摩登家庭-season-1-第一集-字母

Claire:Kids,breakfast!Kids?Phil,wouldyougetthem?Phil:Yeah,justasec.Claire:Kids!Phil:Thatisso,..Claire:Okay...Phil:Kids,getdownhere!Haley:Whyareyouguysyellingatus,whenwe'rewayupstairs,justtextme.Claire:Alright,That'snotgonnahappen,and,wow,you'renotwearingthatoutfit.Haley:What'sWrongwithit?Claire:Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyourdaughter...aboutherskirt?Phil:Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycutesweetheart!Haley:Thanks!Claire:No,it'swaytoshort,peopleknowyou'reagirl,youdon'tneedtoproveittothem.Alex:Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain.Phil:Igotit.Where'sthebabyoil?Claire:It'sonourbedsidetip...IDon'tknow,findit.Comeon!Claire:I...wasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there,youknow,isaidit.I...I,Ijustdon'twantmykidstomakethesamebadmistakesimade.IfHaleyneverwouldexhibitonabeachinFlorida,halfnaked...I'vedonemyjob.Phil:Ourjob.Claire:Right...I'vedoneourjob.Gloria:BravoManny!Kickit!Kickit!Mannygo!No!Thatwasapenalty!Jay:Gloria,thereOwen'ssix,Let'stakeitdownanotch.Gloria:We're,verydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness.Icomefromasmallvillage,verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinNorth-Columbiaforallthe...what'stheword?Jay:Murders.Gloria:Yes,themurders.Gloria:Manny,stophim!Stophim!Boy:Dammit,manny!aMom:Comeon,coach!You'vegottatakethatkidout!Gloria:Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?Jay:Honey,honey...Gloria:Whydon'tyouworryaboutyourson!He'sspendthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhispants!Josh:I'vewantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeks...I'mJosh,Ryan'sdad.Gloria:Hi,I'mGloriaPritchett...Manny'smother.Josh:Oh,thismustbeyourdad.Jay:Herdad?Uh,no,no,that'sfunny.Actuallyno,I'mherhusband!Don'tbefooledbythe...Givemeasecondhere.Mitchell:Who'sthegoodgirl?Who'sthat?Oldlady:Oh,She'sadorable!Mitchell:Oh,thankyou!Oldlady:Heyprecious...Mitchell:Hello.Hi,hi.We'vejustadoptedherfromVietnamandwe'rebringingherhomeforthefirsttime.Man:She'sanangel.Youandyou'rewifemustbethrilled!Cameron:Sorry,sorry,sorry,Daddyneededsnacks.Hi!So,whatarewetalkingabout?Mitchell:Wehavebeentogetherfor...five,fiveyearsnow?Andwe'vedecidedwereallywantedtohaveababy...so,weinitiallyaskedoneofourlesbianfriendstobeasurrogate.Cameron:Thenwefigured,theyarealreadymeanenough.Canyouimagineoneofthempregnant?No,thankyou.Ekk...Mitchell:Yousawthatright?EverybodyfondlinguptoLillian,thenyouwalkon...andsuddenlyit'sallHuu....I'mgonnagiveaspeech.Cameron:Youarenotgivingaspeech...yougonnastuckwiththispeopleforthenextfivehours!Mitchell:You'reright,it'sokay,I'msorry.Woman:Honey,lookatthatbabywiththosecreampuffs.Mitchell:Okay,excuseme.Excuseme,butthisbabywouldhavegrownupinacrowdedorphanageifitwasn'tforuscreampuffs...andyouknowwhat,toallofyouwhojudge,hearthis,loveknowsnorace...Cameron:Mitchell!Mitchell:...creedorgenderandshameonyou!Yousmallminded,ignorantfe...Cameron:Mitchell!!Mitchell:What?Cameron:She'sgotthecreampuffs.Mitchell:Oh!Cameron:Wewouldliketopayforeveryone'sheadsets.[MODERNFAMILY-SEASON1EPISODE1]Phil:Buddy,whydoyoukeepgettingstucklikethis?Luke:IthoughtIcouldgetoutthistime.Alex:I'mjustgonnasayit...heneedstobecheckedbyaspecialist.Phil:There!Befree,Excalibur!Haley:I'mhavingafriendovertoday.Claire:Who?Haley:Youdon'tknowhim.Claire:Him...Him?Luke:Oeh,aboy!Yougonnakisshim?Haley:Shutup!Phil:Easy.Easy.Alex:Youdon'teven...Claire:Luke,Alex,whydon'tyoutakeitoutside,okay?Alex:Anddowhat?Phil:Fightingason,itwouldbeanicechange.I'mkidding!Claire:Haley!Who'stheboy?Haley:HisnameisDylan...Youknow,Imightaswelljusttellhimnottocome,becauseyouguysarejustgoingtoembarrassmeagain.Claire:Honey!Hangonasecond,you'refifteen,it'sthefirsttimeyou'vehadaboyover.ImeanI'mboundtobealittlesurprised,but...We'renotgonnaembarrassyou!Phil:I'mbettergochargethecamcorder.I'mkidding!Comeon!Whoareyoutalkingto?Phil:I'macooldad.That's...that'smythang.I'mhype,Isurftheweb,Itext.LOL,LaughOutLoud,OMG,OhMyGod,WTF,WhyTheFace.Youknow,IknowallthedancestoHighSchoolMusical,so...Alex:MOM!DAD!Claire:Whathappened?Alex:Lukejustshotme!Luke:Ididn'tmeanto!Claire:Areyouokay?Alex:No,thelittlebitchshotme!Claire:Language!Luke:They'reonlyplasticbb's!Itwasanaccident!Claire:WhatdidItellyouwhathappenedifyougothimagun?Dealwiththis!Phil:Buddy...Uncool.Claire:That'sit?No,no,no,theagreementwasthat,ifheshootssomeone...youshoothim.Phil:Wewereseriousaboutthat?Claire:Yes,wewereandnowyouhavetofollowthrough.Luke:I'msosorry!Claire:Liar.Go!Phil:Buthe'sgotabirthdayparty.Alex:What'smoreimportantheredad?Claire:Youcanshoothimafterwards,he'llbehomeattwo.Phil:Ican'tshoothimattwo,showingahouseattwo.Alex:Whataboutthree?Claire:No,he'satasoccergameatthree,andthen...Oh,wegottaleaveforthatdinnerthinginfive.4:15,youcanshoothimat4:15.Phil:Yeah,Iguessthatworksforme.Claire:ShootLukePhil:Sorrydude,it'sonthecalendarLuke:Oh,comeon!Manny:I'mquittingsoccer,itisagameforchildren.Gloria:No,you'renotquitting.Youwouldhavestoppedthatgoalifyouweren'tstaringatthatlittlegirl.Manny:Sheisnotagirl,Sheisawoman.Jay:YouknowGloria,thatblowupwiththatothermom,whydoyouhavetodothingslikethat?Gloria:Ifsomeonesayssomethingaboutmyfamily,I'mgoingto...Jay:I'mjust...sayingyoucouldtakeitdownherealittlebit,that'sall.