初一英语短文

初一英语短文Afarmerhasfivesons.TheyareTed,Bob,Tom,JohnandBill.Johnhasnoelderbrother.Hewasfouryearsolderwhenhisfirstyoungerbrotherwasborn.ThenumberofTom'selderbrothersisequaltohisyoungerbrothers.Billwillbetwenty-oneyearsoldnextyear,andheisfiveyearsolderthanBob.BobistwoyearsyoungerthanTom.Tedwassadbecausehehasnoyoungerbrother.TherearetwelveyearsbetweenhimandJohn.一个农民有5个儿子。他们是Ted,Bob,Tom,John和Bill。John没有比他大的哥哥，他比第一个出生的比他小的那个弟弟大4岁，Tom哥哥的数量和他的弟弟的数量是一样的（就是他是老三）Bill明年就21岁了，他比Bob大5岁，比Tom小2岁，Ted因为没有弟弟而难过Ted和John之间差了12岁Iworkfor7up!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabies.Thenursecomesuptothefirstmanandsays,Congratulations,yougottwins.ThemansaidHowstrange,I'mthemanagerofMinnesotaTwins.Afterawhilethenursecomesuptothesecondmanandsays,Congratulations,yougottriplets.ManwaslikeHmmm,strangeIworkedasadirectorforthe3musketeers.Finally,thenursecomesuptothethirdmanandsaysCongratulations,yougottwinsx2.Manishappyandsays,Ironic,Iworkforthehotel4Seasons.Allthreeofthemarehappyuntiltheyseetheirlastbuddyjumpingallovertheplace,cursingGodandbanginghisheadonthewall.Theyaskedhimwhat'swrongandheanswered,What'swrong?Iworkfor7up!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎.男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!FiveHundredTimes五百遍Inthetrafficcourtofalargemid-westerncity,ayoungladywasbroughtbeforethejudgetoansweraticketgivenherfordrivingthrougharedlight.Sheexplainedtohishonorthatshewasaschoolteacherandrequestedanimmediatedisposalofhercaseinorderthatshemighthastenontoherclasses.Awildgleamcameintothejudge'seye.Youareaschoolteacher,eh?saidhe.Madam,Ishallrealizemylifelongambition.Sitdownatthattableandwrite'Iwentthrougharedlight'fivehundredtimes.在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatchedthecat,andthecatwatchedthemice.Mothermousebarkedfiercely,Woof,woof,woof!Thecatwassoterrifiedthatitranforit'slife.Mothermouseturnedtoherbabiesandsaid,Now,doyouunderstandthevalueofasecondlanguage?一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”Itishalfpastfive,Schoolisover.Vickycomesback.Hismotherisnotathomeandthedoorisclosed.HisbrotherJimlikessports.Heisplayingfootballintheschool.HissisterBeckylikesmusicandsheissingingwithherfriends.MrsHydecomesbackwithabasketonherarm.Vickyseeshismotherandrunstohelphercarryit.Theycomeinandthegirlfindstherearethreecakesinabag.Theyareherfavoritefoodandshewantstoeatthem.TheothertwoareforJimandBecky,sayshismother.Youcanhaveone.ButIamhungrynow,Mum.saysthegirl,MayIhavetwo?Yes,youcan.Saysthemother,Goandcutyoursinhalf.现在是5:30,放学了.Vicky回来了.他的妈妈不在家而且门是关着的.他的哥哥Jim喜欢做运动.他正在学校踢足球.他的姐姐Becky喜欢音乐,她正在和她的朋友一起唱歌.Hyde太太回来时拿着一个篮子.Vicky看见了他的妈妈然后跑过去帮她拿篮子.他们进来,这个女孩发现包里有3个蛋糕.这是她最喜欢的食物,她想吃.另外两个是给Jim和Becky的.她妈妈说.你可以吃一个.但是我现在饿了妈妈.这个女孩说.我能吃两个么?是的你可以.妈妈说.去把你的切成两半.ASupermarketNearourschoolthereisasupermarket.Therearealotofthingsinit.Youcanbuyschoolthings,likeexercisebooks,rulers,pens,colorpencils,erasers,mapsandsoon.Youcanbuydrinks,vegetables,fruits,andotherkindsoffood.Someofthemarecheapwhilesomeareexpensive.Onthesecondflooristheclothingsectionandthereyoucanfinddifferentkindsofclothes.Thesupermarketisopentwelvehoursaday:from9:00a.m.to9:00p.m.Theworkersinthesupermarketareveryfriendlyandtheycanhelpyoufindwhatyouwant.OnSaturdaysandSundays,themarketisfullofpeople.一家超市我们学校附近有一家超市。里面有好多东西。你可以买到学习用品，比如练习本、尺子、钢笔、彩色铅笔、橡皮和地图等等。你可以买饮料、蔬菜、水果和各种食品。有一些商品很便宜，而有一些却很贵。超市的二楼是服装区。在那儿，你可以见到各种各样的服装。这家超市每天营业12小时，从上午9：00到晚上9：00。里面的工作人员狠热情，他们可以帮助你找到你要买的东西。每到星期六和星期天，这里就挤满了顾客。Mychildhoodwashappywithmymother'slove.Inmyyoungheart,mymotherwasstrongandhealthy,andnevergotsick.Shetookmetothekindergartenandhomeeveryday,inspiteofrainandwind.Butoneday,afterwegothomefromthekindergarten,mymotherwentintothebedroomandstayedinbed.Ididn'tknowwhathadhappened.Isatbesideherandwantedtocry.Mymothersaidtome,Itdoesn'tmatter,mumhasonlyastomachache.Iwillbeallrightafterawhile.Althoughmothersaidso,Ifoundtearsinhereyesbecauseofpain.AtthattimeIknewadultsalsogotillandcried.IdecidedIwouldtakecareofmymotherfromthenon.在妈妈的呵护下，我的童年是快乐的。在我幼小的心灵中，妈妈强壮健康，永远不会生病。无论是下雨还是刮风，她每天带我在幼儿园和家之间穿梭。但是有一天，我们从幼儿园回来后，妈妈进屋就躺在了床上。我禾知道发生什么了，坐在她旁边想哭。妈妈对我说：“没关系，妈妈只是胃疼，一会就会好。”虽然妈妈这么说，但我发现了她疼得眼中含着眼泪。那个时候我才知道大人也会生病，也会哭的。从那时起我决定要照顾妈妈。WingsThefried-chickenrestaurantwhereIwasworkinghadabigrushjustbeforeclosingoneday,leavinguswithnothingtosellbutwings.AsIwasabouttolockthedoors,aaquietlyintoxicatedcustomercameinandordereddinner.WhenIaskedifwingswouldbeallright,heleanedoverthecounterandreplied,Lady,Icameinheretoeat,notfly.翅膀一天，我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮，结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了。当我正准备锁门时，一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐。我问他翅膀行不行，他从柜台上靠过身子来，回答道：“女士，我到这儿来是吃东西的，不是要飞！”Juanita:Hello!Myname'sJuanitaRead.What'syourname?SongYang:IamSongYang.Juanit