幽默英语小故事 - 副本

AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。Thepen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,givemeyourpen,please．Mary:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:Becauseitalwaysmakessomanymistakes．Anne'sAge（安妮的年龄）Teacher:Howoldareyou,Anne?Anne:Fifteen．Teacher:Butyouwereonlysevenlastyear,andnowyouareeightyearsold．Anne:Well,sevenlastyearandeightthisyearmakefifteen．老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。StupidQuestionDanwasthedoormanofaclubinabigcity.Everyday,thousandsofpeoplepassedhisdoor,andalotofthemstoppedandaskedhim,What'sthetime,please?Afterafewmonths,Dansaidtohimself,I'mnotgoingtoanswerallthosestupidpeopleanymore.I'mgoingtobuyabigclockandputituponthewallhere.Thenhedidso.“Nowpeoplearen'tgoingtostopandaskmethetime,hethoughthappily.Butafterthat,alotofpeoplestopped,lookedattheclockandthenaskedDan,Isthatclockright?”愚蠢的问题丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点？”几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗？”