生活大爆炸-第一季-剧本台词-中英文对照1.05

第一季5集：TheHamburgerPostulate-Sheldon:Allright!I’mmovingmyinfantrydivision.好吧,我要调动我的步兵师。-Sheldon:Augmentedbybattalionoforcsfromlandoftherings.从指环王里的兽人营加过来的。-Sheldon:WeflanktheTennesseevolunteers.我们从侧翼包围了田纳西的志愿兵。-Sheldon:Andthenorth,onceagain,winstheBattleofGettysburg.而在北方，我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役。-Howard:Notsofast!没那么快!-Howard:Remember,thesouthstillhastwoinfantrydivisions.别忘了,南方还有两个步兵师。-Howard:PlussupermanandGodzilla.再加上超人和哥斯拉。-Leonard:No,orcsaremagic.Supermanisvulnerabletomagic.不,兽人会魔法,超人对魔法无能为力。-Leonard:NottomentionyoualreadylostGodzillatotheIllinoisCavalryandHulk.更别提哥斯拉早已被伊利诺伊骑兵和绿巨人消灭。-Rajesh:Whydon'tyoujusthaveRobertE.LeechargethelinewithShivaandGanesh为什么不让罗伯特·李将军还有湿婆和格涅沙来统领这一战线-Penny:Youguysreadytoorder可以点餐了吗-Howard:Hangon,honey.稍等，宝贝。-Howard:ShivaandGanesh湿婆和格涅沙-Howard:TheHindugods,againsttheentireUnionarmy印度教之神对抗整个北部联军-Leonard:Andorcs.还有半兽人。-Penny:I'llbeback.我稍候再来。-Rajesh:Excuseme.不好意思。-Rajesh:GaneshistheremoverofobstaclesandShivaisthedestroyer.Ganesh擅长清除障碍,湿婆是毁灭之神。-Rajesh:Whenthesmokeclears,AbrahamLincolnwillbespeakingHindianddrinkingmintjuleps.当硝烟散尽,林肯将会说印第语,喝南方的薄荷饮料。-Penny:Allright,mybosssaysyouhavetoeitherorderorleaveandnevercomeback.我老板说你们要么点餐，要么永远给他滚蛋。-Howard:Whatdoyourecommendforsomeonewhoworkedupaman-sizedappetitefromamorningofweighttrainingandcardiofunk对于做了一早上的举重和有氧锻炼,大胃口的我有什么推荐菜式-Penny:Ashower.洗澡。-Howard:I'lltaketheHeartSmartplatter.我要个奶酪拼盘。-Penny:Allright,thankyou,andSheldon好，谢谢你，Sheldon呢-Sheldon:Wedon'teathere.我们没在这里吃过。-Sheldon:Idon'tknowwhat'sgood.不知道什么好吃。-Penny:Well,it'sallgood.都很好吃。-Sheldon:Statisticallyunlikely.概率上不太可能。-Leonard:Justgetahamburger.就点一个汉堡。-Leonard:Youlikehamburgers.你喜欢汉堡。-Sheldon:Ilikethehamburgerswhereweusuallyhavehamburgers.我喜欢我们常去的那家汉堡店的汉堡。-Sheldon:Youcan'tmaketheassumptionthatI'lllikethehamburgershere.不能假定我也喜欢这里的汉堡。-Leonard:I'msorry.对不起。-Leonard:Givehimahamburger.给他一个汉堡。-Penny:Allright,whichone好吧，哪种-Penny:TheClassicBurger,theRanchHouseBurger,theBarbecueBurger,ortheKobeBurger经典汉堡,农家汉堡,烧烤汉堡还是柯比汉堡-Sheldon:Can'twejustgotoBigBoy能不能去大胖汉堡店-Sheldon:Theyonlyhaveoneburger...theBigBoy.大胖汉堡只有一种汉堡。-Penny:Well,theBarbecueBurgerisliketheBigBoy.烧烤汉堡跟大胖汉堡挺像的。-Sheldon:Excuseme,inaworldthatalreadyincludesaBigBoy,whywouldIsettleforsomethinglikeaBigBoy对不起，既然世上已经有大胖汉堡,为什么我们要满足于像大胖汉堡呢-Penny:Becauseyou'renotatBigBoy!因为你不在大胖汉堡店!-Sheldon:Fine,I'llhavetheBarbecueBurger.好吧那我要烧烤汉堡。-Leonard:Makeittwo.我也要这个。-Sheldon:Waitressesdon'tyellatyouatBigBoy.大胖汉堡店的侍应从不高声训我。-Leslie:Hey,Leonard.Hi,guys.嘿,Leonard,你们好。-Men:Hey.你好。-Leonard:Hi,Leslie.你好,Leslie。-Leslie:Ididn'tknowyouatehere.不知道你们会来这里吃饭。-Sheldon:Wedon't.确实不会。-Sheldon:Thisisadisturbingaberration.这次是烦扰的例外。-Leonard:Leslie,thisisPenny.Leslie,她是Penny。-Leonard:ShelivesacrossthehallfromSheldonandme.她住在我和Sheldon的对面。-Howard:Andwalksinquietbeautylikethenight.她走在美的光彩中,像夜晚(诗人拜伦的名句)。-Penny:Howard,I'veaskedyounottodothat.Howard,我已经说了别这样.-Leonard:LeslieandIdoresearchtogetherattheuniversity.Leslie和我在同个实验室做研究。-Penny:Oh,wow,agirlscientist.哇,女科学家。-Leslie:Yep,comeforthebreasts,stayforthebrains.没错,勾人靠胸,留人靠脑。-Leslie:So,I'mgladIranintoyou.碰见你太好了。-Leslie:ThePhysicsDepartmentstringquartetneedsanewcellist.物理系弦乐四重奏还缺一个大提琴。-Leonard:WhathappenedtoElliotWongElliotWong怎么啦-Leslie:Heswitchedovertohigh-energyradiationresearch他调到高能辐射课题组了。-Leslie:Hadalittlemishap,andnowtheotherguysareuncomfortablesittingnexttohim.发生一些小意外,其他团员怕坐他身边被辐射。-Leslie:Soareyouin你来不来-Leonard:Yeah,sure,whynot当然来。-Leslie:Great,werehearseonTuesdaysatyourplace.太好了,周二去你那里彩排。-Sheldon:Whyatmyplace为什么去我那里-Leslie:Yeah,DepartmentofEnergysaidourregularspaceiskindofahotzone.能源部说我们原来排练的地方现在是危险区。-Leslie:Nicemeetingyou.很高兴见到你。-Penny:Yeah,you,too.我也是。-Penny:Leonard,Ididn'tknowyouplayedthecello.Leonard,不知道你会拉大提琴。-Leonard:Yeah,myparentsfeltthatnamingmeLeonardandputtingmeinAdvancedPlacementclasseswasn'tgettingmebeatenupenough.是啊，我父母觉得给我取名Leonard，让我上天才班，还不够招人恨的。-Howard:Ifyou'reintomusic,Ihappentobeahumanbeatbox.你喜欢音乐吗我会学口技。-Penny:Really真的-Penny:I'mactuallynotthatintomusic.其实我不是太喜欢音乐。-Penny:So,hey,yourfriend'sreallycute.Anythinggoingonwithyoutwo你那个朋友不错,你们俩是不是有点情况-Leonard:LeslieLeslie-Leonard:No,no.没有。-Leonard:What,areyoukiddingHeaskedheroutonce.怎么可能他约过她一次-Sheldon:Itwasanembarrassingfailure.尴尬地失败了。-Leonard:Thankyou,Sheldon.多谢,Sheldon。-Sheldon:Oh,I'msorry.噢,对不起。-Sheldon:Wasthatsupposedtobeasecret这个需要保密吗-Penny:Aw,that'stoobad.哦,太可惜了。-Penny:Youguyswouldmakeacutecouple.你们本可以做一对甜蜜情侣。-Rajesh:Oh,dear.我的天。-Howard:What'sthematter怎么了-Rajesh:Shedidn'ttakemyorder.她没问我点什么。-Howard:Howcanshetakeyourorder她怎么问你-Howard:whenyou'retooneurotictotalktoher你紧张得连话都不会说。-Rajesh:Nevertheless,thiswillbereflectedinhertip.尽管如此，这将反映在她的小费上。-Sheldon:WhatdidPennymean,YouwouldmakeacutecouplePenny说你们本可以做一对甜蜜情侣什么意思-Leonard:Well,Iassumeshemeantthetwoofyoutogetherwouldconstituteacouplethatothersmightconsidercute.我想她的意思是,你们两个在一起可以组成情侣，并且令其他人觉得你们甜蜜。-Sheldon:Analternateandsomewhatlesslikelyinterpretationisthatyoucouldmanufactureone.另一个不太可能的解释是你们可以制造一对情侣。-Sheldon:Asin,Oh,look,LeonardandLesliemadeMr.andMrs.Goldfarb.Aren'ttheyadorable例如,快看Leonard和Leslie所生的Goldfarb夫妻,是不是很可爱-Leonard:IfPennyd