美剧Boston Legal波士顿法律第2季第10集剧本(英语)

1BostonLegalLegalDeficitsSeason2,Episode10WrittenbyDavidE.Kelley2005DavidE.KelleyProductions.AllRightsReserved.Broadcast:December13,2005TranscribedbyImamessMelissaHughesisstandingbehindbars.Inthejailcellwithherareabouthalfadozenotherpeople.Melissalooksforlornastheotherswithherarelaughingandgiggling.AlanShorecomesinandperusesthecell.AlanShore:Toanofficerstandingnexttohim.I’lltaketheblonde.HewalksuptoMelissa.Melissa.Whatarewedoinginjail?MelissaHughes:They’resayingItriedtorobabank.Ididn’t.Ijustsmashedawindow.AlanShore:Ah!Liz:AndtheysayI’maprostitute.Ha.Whichisridiculous.MelissaHughes:Backoff,Ho.Liz:Whatdidyousay?Comeon.AlanShore:Liz?Liz:Alan?Alanlaughsheartily.OhmyGod!YoujustdroppedoffthesideoftheearthAlanShore:Iwasinarelationship.ButnowI’mnot.Youstillat1800-LIZZIE?MelissaHughes:Whoa,whoa,whoa.Whoa.Hey!Rememberme?I’mintroublehere.Theyarrestedme?AtCrane,PooleandSchmidtBradChaseisbeinghandcuffed.BradChase:You’rearrestingme?DetectivePerryVale:Pleaseputyourhandsbehindyourback,sir.BradChase:Yougottabekidding.DetectivePerryVale:Youhavetherighttoremainsilent.BradChase:Iknowmyrights.DennyCrane:Hecomesup.What’sgoingon?BradChase:They’rearrestingmeforassaultingthepriest.DetectivePerryVale:Andkidnappingandfalseimprisonment.Nowyouhavetherighttoanattorney…DennyCrane:Son.Son.ThisistheUnitedStatesofAmerica.Wedon’treallybelieveinMirandaanymore.DetectivePerryVale:Let’sgo.DennyCrane:Hey,hey,hey,hey!Ah,DennyCrane.I’llhandlethisinternally.DetectivePerryVale:Sir?Thisman’sbeingchargedwiththreefelonies.DennyCrane:Understood,but…DennyCrane.DetectivePerryVale:Comeon.DennyCrane:Hey,hey,hey,hey.Comeon!Withallthat’sgoingonintheworldtoday,whoamongushasn’tatleastoncewantedtotakeanaxetoapriest?DetectivePerryVale:Comeon.ThedetectiveleadsBradaway.PaulLewiston:Hecomesup.They’rearrestinghim?DennyCrane:AndIgaveitmybestshot.AlanholdsthedoorasMelissacomesintohisoffice.AlanShore:So.They’renotpressingcharges.MelissaHughes:They’renotpressingcharges?AlanShore:Ifyoumakerestitutionforthewindow,they’veagreednotpursuean…MelissaHughes:No.2AlanShore:I’msorry.Didyousay,“No?”MelissaHughes:I’mnotpayingfortheirstupidwindow.Forgetit.Alanmotionsforhertositdown.AlanShore:Melissayousmashedit.MelissaHughes:Afterwhatthey’vedonetome!AlanShore:Perhapsyoushouldtellmeexactlywhatthey’vedonetoyou.MelissaHughes:Shesighs.Mycreditcardbills.You’reawareIhavesomeah,fiscalissues?AlanShore:It’scomeup.MelissaHughes:Soafewmonthsago,Ioweoneamount.Thenextmonthit,itliketriples.SoIstopbuyingstuffandthenextmonth,bam,it’sevenhigher.SoIcalltheeighthundrednumber.NotLizzie.Andwhoanswers?ButMsJones!Yes.FromNewDelhi.India.NotbrightandnotMelroseIndia.Imean,surprisedshe’snotterriblyhelpful.Right?AlanShore:SofarI’monherside.MelissaHughes:AndItalkedtohersupervisorwhosaysthatIowethismoney,plusmore.Thisdoesn’tmakeanysense!IneedtotalktosomeoneinAmerica.Hello?SoallIcangetisanaddressforProminence’smainofficeinWilmington,Delaware.LikeIcanaffordtogothere.SoIcallthem,Igetalocaloffice,Igothereandit’sbasicallyjustastorefront.AlanShore:Withabigwindow.MelissaHughes:Shesighs.I’mnotpayingforit.AlanShore:Youarepayingforit.AndIwannaseethosecreditcardbills.MelissaHughes:What?Suddenlyyou’remyfathernow?Alandoesn’tanswer.Yes,sir.InJudgeClarkBrown’scourtroom.Clerk:Three-two-one-one-one-three.CommonwealthversusBradleyChase.Assaultwithadeadlyweapon…DennyCrane:WaivereadingJudge.Andaskthattheseridiculouschargesbedismissedonthegroundsofridiculousness.A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Thesechargesareanythingbutridiculous,YourHonor.Thedefendantabductedoneinnocentman,threatenedhimwithtorture.Thenassaultedclergywithadeadlyweapon!DennyCrane:Pick,pick,pick,pick,pick.A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Youthinkthisisfunny?DennyCrane:YourHonor.Myclientsavedtheinnocentlifeofalittlekidnappedchildwhowasinnocentandutterly…kidnapped.JudgeClarkBrown:Iwatchthenewslikeeveryoneelse,MrCrane.Andyourclient’sconductwasshocking.BradChase:YourHonor.I’dliketomoveforanimmediatetrial.JudgeClarkBrown:Holdon!BradChase:Thefactsarenotindispute.TheDistrictAttorneyclearlywantshisfifteenminutes.Whyshouldwemakehimwait?A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Ifyouthinkthisisaboutmegrabbingaspotlight.BradChase:It’salwaysaboutthatwithyou,Frank.You’vebeenrunningforofficesinceyougotoutoflawschoolJudgeClarkBrown:Holdon!Youtwowillrefrainfrompersonalexchanges.BradChase:ButitispersonalYourHonor.Wehaveahistoryandtheopportunityforhimtosaddlemeupasacause.A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Youattackedaman!Cuttingoffhisfingers!Assomeonewhotookanoathtoupholdthelaw,yes,Itakethatpersonally.BradChase:It’sasoundbite,Frank.Mightwannasaveitforthecameras.Whichthey’llbeaskingyoutoallowincourt.Myconsent.JudgeClarkBrown:Hey!Iwillmaketherulesinthiscourtroom.Areyoureadytoproceedtotrial?A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Assuminghe’snotalleginganydiminishedcapacity.3BradChase:Iwillplead,“Notguilty”onthegroundsofnecessity.A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:Necessity?BradChase:Yes.Youprobablyskippedoveritinlawschool.Necessity.Lookitup.Hack.A.D.A.FrankGinsberg:TheCommonwealthisreadytoproceed.JudgeClarkBrown:Imustcautionyouboth.Theseareseriouscriminalchargeshere.I’mnotsureyoushould