辛普森一家(the-Simpsons)第一季第一集对白

第1集1Ooh!Careful,Homer!2There'snotime.We'relate.3OlittletownofBethlehem4Howstillweseetheelie5-Excuseme.Pardonme.6-Sorry.Excuseme.-Hey,Norman,how'sitgoing?7Soyougotdraggeddownheretoo,huh?8-Howyoudoing,Fred?-Sorry.Excuseme.9-Yeah.'Scuseme.Oh!10Pardonmygaloshes.（橡胶鞋）11Aremetintheetonight12Wasn'tthatwonderful?13AndnowSantasofmanylands,14aspresentedbytheentiresecondgradeclass.15Oh!Lisa'sclass.16FrohlicheWeihnachten.17That'sGermanforMerryChristmas.18InGermany,Santa'sservantRuprechtgivespresentstogoodchildren...19andwhippingrodstotheparentsofbadones.20MerryKurisumasu.21IamHotseiosha,ajapanesepriestwhoactslikeSantaClaus.22Ihaveeyesinthebackofmyhead...23sochildrenbetterbehavewhenI'mnearby.24NowpresentingLisaSimpson...25asTawanga,theSantaClausoftheSouthSeas.26Ooh,it'sLisa!That'sours.27Ah,thefourthgradewillnowfavoruswithamelody-28Uh,medleyofholidayflavorites.29Dashingthroughthesnow30Inaone-horseopensleigh31O'erthefieldswego32LaughingallthewayHahaha33Bellsonbobtailring34-Isn'tBartsweet,Homer?35Hesingslikeanangel.36Oh,jinglebellsBatmansmells37Robinlaidanegg38TheBatmobilebrokeitswheel39Thejokergotawa-40JinglebellsJinglebells41Jingleall42Thefifthgradewillnowfavourus...43withascenefromCharles,uh,Dickens'AChristmasCarol.44Howmanygradesdoesthisschoolhave?45DearfriendsoftheSimpsonfamily,46Wehadsomesadnessandsomegladnessthisyear.47First,thesadness.OurlittlecatSnowball...48wasunexpectedlyrunoverandwenttokittyheaven.49Butweboughtanewlittlecat,SnowballI.50SoIguesslifegoeson.51Speakingoflifegoingon,Grandpa'sstillwithus,feistyasever.52Maggieiswalkingbyherself,53LisagotstraightA's,andBart-54Well,weloveBart.55Themagicoftheseasonhastouchedusall.56Marge,haven'tyoufinishedthatstupidletteryet?57-Homersendshislove.Happyholidays.-Marge!58-TheSimpsons.-Marge,where'stheextensioncord?59Forheaven'ssake,Homer.It'sintheutilitydrawer.60Sorry.I'mjustabigkid.61AndIloveChristmassomuch.62D'oh!63Allright,children,letmehavethoseletters.64I'llsendthemtoSanta'sworkshopattheNorthPole.65Oh,please.There'sonlyonefatguythatbringsuspresents,66andhisnameain'tSanta.67Uh-Apony?68Oh,Lisa,you'veaskedforthatforthelastthreeyears,69andIkeeptellingyouSantacan'tfitaponyintohissleigh.70Can'tyoutakeahint?71ButIreallywantapony,72-andI'vebeenreallygoodthisyear.-Oh,dear.73MaybeBartisalittlemorerealistic.74-Atattoo?-Awhat?75Yeah!They'recool,andtheylasttherestofyourlife.76youwillnotbegettingatattooforChristmas.77Yeah.Ifyouwantone,you'llhavetopayforitoutofyourallowance.78-Allright!-Homer!79-Yello.80-Marge,please.-Who'sthis?81MayIpleasespeaktoMarge?82-Thisishersister,isn'tit?-IsMargethere?83-WhoshallIsayiscalling?-Marge,please.84It'syoursister.Oh!85-Hello.-Hello,Marge.It'sPatty.86SelmaandIcouldn'tbemoreexcitedaboutseeingoursisterChristmasEve.87Well,HomerandIarelookingforwardtoyourvisittoo.88SomehowIdoubtthatHomerisexcited.89ofallthemenyoucould'vemarried,90Idon'tknowwhyyoupickedonewho'salwayssorudetous.91-Goodone,Dad.92Okay,kids,preparetobedazzled.93Marge,turnonthejuice!94-Whatdoyouthink,kids?95-Nicetry,Dad.96Justholdyourhorses,son.Hey,Simpson!97-Whatisit,Flanders?-Doyouthinkthislooksokay?98Hohoho.Hohoho.99-Oh!-Oh,neato!100It'stoobright.101Ioughta-Flanders.Whatabigshow-off.102-Kids,wannagoChristmasshopping?-Ido!103-Allright!Themall!-Gogetyourmoney.104Tellus,Marge.WherehaveyoubeenhidingtheChristmasmoney?105Oh,Ihavemysecrets.106Turnaround.107-youcanlooknow.-Ooh!Bigjarthisyear.108Oh,Bart,that'ssosweet.109It'sthebestpresentamothercouldget,110anditmakesyoulooksodangerous.111-OneMother,please.112Waitaminute.Howoldareyou?113-Twenty-one,sir.-Getinthechair.114Mm-hmm.115Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.116-Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.117Attention,allpersonnel,pleasekeepworking...118duringthefollowingannouncement.119AndnowourbossandfriendMr.Burns.120Hello.I'mproudtoannounce...121thatwe'vebeenabletoincreasesafetyhereattheplant...122withoutincreasingthecosttotheconsumer...123oraffectingmanagementpayraises.124However,foryousemiskilledworkers,125therewillbenoChristmasbonuses.126-Oh,andonemorething.127MerryChristmas!128-Oh,thankGodforthebigjar.129-Where'sthatBart?130But,Mom,Ithoughtyou'dlikeit.131Yes,Mrs.Simpson,wecanremoveyourson'stattoo.132It'sasimpleroutineinvolvinglasers.133-Cool!-However,itisratherexpensive,134andwemustinsistonacashpaymentupfront.135-Cash?-Mm-hmm.136ThankGodforHomer'sChristmasbonus.137-Ay,caramba!-Now,whateveryoudo,don'tsquirm.138youdon'twannagetthissuckernearyoureyeoryourgroin.139-Ow!Quitit.140Ow!Quitit.141Ow!Quitit.142-Ow!Quitit.-Hey,what'swiththis?143Ow!Quitit!Usedtobearealbosstattoo.144MomhadtospendtheChristmasmoneyhavingitsurgicallyremoved.145Huh?146It'strue!147Thejarisempty!Oh,myGod!148We'reruined.Christmasiscanceled.149Nopresentsforanyone!150Don'tworry,Homer.We'lljusthavetostretchyourChristmasbonus...151-evenfurtherthisyear.152-Homer?-Oh,yeah.MyChristmasbonus.153Howsillyofme.154This'llbethebestChristmasyet.155Thebestanyfamilyeverhad.156Hohoho.157Hohoho.158Hohoho.159Hohoho.160Hohoho.161Hmm.Igetthefeelingthere'ssomethingyouhaven'ttoldme,Homer.162-Huh?Oh.Iloveyou,Marge.-youtellmethatallthetime.163Oh,goo