英语笑话who is the leader of China

FormerpresidentoftheUSAGorgeW.BushFormersecretaryoftheUSACondoleezaRiceYasserArafat前巴勒斯坦解放组织主席FormersecretaryoftheUNkofiAnanWho(Hu)IsthePresidentofChinaHuJintaowasnamedchiefoftheCommunistPartyinChina.SCENE:TheOvalOffice.GeorgeBushandCondolezzaRice.:Condi!Nicetoseeyou。What’’shappening?:Sir,IhavethereportaboutthenewleaderofChina.Great.Let’shearit.HuisthenewleaderofChina.That’swhatIwanttoknow.That’swhatI’mtellingyou.That’swhatI’’maskingyou。WhoisthenewleaderofChina?Yes.Imeanthefellow’sname.Hu.TheguyinChina.Hu.ThenewleaderofChina.Hu。TheChinese?HuisleadingChina.Nowwhaddya’askingmefor?I’mtellingyouHuisleadingChina.Well,I’maskingyou.WhoisleadingChina?That’’stheman’sname.That’swhosename?Yes.WillyouorwillyounottellmethenameofthenewleaderofChina?Yessir.Yassir?YoumeanarafatisinChina?IthoughthewasintheMiddleEast.That’scorrect.ThenwhoisinChina?Yes,sir.YassirisinChina?:No,sir.Thenwhois?Yes,sir.Yassir?No,sir.Look,Condi.IneedtoknowthenameofthenewleaderofChina.GetmetheSecretaryGeneraloftheU.N.onthephone.Ibetheknows.Kofi?No,thanks.YouwantKofi?No.Youdon'twantKofi.No.Butnowthatyoumentionit,Icoulduseaglassofmilk.andthengetmetheU.N.Yes,sir.NotYassir!TheguyattheU.N.Kofi?No,milk!Willyoupleasemakethecall?Callwho?WhoistheguyattheU.N.?HuistheguyinChina.WillyoustayoutofChina?!Yes,sir.andstayoutoftheMiddleEast!JustgetmetheguyattheU.N!Kofi?allright!Lightwithsugar.Nowgetonthephone.(Condipicksupthephone.)Ricehere.Rice?Goodidea.andacoupleofeggrolls,too.