美剧《摩登家庭》英语剧本彩色打印版

01“DudeRanch”.Captain:We'rebeginningourinitialdescentintoJacksonHole,Wyoming.ThankyouforflyingUnited..Phil:Reckonwe'llbelandingsoon..Claire:Phil,honey,youpromised...nottillwegotthere...Phil:Thisyear,we'regoingtoaduderanchwiththewholefamily..Claire:Mm-hmm.Thefamily...Haley:WhatifDylanbuyshisownticket?We'llbesleepinginseparatecabins..Phil:WhatifDylanandIshareahorse?.Claire:Mm,Ihatelanding..Dylan:We'llgetthroughthis...Gloria:Wow!Oh,mygoodness..Jay:Whatareyoudoing?.Gloria:Iwantmyearstopop..Manny:TryputtingalittleRougeon'em.Nobodygetsme..Mitchell:Wow.Isn'tthisbeautiful,littlecowgirl?.Cameron:Youhatehersparklyoutfit,don'tyou?.Mitchell:No,Itoldyou,it'sfine.Ijustdidn'tlikeyouwearingamatchingone...Mitchell:Sowehaven'ttoldthefamilyyet,butwe'vedecidedtoadoptababyboy..1.-----------------------Page4-----------------------Cameron:FromAmericathistime.Youmightsaywe'rebuyingdomestic..Mitchell:Inprivate...Youmightsaythatinprivate..Cameron:Ouradoptionattorneytoldusitwouldbeagoodideatomakeaphotobooktoshowprospectivemoms..Mitchell:ButhethoughtthatCam'sversionwasalittletooartsy,sowe'vedecidedtotakeafewruggedshotsattheranchto,youknow,balanceitout..Cameron:Idon'tthinkitneedbalancingout..Mitchell:Really?.Cameron:It'scalledProductionvalue...[OPENINGCREDITS]..Mitchell:Horse..Gloria:Look,Jay!Sobeautiful!.Jay:Yourearshaven'tpoppedyet,huh?.Gloria:I'mlikethehorsewhisperer.Butsomethingismakingthisoneskittish..Dylan:Whoa.Lookatthemountains..Haley:They'reamazing..Dylan:I'veneverbeenthisfarfromhomebeforenowI'veneverbeenthisfar..Claire:Where'sacliffwhenyouneedone?.Jay:Look,kids!Areallifecowboy!.Luke:Oh.Comesee.Comesee..Claire:Uh-oh..Luke:What'shedoing?.Claire:Oh,my.2.-----------------------Page5-----------------------Hank:MynameisHank.HereattheLostCreekRanch,you'regonnaride,you'regonnarope,andyou'regonnashoot.You'regonnaseeaskysofullofstars,it'llputyourcitylightstoshame.Andwhenit'salldone,youmightjustencounterapieceofyourselvesyouneverknewwasthere.Arethereanyquestions?.Manny:Uh,dowebookspatreatmentsthroughyouor....Hank:Ilikeyou,kid.I'mgonnacallyouHollywood..Manny:Thatwasn'tananswer..Hank:Andwho'sthiscactusflower?.Gloria:What?.Jay:That'smywifeGloria..Hank:Well,she'sCactusFlowernow,old-timer..Jay:These,uh,thesenicknames...aretheysetinstone?..Hank:Okeydokey.Youready,gunslinger?.Phil:Iheardwordoftroubleintheseparts.Pull!Thatoughtafixit,eh,Jay?.Jay:Yougotapieceofit..Phil:I'vebeenpracticinglikecrazy,allmycowboyskills...shootin',ropin'.pancakeeatin'.Why?BecausesometimesIfeellikeJaydoesn'trespectmeasaman...Phil:It'sjustthatwhenyousay,Philismyson-in-law,itsoundslikeyou'resaying,Phyllis,myson-in-law..Jay:That'sridiculous..Phil:Okay,who'syourson-in-law?.Jay:Phyllis...3.-----------------------Page6-----------------------Phil:I'mnotaskingforahug.Ijustwanttogetthatlookofnewfoundrespect,like...Or...Or...mm.Yeah...Phil:Checkitout.Twobirds,oneleg.Pullit!Notbad,eh,Old-timer?.Hank:Uh,see,slappyonlyhadthreefingers..Gloria:What?.Hank:Heonlyhadthreefingers.Who'snext?.Mitchell:Oh,me.Me..Cameron:Oh,thisisgood.Thisisgood.Tresmacho.Nosmile.Don'tsmile.Good..Hank:Youready?.Mitchell:Wait.DoIsaypull?Sorry.Sorry..Jay:Mitchell,whydon'tyougofindMannyatthespa?Wouldn'tthatbemorefun?.Mitchell:Yeah...Mitchell:IrealizedthatifIwasgonnaraiseaboy,Ineededtobutchupmylife.Youknow,IwantedtobeabletoteachmysonallthethingsthatmyDadtaughtClaire...Luke:Hey,Hollywood..Manny:Idon'tlovethat..Luke:Wannaseesomething?.Manny:Oh,mygosh.Isthatafirecracker?.Luke:Shh!NowIjustneedtofindtheperfectthingtoblowup..Manny:Isthatthingevenlegal?.Luke:Nothere.It'sfromGermany.Iftheyhadthisduringthewar,rightnowwe'dallbeknee-deepinstrudel..4.-----------------------Page7-----------------------Alex:Watchit!.Jimmy:Whatyoudoing,eh?Youreadin'?.Alex:Tryingto..Jimmy:I'mnotsogoodatiteither..Alex:I'mnotsurprised..Jimmy:Thatwasajoke.I'mJimmyScrivano.Youwanttoseemedoacannonball?.Alex:I'dratherseeyougethitbyone,but....Jimmy:Ha.Goodone,gorgeous...Gloria:Jay!Isthislikethelobster?!DoIgettopickonefordinner?Becausethisonelooksverytender..Hank:Lookalive,Old-timer.Oneofyourcalvesisgettingaway..Jay:Hey,something'swrongwithmyhorse.She'sveeringleft.WhenthishappenedtomyUncle,itwasastroke..Hank:Oh,there'snothingwrongwithButtercup.Youjustgottaletherknowwho'sboss!Beautifulform,CactusFlower!Beautiful!Youlooklikeadadgumconquistadora!.Jay;She'sdeaf,butIcanhearya..Cameron:Whyareyouridingthatway?.Mitchell:I'mafraidthatcowovertheremightbiteme..Cameron:Oh,yes,he'sgonnacomeupandbiteyoubecauseyourleglookssodesirablewiththose...arethosecanvas?.Claire:Okay,Phil,easethatonebackovertowardsme..Phil:Gotit..Claire:Easehimbackthisway..Phil:Hey!Pieceofcake,huh,Jay?Huh?.5.-----------------------Page8-----------------------Hank:EasethatoneovertoBossy..Phil:Whichone'sBossy?.Hank:That'smynicknameforyourwife..Phil:Hilarious..Haley:Go,Mom!Whoo!.Dylan:Yeah,Mom!Yourock!.Claire:Oh,IwishIhadarock..Phil:Hey.Itwouldn'tkillyoutobenicetoDylan..Claire:Itmight.But,honey,Idon'tknowwhyyoualwaysstickupforhim.Haleycandosomuchbetter..Phil:BecauseIknowwhatit'sliketofallforagirlwh