，但她...在我这儿没有团队精神可不行！Excuseme.Hello?What?!Wellifyoucan'tworkasateam,you'reallfired!That'sit,youheardme,fine!Getyourthingsandgo!抱歉。喂？什么？！要是你们不能像团队一样工作，就给我走人！就是那样，你没听错，你们被解雇了！拿着你的东西走人！Hello,Security?Everyoneonfloor4isfired.Escortthemfromthepremises.Anddoitasateam!喂，保卫科吗？四楼的人都被炒了，把他们送出大楼。别忘了团队合作！Rememberyou'reateam,andifyoucan'tactasateam,you'refiredtoo!记住你们是个团队，如果没有团队精神你们也给我走人！Dawn!Getontorecruitment.Tellthemtolookforasecurityteamthatcanworkasteam.道恩！找人事部，让他们招一组有团队精神的保安队。Theymayhavetoescortoursecurityteamfromthebuilding,fornotactinglikeateam!让他们把现在的保安队轰出去，他们没有团队精神！Team!Teamteamteamteamteam!IevenlovesayingthewordTeam.团队！团队、团队、团队...我特喜欢说这个词。Youprobablythinkthat'sapictureofmyfamily?你们可能认为这是我家的全家福？It'stheATeam.Body,Doyle,Tiger,theJewelleryMan!Allofthem!Sowhatdoyouwannatellme?其实这是顶级团队。宝迪、道尔、泰格、还有个带珠宝的男人！他们都是！话说你们来找我什么事？Well,it'sjustnotworkingout.哦，我们之间合不来。He'sjoking!他开玩笑呢！Butyousaid...可你刚才说...Notworkingout?合不来？Ohno!No!Wearegettingonlikeabighouseonfire!Yeah!啊没有没有！我们之间好着呢，跟老房子着火似的！没错！M