《老友记》中英文对照剧本(第五季)

外语下载中心[Scene:Ross’sWedding,continuedfromlastseason,theMinisterisabouttomarryRossandEmily.]Minister:Friends.Family.WearegatheredtocelebrateheretodaythejoyousunionofRossandEmily.(Timelapse)NowRoss,repeatafterme.IRoss...Ross:IRoss...Minister:Takethee,Emily...Ross:Takethee,Rachel...(Allhisfriendshavelooksofshockontheirfaces.Herealizeswhathesaid.Quicklyhesays.)Emily.(Aslightchuckle.)Emily.Minister:(Lookingandfeelingawkward.helookstowardsEmily.)Uhh...ShallIgoon?Rachel:(Tothewomansittinginfrontofher)He-hesaidRachel,right?DoyouthinkIshouldgoupthere?Emily:Yes,yes,dogoon.Minister:Ithinkwe’dbetterstartagain.Ross,repeatafterme.I,Ross…Ross:I,Ross…Minister:Takethee,EM-I-LY…Ross:Takethee,(GlaresattheMinister)Emily.(Chuckles)Likethere’dbeanybodyelse.(Emilyisglaringathim.)Minister:Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,tilldeathpartsus.Ross:Asmylawfullyweddedwife,insicknessandinhealth,untildeathpartsus.Really,Ido.Emily.(Pointsather.)Minister:MayIhavetherings?(Heisgiventherings)Emily,placethisringonRoss’sfingerasasymbolofyourbondeverlasting.(Shejamstheringontohisfinger)Ross,placethisringinEmily’shandasasymbolofthelovethatencirclesyouforever.Ross:Happytoo.Minister:RossandEmilyhavemadetheirdeclarationsanditgivesmegreatpleasuretodeclarethemhusbandandwife.Ross:Yay!Minister:Youmaykissthebride.(Hegoestokissher,butsheisn’tveryreceptiveofthekiss.Shekeepsavoidinghim,untilRossfinallygetstokissheronhercheek.)Mrs.Geller:(ToMr.Geller)Thisisworsethanwhenhemarriedthelesbian.(Thebandstartstoplay,andtherecessionalstarts.RosstriestotakeEmily’shand,butshesnatchesitawayfromhim.)Emily:Justkeepsmiling.Ross:Okay.Joey:Well,thatwentwell.Yeah.Chandler:Itcould’vebeenworse,hecould’veshother.(RossandEmilymakeittothelobby.)501罗斯说漏嘴以后亲友们，今天我们很高兴能分享罗斯与艾蜜莉结合的喜悦现在，罗斯请跟着我复述我，罗斯要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶瑞秋艾蜜莉还要继续吗?他说瑞秋，对吗?我应该站上去吗?是的，请继续我想我们重来吧罗斯，请覆颂我，罗斯要迎娶艾-蜜-莉要迎娶艾蜜莉这里又没别人成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝成为我合法妻子无论病痛至死不渝我真的会，艾蜜莉戒指艾蜜莉，请给罗斯带上戒指代表两人从此合为一体罗斯，请给艾蜜莉带上戒指代表两人永无止尽的爱乐意之至罗斯与艾蜜莉已经宣示我很高兴在此宣布他们成为夫妻你可以亲吻新娘这比他娶那个同性恋更糟保持微笑好吧一切还好啊可以更糟，他可以拿枪杀了她刚才真是有趣，对不?你毁了一切拜托...根本是恶梦一场麻烦小声一点...外面都是我的亲友外语下载中心(laughs)Thatuh,thatwasprettyfunny.Wasn’tit?(Emilygiveshimaforearmshotacrossthestomach.)OpeningCredits[Scene:TheWeddingreception,RossandEmilyareinthebathroomandEmilyisyellingathim.Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaarestandingoutsidethedoorway.]Emily:(Yellingfrominsidethebathroom)You’vespoiledeverything!It’slikeanightmare!Myfriendsandfamilyareoutthere!HowcanIfacethem?!Howcanyoudothistome?!Joey:(Tothegang)Hey,nomatterwhathappenswithRossandEmily,westillgetcakeright?Ross:(exitingthebathroom)That-that-that’sallright,nohoney,youtakeyourtimesweetie.I’llberightouthere.(Sheslamsthedoorinhisface,tothegang)She’sjustfixinghermakeup.Emily:Ihateyou!!Ross:And,Iloveyou!!(Hewalksintothelivingroom)Mr.Geller:Boy,badtimetosaythewrongname,huhRoss?Ross:That’strue,thanksdad.(ToAll)Peopleshouldbedancing!Huh?Hey,thisisaparty!Comeon!Joey,dance!!(Hestartstodancebutstopswhennooneelsejoinshim.)(Mrs.Waltham’sphoneringsandsheanswersit.)Mrs.Waltham:Yes,Walthaminteriors.Phoebe:(Onthephone,inNewYork)Uh,hello,thisisRossGeller’spersonalphysician,Dr.Philange.Mrs.Waltham:Who?Phoebe:Yeah,I’vediscoveredthatRossforgottotakehisbrainmedicine,uh,nowwithoutit,uh,inthebrainofRoss,uhwomen’snamesareinterchangeable,through-throughnofaultofhisown.Mrs.Waltham:OhmyGod,Phoebe.Phoebe:No,notPhoebe,Dr.Philange.Ohno!Youhaveittoo!(Mrs.Walthamhangsuponher.)Phoebe:Hello?(CuttoChandlerandMonicaatthebuffettable.)Chandler:Hey.Monica:Hey.Chandler:Ohwow,Ihopeyoudon’ttakethisthewrongwaybut,Iknowwehadplanstomeetuptonightand,ugh,I’mjustkindaworriedaboutwhatitmightdotoourfriendship.Monica:Iknow.Howcouldwehaveletthishappen?Chandler:Seventimes!Monica:Ugh!Well,y’know,wewereaway…Chandler:Inaforeign,romanticcountry…Monica:IblameLondon.Chandler:BadLondon!(Takesaspoonandsmackstheturkey.)Monica:Solookumm,whilewe’rest-stillinLondon,Imean,wecankeepdoingitright?Chandler:Well,Idon’tseethatwehaveachoice.But,whenwe’rebackhome,wedon’tdoit.Monica:Onlyhere.Chandler:Y’know,Isawawinecellardownstairs…Monica:I’llmeetyouthereintwominutes.叫我怎么见人?门外有其他人你怎能这样对我?拜托，小声点不管他们俩人怎样还是有结婚蛋糕吃，对吗?没...没事的你慢慢冷静下来，我就在门外她只是在补妆而已我恨你!!我也爱你!!你真会挑时间说错名字是啊，谢了，老爸大家应该跳舞啊这是个派对!!乔依，跳舞!!你好，华氏设计你好，我是罗斯的心理医生费兰基医生谁?罗斯忘了带他的头脑药所以罗斯会记错女人的名字所以这不是他的错天啊，是菲碧不是菲碧，是费医生你也有这毛病我希望你不要会错意我知道我们今天晚上要碰面我只是担心会影响我们的友谊我知道我们怎么会让此事发生?七次!要知道，我们在国外在一个很罗曼蒂克的异乡都是伦敦的错坏伦敦!不过，我们既然还在伦敦我们就可以继续做，对吗?我想我们没得选择但是一回家就不能做了只能在这里我看到下面有个酒窖两分钟后在那里见好的莫妮卡，我要问你一件事现在?罗斯在圣坛上说了我的名字我不能装做没看见啊我不知道莫妮卡，我该怎么办?做正确的事外语下载中心!(Hethrowsdownhisplateandrunstothewinecellar,MonicaisabouttofollowhimbutisinterceptedbyRachel.)Rachel:Mon,honey,Igottaaskyousomething.Monica:(impatiently)Now?Rachel:Rosssaidmynameupthere,Imean,comeon,Ijustcan’tpretendthatdidn’thappencanI?Monica:Oh,I-Idon’tknow.Rachel:Monica,whatshouldIdo?Monica:Justuh,dotherightthing.(Usessomebreathspray)Rachel:What?Monica:Toetheline.Threadtheneedle.Thinkoutsidethebox!(Triestoleave,butis