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1._________________LittleRedHat,thewolfwenttobedandslept.(swallow)大灰狼一口吞下了小红帽，然后上床睡觉觉了。Havingswallowed2.Singing“Youdon’tknowlove,FarHigh”,shethrewthetortoiseintotheriver,withtears_______hereyes.(fill)filling唱着“法海你不懂爱”，她把那只乌龟扔进了河里，眼里满是泪水。3._________puppylove,theteacheralwaysarrangesforbeautifulgirl-studenttobehisdeskmate.(prevent)为了防止他早恋，老师总是让漂亮的女生和他坐同桌。Toprevent4.Sorry,theperson_________areinGrade2now.Pleasedialagaintwoyearslater.(call)对不起，您所拨打的用户正在高二，请您两年后再拨。beingcalled5.Thereare2waystodriveapersoncrazy.Firstly,leavethewords___________.(finish)unfinished有两种方让人转狂：一、不把话说完。6.HaveyouseenMr.Zhang___________“LittleApple”?That’ssuchascenethatIdarenothavemyeyes_______onit.(dance,fix)你看见过张Sir跳“小苹果”吗？那画面太美，俺不忍直视。dancingfixed7.ATwitter:Mylookcankeepme_______untilmygraduation.(study)一条说说:我的相貌可以让我安心学到毕业。Goodcomment:Butcanyourintelligence?神评论：你的智商可以吗？studying8.____________withthegraduatesofBlueFlyTechnicalSchool,thegraduatesofTsinghuaUniversityarenotthatskillfulwhen___________excavator.(compare,operate)和蓝翔毕业生相比，清华毕业生开挖掘机的技能简直弱爆了。Comparedoperating9.___________theexercises,Ibecomecrazy.Mydearteacher,Ihavehadenoughofyou!(do)做完这些练习，我也醉了。亲亲的老师，你够了。Havingdone