英语脑筋急转弯

FunnyQuestions1.Whencanyougoasfastasaracingcar?Key:WhenI’minit.2.Wheredoesafternooncomebeforemorningintheworld?Key:Inthedictionary.3.Whoisclosertoyou,yourMumorDad?Key:Mumiscloser,becauseDadisfarther(father).4.What’sthepoorestbankintheworld?Key:Theriverbank.5.Whatmonthdosoldiershate?Key:March.6.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?Key:Silence.7.Whattimeisitwhenamanischasedbytendogs?Key:It’stenafterone.8.Whatkingbelongstoastudent?Key:Aruler.9.Whattwowordscontainthousandsofletters?//Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?Key:PostOffice.10.Whichfourletterscanyouusetofrightenathief?Key:OICU11.Whydoestimefly?Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.12.Whydidthegirlputsweetsunderherpillow?Shewantedtodreamasweetdream.13.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsaying:Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,canyou?Thedaybeforeyesterday,today,yesterday,tomorrow,thedayaftertomorrow.14.Whatbeeisgoodforyourhealth?VitaminB(维生素B与bee同音).15.Whichletteristhedifferencebetweenhereandthere?Key:Thelettert16.Whatletterisapartofthehead?Key:TheletterI(eye)17.WhatletterisneitherInorhe?Key:TheletterU(you)18.Whatletterisalargebodyofwater?Key:TheletterC(sea)19.Whatletterisaquestion?Key:Y(why)20.Whatistheendofeverything?Key:g21.Whatisinthemiddleoftheworld?Key:Theletter“r”22.WhatpartofNewYorkisinChicago?Theletter“o”23.Whatisthatfromwhichyoutakethethingawayandstillhavesomeleft?key：Something.24.Whichlookstaller,thecarorthetrain?key：Thecar.Becausethecarisonthehighway25.Whatmakesaroadbroad?key：Letter“b”26.Whatkindofanimalwillbecomelargerwhenitsheadiscut?key：Fox(fox-ox).27.Whatisalwaysbeforeyou,yetyoucan’tseeit?key：future28.Whatissmallerthanadog'smouth?key：Anythingiteats.29.What’swhitewhenit’sdirty?Key:Blackboard.30.Whatbelongsonlytoyou,andyetisusedmorebyothersthanbyyourself?Key:Myname.31.Whattablehasnolegs?Key:Time-table.32.Ihavecitieswithouthouses,forestswithouttrees,riverswithoutwater.WhatamI?Key:Map.33.WhichisthelongestwordinEnglish?Key:smiles(Becausethereisa“mile”betweenthefirstandthelastletter.)34.Whattwolettersmean“allright”?Key:Ok35.WhyistheletterAliketwelveo’clock?Key:Becauseitisinthemiddleoftheday.36.Howmanylettersaretherein“English”?Key:Seven.37.Whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“Yes”?Key:Areyouasleep?38.Mr.Smithhasfivesons;eachonehasasister.HowmanychildrendoesMr.Smithhave?Key:Six.39.Whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?Key:Whenit’srainingcatsanddogs.40.Canyouputthree“6”togethertomakeseven?Key:6—6641.Whenisashipatseanotonwater?Key:Whenitisonfire.42.I’mnotanairplanebutIcanflyinthesky.I’mnotariverbutI’mfullofwater.Key:Cloud.43.Whatfollowsyoualldayandleavesyouatnight?Key:Myshadow.44.WriteTheNumber:Sixthousand,sixhundredandsixdollarsiswritten$6606.Nowwriteeleventhousand,evenhundred,elevenasfastasyoucan.Key:12,11145.Twiceinamoment,onceinaminute,neverinanhour.Whatisit?Key:Theletter“m”.46.Tom’smotherhas3sons.ThefirstisbigDog.ThesecondisDogTwo.What’sthethird’sname.Key:Tom.47.Ahungryfoxcaughtsightachicken,butitdidn’teatthechicken,why?Key:Becausethefoxwasinacage.Or…thechickenwasaplasticone/toy.48.Whydidacatgointoaroomwithfourfeetbutcameoutwitheight?Key:Becauseitcaughtamouse.49.Amanfelloffaplane,buthedidn’tdie,why?Key:Becausetheplanedidn’ttakeoff.50.Whenatadpole(蝌蚪)hasnotail,itbecomesafrog.Whatdoesamonkeybecomeifithasnotail?Key:Itisstillamonkey.