查莉成长日记双语剧本台词S01E01

1查莉成长日记S01E01GoodluckCharlieS01E012嗨Charlie看看你Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.3才九个月大多可爱啊Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.4再看看我也多可爱AndlookhowcuteIam.5我是你的姐姐TeddyIt'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,6我在拍视频日记AndI'mmakingthisvideodiary7来帮你立足于我们这个Tohelpyousurviveour...8特别的家Specialfamily.9嗨看来老爸已经教了你怎么吃香蕉了Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.10哦这是妈妈Oh,andthere'smom,11今天早上看起来最可爱了Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.12没心情拍Notinthemood.13好了我觉得你已经吃够香蕉了Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.14我们改吃点甜豌豆吧Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!15你会喜欢吃的快看妈妈认为它们很美味哦You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy.16非常聪明一定要让妈妈先尝懂吗Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?17哦那是你的大哥PJOh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ18通常在最后一分钟赶今天的家庭作业Doingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.19这不是今天的家庭作业It'snottoday'shomework.20这是昨天的家庭作业Thisisyesterday'shomework.21你可能有机会和你哥哥There'sachanceyoutwowillbe22一起念高中哦inhighschooltogether.23哦那是爸爸在准备明天的工作Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.24他靠杀虫来赚钱Hekillsbugsforaliving.25宝贝拜托我们已经说过这个了Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.26我不是杀虫Idon'tkillbugs.27我是害虫防治专家I'mapestcontrolspecialist.28一样啊Eitherway...29现在你已经见过所有家庭成员啦Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.30忘记某人了吧Forgettingsomebody?31Gabe不是不是的我没有忘记你Gabe!nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.32你是压轴的Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.33Charlie那是你的小哥哥GabeGharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.34你想对Charlie说点什么吗YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?35你毁了我的生活Youruinedmylife.36好了看来Gabe还需要点时间Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger37来适应你因为你就是个惊喜Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.38惊喜应该是好事啊Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.39卡And...cut.40大家听着Okay,gang,listenup.41我今晚要回医院工作I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital42这是Charlie出生后我第一次上班ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,43所以我想让你们全都待在家SoIwanteveryonetostayathome44-帮你爸爸照顾宝宝-等下不行妈-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait--no,mom.45我今晚不能待家里I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.46我已经和人约好去图书馆学习了Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.47你的意思是借学习之机Don'tyoumeanstudlydate...48和Spencer约会吧WithSpencer?49哦留着亲你的枕头吧Oh,saveitforyourpillow.50我很抱歉Teddy但是你得重新安排你的计划I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule.51但是爸But,dad--52-Bob-嗯爸爸现在也不管用了-Bob!-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.53妈妈别误会我的意思Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,54但是你们为什么非得生第四个宝宝呢Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?55那个嘛因为三个孩子太好养了Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.56胆小鬼才只生三个Three'sforquitters.57Teddy你不至于去和AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoschedule58一个我从来没见过的男生约会“学习”吧astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.59拜托作为爸爸，有责任Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility60知道我孩子的每个生活细节toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.61是吗Ohyeah?62我上的是哪个学校？WhatschooldoIgoto?63嗯以某个总统命名的Um--theonenamedafterthatpresident.64嗨对了我得开车送你们去学校了Hey,youknowwhat?I'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool.65-我们走吧-等下我还没吃早饭呢-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.66-快点我们走-一天中最重要的一餐-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday67-我从没吃到过-我们走吧-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!68-我还得载你去罗斯福小学呢-是林肯小学-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?-Lincoln.69记住了Gotit.7071生活搞得一团糟Day'sallburnttoast72就要迟到爸爸在叫Runninglate,anddadsays73我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe74我闭上双眼咬口早餐Iclosemyeyes,takeabite75跳上车子放声大笑Grabaride,laughoutloud76就在这里我们的家Thereitisupontheroof77我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived78所以听取我的建议Sojusttakemyadvice79宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy80可是我知道你会有美好未来ButIknowyourfutureisbright81宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby82不要怀疑Thereisnomaybe83一切终会如你所愿Eveythingturnsoutallright84生活有悲有喜Surelifeisupanddown85可是请相信我坚持就有好结果Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround86你会喜欢将来的你You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe87宝贝不要放弃Hanginthere,Baby89老公我去上班了Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!90这是Charlie的生活安排Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.91这上面写着什么时候喂她Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,92什么时候换尿布什么时候睡觉Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.93宝贝尽管放心Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?94一切尽在全能老爹的掌控之中呢Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.95好了不要以为你的烧烤围裙上写着全能老爹Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron96你就当真了Doesn'tmakeittrue.97如果Charlie哭闹了她的橡胶鸭子可以让她安静下来Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.98它们到处都是拜托你小心点They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful--99-它们到处都是-亲爱的-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...100你似乎忘记了我已经一把屎一把尿YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved101养育了三个孩子intheraisingofthreekids.102哦是吗我生日是什么时候Oh,yeah?When'smybirthday?103-5月12号-11月23号-July12th.-November23rd.104记住了Gotit.105祝你好运CharlieGoodluck,Charlie.106拜拜Mwah!Bye.107拜拜Bye.108嗨爸爸Hey,dad?109-什么事-我有个家庭作业的问题问你-Yeah?-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.110好说吧Okay,fireaway.111一般人能舔到自己的腋窝吗Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?112-可以-谢了-Yeah.-Thanks.113那是什么作业科学问题吗Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?114不是Nope.115我来开门我来开门I'llgetit.I'llgetit.116我来开门其他人都不许碰I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!117-你好-你好-Hi.-Hi.118好啊Hi!119我是Teddy的爸爸I'mTeddy'sdad.120很高兴见到你先生Nicetomeetyou,sir.121嗯Spencer和我要学习了Uh,SpencerandIarestudying122-我们得准备明天的生物测验-真的吗-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?123是的没错所以请大家离开好吗Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?124你不用Notyou.125-Teddy-什么事-Teddy.-Yeah?126我记得你妈说过不许约会学习的Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.127是啊不能在图书馆Yeah,atthelibrary.128哦对Oh,right.129那么你和她说了在家里学吗Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis?130我当然说了OfcourseIdid.131我的意思是我我非常确定我说过了Imean,I'm--I'mprettysureIdid.132只不过我每天和不同的人It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople133说不同的事aboutsomanydifferen