有关文化差异的英文小品剧本

ScriptOutline:TwoforeignercomestoaChinesecouple’sforadinner,andtherearesomejokesofculturaldifferences.Character:Chen(American),Tao(American),Liu(Chinesehusband),Chu(Chinesewife)Liu:Longtimenosee!Mybestfriend!Chen:Don’taskmegood,I’mfine,thankyou.Chen:What’sthematter?Aren’tyoufeelingwell?Liu:废话这一个熊抱，舒服才怪!No,no,no,butweChineseprefertoshakehands.Tao:Ok,thisisthegiftIbringyou.Chu:Oh,thankyou!Tao:Whydonotopenthegifttoseethem?Chu:Open?Whyopen?Tao:Nowhy!IfIwereyou,Iwillopenit!Liu:ButweChinesepeopleareaccustomedtoafterdinnerandthenopen.Tao:Youmustopenitnow.Chu:No,no,no.Tao:Open,open,open.Chu:Sobadboy!ButIforgiveyou.Letmesee,what’sthis?Tao:This’saluckydrawcard.Let’swatchTV.Chu:Ihavethefirstprize!Chen:Whataluckydog!Chu:What?YousaidIwasadog?八嘎！Tao:Cooldown,cooldown.InourAmericanthatyouareadogisinpraiseofyou.Chu:索嘎.Isee.Nowtosupper.Chu:Fooddeliciousyou?Chen,Tao:Yeah,yeah,yeah…Liu:Mywifetocookverytasty!This,this,…Chen:Enough!Whynotletmehaveadinnermyself?Liu:Delicious?Ha,ha,we’llgetmore!Honey,more!Chen:What?Nozoonodie!Liu:ThereisnosuchdeliciousfoodinAmerican?Right?Chu:Itseemsthatyoulikeitverymuch.I’llgetyouintoabowl.Chen,Tao:Oh,no.Wedonotwanttoeat.Bye!!!