love-is-a-fallacy改编剧本

第一幕道具：皮毛衣Petey和polly在湖边约会。正当petey很猥琐的想要亲polly时polly一把把他推进了湖里，Petey“whatareyoudoing？！”polly“Iamdonewithyou,IloveyourroommateJake.”并指着远远走过来的JakePetey“why?”polly“becausehehasaraccooncoat.”第二幕道具：酒瓶Dobie抱着一堆书从门口进来，一边照镜子，一边自言自语说“CoolwasIandlogical.Keen,calculating,perspicacious,acuteandastute--Iwasallofthese.Mybrainwasaspowerfulasadynamo,aspreciseasachemist'sscales,aspenetratingasascalpel.And--thinkofit!--Iwasonlyeighteen.”一不小心踢到了正坐在地上为失恋而伤心的petey，D“what’swrongwithyou？Don'ttakealaxative.I'llgetadoctor”petey“raccoon……”“raccoon……”D“what？Raccoon？”P“1wantaraccooncoat”D“Whydoyouwantaraccooncoat?”P“1shouldhaveknownthey'dcomebackwhentheCharlestoncameback..LikeafoolIspentallmymoneyfortextbooks,andnowIcan'tgetaraccooncoat.Sopollyjustwanttoleavemealone.”Petey突然站了起来，不小心撞到了正俯着身子看他的dobie，“Imustgetaraccooncoat!”D“Petey,why?Lookatitrationally.Raccooncoatsareshed.Theysmellbad.Theyweighttoomuch.They'reunsightly.They……”P“youdon’tunderstand,I'dgiveanythingforaraccooncoat.Anything!”D“anything？”第三幕dobie筹谋着追pollyD“petey,areyoustillinlovewithPolly?”P“maybe……Idon’tknow”D“well，doyouhaveanykindofformalarrangementwithher?Imeanareyougoingsteadyoranythinglikethat?”P“No.Weseeeachotherquiteabit,butwebothhaveotherdates.Why”D“Nothing.”转身准备行李，然后慢慢走向门口。P“whereareyougoing？”D“homefortheweekend”P“canyoulendsomemoneytomesoIcanbuyaraccooncoat？”D“1maydobetterthanthat”第四幕dobie问爸爸要皮衣爸爸在书房看书。D“dad，youhavearaccooncoat,haven’tyou?Ahuge,hairy,gamyobjectthatyouhadworninhisStutzBearcatin1925.”“yes,what’swrong?”“Canyousendittopetey,mybestfriend?Hereallywantaraccooncoat.”“enn，goahead,takeit.”“thankyou,dad,”熊抱一下爸爸。第五幕dobie把皮衣给peteyD“look！”P“oh，myladygaga！”D“wouldyoulikeit?P“certainly！Whatdoyouwantforit?”D“girl……younggirl”（猥琐的笑）P“polly？”D“that’sright”P“ok，deal~”D很诧异，petey居然这么快答应了。其实petey想着的是反正polly已经和他分手了。第六幕dobie和polly约会D“polly，youaresobeautiful.”P“thankyou.”D“you’rewelcome……doyoulikelogic?”P“logic？Ilikeit.”D“FirstletusexaminethefallacycalledDictoSlmpliciter,whichmeansanargumentbasedonanunqualifiedgeneralization.Forexample:Exerciseisgood.Thereforeeverybodyshouldexercise”P“Iagree,Ithinkexerciseiswonderful”D“polly，theargumentisafallacy.Exerciseisgoodisanunqualifiedgeneralization.Forinstance,ifyouhaveheartdisease,exerciseisbad,notgood.”P“Thisismarvy.Domore!Domore.”D“NextwetakeupafallacycalledHastyGeneralization.Listencarefully:Youcan'tspeakFrench.Ican'tspeakFrench.PeteyBurchcan'tspeakFrench.ImustthereforeconcludethatnobodyattheUniversityofMinnesotacanspeakFrench.”P“really？Nobody？”D“Polly,it'safallacy.Therearetoofewinstancestosupportsuchaconclusion.”P“Knowanymorefallacies?”D“NextcomesPostHoc.Listentothis:Let'snottakeBillonourpicnic.Everytimewetakehimoutwithus,itrains.”第七幕再一次约会地点：草坪D“Polly，tonightwewillnotdiscussfallacies”深情的望着pollyP“areyouok?”polly很疑惑的问D“Mydear,wehavenowspentfiveeveningstogether.Wehavegottenalongsplendidly.Itisclearthatwearewellmatched”P“Howcanyousaythatwearewellmatchedonthebasisofonlyfivedates?”polly很不屑，冷笑一下。D“fivedatesisplenty.Afterall,youdon'thavetoeatawholecaketoknowit'sgood”dobie觉得很搞笑。很有兴味的看着pollyP“ButI'mnotacake.I'magirl”D“Polly,Iloveyou.Youarethewholeworldtome,andthemoonandthestarsandtheconstellationsofouterspace.Please,mydarling,saythatyouwillgosteadywithme,forifyouwillnot,lifewillbemeaningless.”P“areyoukiddingme？”D“Willyouorwillyounotgosteadywithme”P“Iwillnot”D“why？”P“becausethisafternoonIpromisedPeteyBurchthatIwouldgosteadywithhim”D“Youcan'tgowithhim,Polly.He'saliar.He'sacheat.He'sarat.”P“Idon’tcare,hehasaraccooncoat.”第八幕polly和petey在一起约会Petey“darling，whyyoubrokenupwithjack？”Polly“Idon’tknowwhyIdon’twanttobewithhimsincehisraccooncoathasbeenstolenbyathief.”这个时候，dobie从远处走来，披着一件更好的外套。。。。。。。剧终