哈利波特与魔法石-剧本-单行版

Ishould’veknownthatyouwouldbehere,ProfessorMcGo-nagall.Goodevening,ProfessorDumbledore.Aretherumorstrue,Albus??I’mafraidso,professor.Thegoodandthebad.-Andtheboy?-Hagridisbringinghim.-?-DoyouthinkitwisetotrustHagridwithsomethingasimpor-tantasthis??Professor,IwouldtrustHagridwithmylife.ProfessorDumbledore,sir.ProfessorMcGonagall.-Noproblems,Itrust,Hagrid?-No,sir.-?-LittletykefellasleepjustaswewereflyingoverBristol.()Trynottowakehim.Thereyougo.Albus,Doyoureallythinkit’ssafe,leavinghimwiththesepeople??I’vewatchedthemallday.They’retheworstsortofMugglesimaginable.-Theyreallyare...-Theonlyfamilyhehas.-...-Thisboywillbefamous.Therewon’tbeachildinourworldwhodoesn’tknowhisname.Exactly.He’sfarbetteroffgrowingupawayfromallofthat.Untilhe’sready.There,there,Hagrid.It’snotreallygoodbye,afterall.Goodluck......HarryPotter.Up.Getup!!Now!!Wakeup,cousin!We’regoingtothezoo!!!-Herecomesthebirthdayboy.-Happybirthday,son.--12Whydon’tyoujustcookthebreakfast.Andtrynottoburnanything.-Yes,AuntPetunia.-Iwanteverythingtobeperfect...--...formyDudley’sspecialday!!-Hurryup!Bringmycoffee,boy.-Yes,UncleVernon.-!-Aren’ttheywonderful,darling??-Howmanyarethere?-36.Countedthemmyself.-?-3636?ButlastyearIhad37!36?37!-Butsomearebiggerthanlastyear’s.-Idon’tcarehowbigtheyare!--!Thisiswhatwe’regoingtodo.Whenwegoout,we’regoingtobuyyoutwonewpresents.How’sthat,pumpkin??Itshouldbealovelydayatthezoo.I’mlookingforwardtoit.I’mwarningyounow,boy.Anyfunnybusiness,anyatall......andyouwon’thaveanymealsforaweek.Getin.Makeitmove.Move!!-Move!-He’sasleep!-!-!He’sboring.Sorryabouthim.Hedoesn’tunderstandwhatit’slike,lyingtheredayafterday.Watchingpeoplepresstheiruglyfacesinonyou.Canyouhearme??It’sjust,I’venevertalkedtoasnakebefore.Doyou...?...?Imean,doyoutalktopeopleoften??You’refromBurma,aren’tyou?Wasitnicethere???Doyoumissyourfamily??Isee.That’smeaswell.Ineverknewmyparentseither.Mummy,Dad,comehere,youwon’tbelievewhatthissnakeisdoing!!Thanks.Anytime.Snake!!Mum!Mummy!Helpme!!!!3Mydarlingboy!Howdidyougetinthere?!?Whodidthis?Howdidyougetinthere?Isthereasnake????It’sallright,sweetheart.We’llgetyououtofthesecoldclothes.-Whathappened?-Iswear,Idon’tknow!-?-!Oneminutetheglasswasthereandthenitwasgone,itwaslikemagic.There’snosuchthingasmagic.Andsmile.Vernon,justlookathim.Ican’tbelieveit.Injustaweek,he’llbeofftoSmeltings.iCaveatSmeltonia./iProudestmomentofmylife.i!/iWillIhavetowearthattoo??-What?You,gotoSmeltings?-Ha!-??-!Don’tbesostupid.You’regoingtogotothestateschool,whereyoubelong.Thisiswhatyou’regoingtobewearingwhenIfinishdyingit.Butthat’sDudley’solduniform.It’llfitmelikebitsofoldelephantskin.It’llfityouwellenough.Gogetthepost.Go!!Margeisill.Ateafunnywhelk.-Dad,look!Harry’sgotaletter!-Heygiveitback!It’smine!-!!-!!Yours?Who’dbewritingtoyou???Nomoremailthroughthisletterbox.Havealovelydayattheoffice,dear.Shoo!Getaway.!Fineday,Sunday.Inmyopinion,bestdayoftheweek.Whyisthat,Dudley??-Becausethere’snopostonSundays?-Rightyouare,Harry!-?-!NopostonSunday.4Noblastedletterstoday!No,sir.!Notonesinglebloodyletter.Notone!!No,sir,notoneblasted,miserable......Mum!Makeitstop,please!!!Stopit!!Mummy,what’shappening??Givemethat!Givemethatletter!!!Getoff!!They’remyletters!Letgoofme!!!That’sit!We’regoingaway!!!Faraway,wheretheycan’tfindus!!Daddy’sgonemad,hasn’the??Makeawish,Harry.Who’sthere??Sorryaboutthat.Idemandthatyouleaveatonce.Youarebreakingandenter-ing.Dryup,Dursley,yougreatprune.Ihaven’tseenyousinceyouwasababy,Harry.Butyou’reabitmorealongthanIevenexpected.Particularlyinthemiddle.I’mnotHarry.-Iam.-Well,ofcourseyouare.--Gotsomethingforyou.AfraidImighthavesatonitatsomepoint,butIimagineit’lltastefinejustthesame.Bakeditmyself,wordsandall.Thankyou.It’snoteverydayyouryoungmanturns11,isit?11?Excuseme,butwhoareyou??RubeusHagrid,KeeperofKeysandGroundsatHogwarts.-Ofcourse,youknowallaboutHogwarts.-Sorry,no.--No?BlimeyHarry,didn’tyoueverwonder?whereyourmumanddadlearneditall??Learnedwhat??You’reawizard,Harry.-I’mawhat?-Awizard.-?-5Andathumpin’goodoneI’dwager,onceyou’vetrainedupabit.No,you’vemadeamistake.Imean......Ican’tbeawizard.Imean,I’mjustHarry.JustHarry.Well,JustHarry,didyouevermakeanythinghappen?Anythingyoucouldn’texplain,whenyouwereangryorscared??Hm.”DearMr.Potter,Wearepleasedtoinformyou...”thatyouhavebeenacceptedatHogwartsSchoolofWitchcraftandWizardry.””HewillnotbegoingItellyou!!Wesworewhenwetookhimin,we’dputastoptoallthisrubbish.Youknew?Youknewallalongandyounevertoldme???Ofcourseweknew.Howcouldyounotbe,myperfectsisterbeingwhoshewas??Mymotherandfatherweresoproudthedayshegotherletter.”Wehaveawitchinthefamily.Isn’titwonderful?””?”Iwastheonlyonetoseeherforwhatshewas.Afreak!!ThenshemetthatPotter,andthenshehadyou......andIknewyouwouldbethesame.Justasstrange,justasabnormal.Andthenifyouplease,shewentandgotherselfblownup,andwegotlandedwithyou.Blownup?Youtoldmemyparentsdiedinacarcrash.?Acarcrash?AcarcrashkilledLilyandJamesPotter???-Wehadtosaysomething.-It’sanoutrage!It’sascandal!--!!He’llnotbegoing.AndIsupposeagreatMugglelikeyourselfisgoingtostophim??Muggle??6Non-magicfolk.Thisboy’shadhisnamedowneve