英语短剧(三人)搞笑

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:JackP:PetterS:stranger)独白：Thestoryhappenedinasunnyfriendsmeeteachother.J:Hi,nicetoseeyou,Petter.P:Nicetoseeyou,`sagoodday,isn`titJ:Yeah,Ilikesunnydays.P:Look,what`sthis）J:Oh,it`sourluckday.It`s100dollar.P:Yes,itwhatshouldwedotothemoneyGiveittounclepoliceJ:Idon`tthinksuggestoneofuscanhaveitisinmyhand,so…P:No,Idon`tthinkthinkIfinditfirst,Iamthepersonthatwhoshouldhavethemoney.J:Lookatthatdon`tweaskhimtojudgeitforus.P:Iagree.J:Hello,couldyoupleasedousafavourS:Of`tup#J:Hereisthething,……S:I`sreallyahardme…OK,IgetanI`llgiveyouonequestionandtheonewhocangivethecorrectanswerthatcanhavethedoyouthinkP:Whynot.J:Letdoit.S:Nowyoumustlistentomeatthesun,it`sbeautifulisn`titAndit`sveryfarfrommyquestioniswhenisthesunfartherawayfromus,inthemorningoratnoonYoufirst.P:It`swecansee,inthemorningthesunisverybigandatnoonitbecome,theanswerisatnoonJ:ThatisthemoststupidanswerIhaveeverwecanfeel,inthemorningit`scoolandatnoonit`llbeveryisbecausethesunisfartherawayfromusatmorning.争吵【S：Asamatteroffact,eachofyouransweristhinktherangeisthesame.P:AreyoucrazyLetmetellyousomething(到一边，拿出50美元)Ifyoumakemewin,it`syours.S:(thinkforawhile).It`sadeal.(回到原地)Iamsorry,Imadeamistakejust`llcorrectmyisanswerisatnoon.J:WhatWeneedtotalk.(拉路人到一边)IdidnotcatchyourmeanyousayitagainS:Thesunisfartherawayfromusatyouarewrong.J:(打过路人)DidyouchangeyourmindS:No…Ohare,hewaswrong.(一起回去)`P：What`swrongwithyourfaceJ:清嗓子S:Ijustfalloverbyaccident,neverlet`sgobacktothequestion,IthinkitoverandoverIbelieveJackiswerewrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Thenit`smine.(kissit)It`snicetomeetyou,.P:WhatDon`tgo.(jack下)What`swrongwithyouS:I`msorry,Ijust…..J:Givememymoney,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Whereismyown100memymoney.(追jack)完