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精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜英语笑话带翻译简短的篇一：短篇英语笑话10则带翻译短篇英语笑话10则带翻译①Goldfish金鱼Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!===================================================================斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！②TheRevenge欺骗的代价OldFarmerJohnsonwasdying.Thefamilywasstandingaroundhisbed.Withalowvoicehesaidtohiswife:WhenI'mdeadIwantyoutomarryfarmerJones.Wife:No,Ican'tmarryanyoneafteryou.Johnson:ButIwant精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜youto.Wife:Butwhy?Johnson:Jonesoncecheatedmeinahorsedeal!===================================================================老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。”约翰逊：“但我希望你这么做。”妻子：“为什么？”约翰逊：“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”③IthinkthatI'machicken我想我是一只鸡Psychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'machicken.Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?Patient:EversinceIwasanegg!===================================================================精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。④HowdoIgetthegumout我怎么把口香糖取出来Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,the精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜stewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?===================================================================当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢？”⑤WhereAmI我在哪儿AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer,Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?Yes,thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,youareinyourcar,sir.=================================================================一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？”“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”⑥Whydoyouneverphoneme?你为什么不给我打电话？MrsHarrislivesinasmallvillage.Herhusbandisdead,butshehasoneson.Heistwenty-oneandhisnameisGeoff.Heworkedintheshopinthevillageandlivedwithhismother,butthenhegotworkinatownandwentantlivedthere.ItsnamewasGreensea.Itwasquitealongwayfromhismother'svillage,andshewasnothappyaboutthis,butGeoffsaid,Thereisn'tanygoodworkformeinthecountry,Mother,andIcangetalotofmoneyinGreenseaandsendyousomeeveryweek.MrsHarriswasveryangrylastSunday.Shegotinatrainandwenttoherson'shouseinGreensea.Thenshesaidtohim,Geoff,whydoyouneverphoneme?Geofflaughed.But,Mother,hesaid,youhaven'tgotaphone.No,sheanswered,Ihaven't,butYOU'VEgotone!======================================================================我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。。。⑦TheSameActionYieldstheSameResult相同的投资相同的结果Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythem精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜toaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontotheplane.Butthepilotsaid,Thisplanewon'tbeabletotakemorethanonewildbuffalo.You'llhavetoleavetheothersbehind.Thenthehuntersprotested,saying,Butlastyear,anotherpilotwiththesameairplaneletustaketwobuffalosandsomeotheranimalsintheplaneaswell.Sothenewpilotthoughtaboutit.Hewasalittlebitskeptical,butfinallyhesaid,OK,sinceyoudiditlastyear,Iguessthisyearwecandoitagain.Thenheloadedthetwobuffalosandafewotheranimalsin,andtheplanetookoff.Fiveminuteslater,itcrashedinaneighboringarea.Thethreemenclimbedoutandlookedaround,andonehuntersaidtotheother,Wheredoyouthinkwearenow?Thesecondonesurveyedtheareaandsaid,Ithinkwe'reaboutonemiletotheleftoftheplacewecrashedlastyear.======================================================================有两个猎人包机前往一座森林，到了以后，精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。两周后，他们射了许多动物，而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机，可是飞行员说：“这架飞机除了一头野牛外，没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他的猎物都留下。”猎人说：“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的飞机，就让我们带两只水牛，还有一些其他的动物上机！”因为他们这样抗议，所以那个新飞行员想了一想后，尽管还是有点存疑，最后还是妥协说：“好吧！如果去年可以做到，今年应该也可以。”所以他装了两头水牛和一些其他的动物。结果飞机起飞五分钟后，就坠落在邻近的地方。这3个人从飞机爬出来看了看四周，其中一个猎人对另一个说：“你认为我们现在在哪儿？”那个人瞧了一下，说：“我想大概距离去年坠机的地方西边一英哩远！”⑧Chiefisatthewedding长官在婚礼上Apolicestoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingonthestreet.Butofficer,themansaid,Icanexplain.Justbequiet,snappedtheofficer.I'mgoingtoputyouinjailuntilthechiefgetsback.But,officer,I….Isaidtokeepquiet!Youaregoingtojail!Afewhourslater,theofficerlookedinonhisprisoner精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档，远离加班熬夜andsaid,Youareluckybecausethechiefisathisdaughter'swedding.He'llbeinagoodmoodwhenhegetsback.Areyousure?answeredthemaninthecell.I'mthegroom.======================================================================大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。“但是警官”这个人说道，“我可以解释的”。“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。“但是，警察，我，，，”。“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。⑨WhoIstheLaziest谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass?Tom:Idon'tknow,father.Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonl