大学生英语幽默短剧剧本

精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,boss(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!E:Oh,boss!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,bossishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butboss,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J:Thisis…..?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfromboss’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜J:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah……T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,boss?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J:boss,brotherMonkeyis.......T:Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）Youare......B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?S:Boss,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)S:What?T:I'msorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemywifeiswusong.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!译：我才不怕你呢！(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifelunchiisthemostfamouswomanintheneighborhood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidonotcare.ionlywanthertobetendererthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):ican!(对门内)lunch!lunch!whereareyou?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup，mum?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……l:but……jm:neverinterruptme!l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum,i’mback!lm:youareback?why?whathappened?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisugly,stupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.lookatyourself……l:but,mum……lm:neverinterruptme!l:mum,i’mnotinterruptingyou.ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?Andi’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid,“ifyourdaughterhaven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgoandtellhim.(下)l(惊愕):what?themayo