厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白：115 The One With the Stoned Guy

到韦博学习英语，更方便，更快捷Englishprefectyourlife!厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享1-9厦门企业英语：电器自动化方面的专业英语资料分享厦门韦博英语()分享的提供一点老友记英语对白资料115TheOneWiththeStonedGuy115大麻客[Scene:CentralPerk,RachelisservingJoey,Ross,andMonicatheirdrinks.]Rachel:(toJoey)Coffee.(Handsittohim.)Joey:Thankyou.Rachel:(toRoss)Cappuccino.(Handsittohim.)Ross:Grazie.Rachel:AndanicehotciderforMonica.(Handsittoher.)Monica:Aww,thankyou.(Noticessomething.)UhRach?Rachel:Yeah?Monica:Whydoesmycinamonstickhaveaneraser?Rachel:Oh!That'swhy.(Rachelchecksbehindherear,andfindsacinamonstick.)I'msorry!(ShetakesthepenciloutofMonica'scoffeeandMonicaputshercupdownindisgust.)OpeningCredits[Scene:Chandler'sjob,Chandleristypingdataintohiscomputer,hekeepstypingevenwhiletakingadrinkofcoffeewithonehand.Oneofhisco-workerswalksby.]Woman:Chandler.Chandler:Mrs.Tedlock.You'relookinglovelytoday.AndmayIsay,thatisaveryflatteringsleevelengthonyou.Mrs.Tedlock:Yes.Well,Mr.Kostelickwantsyoutostopbyhisofficeattheendoftheday.Chandler:Oh,listen.Ifthisisaboutthoseprankmemos,Ihadnothingtodowiththem.Really.Nothingatall.Really.(Chandlertriestohidearubberchickenfromthewoman.)Nothing.[Scene:CentralPerk,everyoneistherebutChandler.Phoeberunsin,excitedly.]Phoebe:Heyyouguys!Chandler'scomingandhesayshehas,like,thisincrediblenews,sowhenhegetshere,wecouldallactlike,youknow...(Chandlercomesin.)Chandler:Hey!All:Hey!Phoebe:Nevermind.Butitwasgoingtobereallygood.Ross:What'sgoingon?All:Whatisit?Chandler:So,it'satypicaldayatwork.I'minputtingmynumbers,andbigAlcallsmeintohisofficeandtellsmehewantstomakemeprocessingsupervisor.115大麻客咖啡谢谢卡布其诺摩妮卡的热苹果酒谢谢瑞秋为何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦?这就是原因，对不起钱德泰小姐，你今天真漂亮我能说这件衣服真好看吗?当然制片：陶德史帝芬科先生希望你在下班后能到他办公室去如果他是为搞笑备忘录不是我干的，真的…导演：亚伦梅尔森各位，钱德说他有天大好的消息所以他来的时候我们就…算了但一定是好消息到底怎么了…今天和平常没什么两样我在输人数字时艾尔叫我到他办公室说他要我当电脑处理的主管真是太好了恭喜...所以我就辞职不干了为什么?为什么?因为这只是暂时的工作钱德，你已在公司五年了我知道，但接受升职不就承认这就是我的目的这那不是能赚更多钱?我不在乎我不想成为坐在办公室到午夜到韦博学习英语，更方便，更快捷Englishprefectyourlife!厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享2-9All:That'sgreat!Chandler:So....Iquit.All:Why?Chandler:Why?Thiswassupposedtobeatempjob!Monica:Yeah,Chandler...you'vebeenthereforfiveyears.Chandler:IfItookthispromotion,it'dbelikeadmittingthatthisiswhatIactuallydo.Phoebe:Sowasitalotmoremoney?Chandler:Itdoesn'tmatter.Ijustdon'twanttobeoneofthoseguysthat'sinhisofficeuntiltwelveo'clockatnightworryingabouttheWENUS.(Everyonelooksathim,confused.)Rachel:...theWENUS?Chandler:WeeklyEstimatedNetUsageSystems.Aprocessingterm.Rachel:(sarcastic)Oh.ThatWENUS.Joey:Sowhat'reyougoingtodo?Chandler:Idon'tknow.That'sthething.Idon'tknowwhatIwanttodo.IjustknowI'mnotgoingtofigureitoutworkingthere.Phoebe:Oooh!Ihavesomethingyoucando!Ihavethisnewmassageclient...Steve?(pause)Anyway,he'sopeninguparestaurantandhe'slookingforaheadchef.Monica:(tapsPhoebeonhershoulder)Um...hithere.Phoebe:Hi!(turnsbacktoChandler,thentoMonica)Oh,yeah,no,Iknow.You'reachef.Iknow,andIthoughtofyoufirst,butum,Chandler'stheonewhoneedsajobrightnow,so....Chandler:Yeah...Ijustdon'thavethatmuchcheffingexperience.Unlessit'sanall-toastrestaurant.Phoebe:(toMonica'stapping)Yeah,yeah!Monica:Well,whatkindoffoodishelookingfor?Phoebe:Well,hewantstodosomeecclectic,sohe'slookingforsomeonewhocan,youknow,createtheentiremenu.Monica:(excited)OhmyGod!Phoebe:Yeah,Iknow!(turnstoChandler)So,whatdoyouthink?Chandler:Thanks,Phoebe.ButIjustdon'treallyseemyselfinabigwhitehat.Phoebe:OK.(pause)OhMonica!Guesswhat![Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Chandlerwalksin,wearingasuit.]Chandler:Canyouseemynipplesthroughthisshirt?Rachel:No.Butdon'tworry,I'msurethey'restillthere.Phoebe:Whereareyougoing,Mr.Suity-Man?Chandler:Well,IhaveanappointmenttoseeDr.RobertPillman,careercounselora-gogo.(pause)Iaddedthea-gogo.Rachel:Careercounselor?Chandler:Hey,youguysallknowwhatyouwanttodo.Rachel:Idon't!Chandler:Hey,youguysinthelivingroomallknowwhatyouwanttodo.Youknow,youhavegoals.Youhavedreams.Idon'thaveadream.Ross:Ah,thelesser-knownIdon'thaveadreamspeech.担心”WEENUS”的人WEENUS?”我们估计净值使用系统”这是电脑处理的术语那个啊你有何打算?我也不知道该怎么办我只知道我不会再待在那儿工作了我有一份你可以做的工作我的新按摩客户史蒂芬他开了一家餐厅他正在寻找总厨师你好...我知道你是个厨师而且我先想到你但钱德目前没有工作所以...我没有太多厨师的经验除非那是一家只卖土司的餐厅他想要什么菜色?他想要菜色丰富多变因此他在找一个能创造出整个菜单的人天啊对，我知道意下如何？谢了我大概没资格戴白色大帽吧好吧摩妮卡，你猜怎么着?你能透过衬衫看见我的乳头吗?看不见，但别担心，它们还在你要上哪儿去西装笔挺先生?我和求职顾问阿哥哥罗伯提曼博士有约阿哥哥是我加的求职顾问?你们都已找到人生的方向还没在客厅里的各位全都知道未来该怎么走你们有目标有梦想但我却没有梦想少见的”我没有梦想”演说我爱我的人生…布莱恩的歌见面的结果如何?到韦博学习英语，更方便，更快捷Englishprefectyourlife!厦门韦博英语培训机构（）分享3-9(Monicaenters,excited.)Monica:Oh,Ilovemylife,Ilovemylife!Phoebe:Ooh!Brian'sSong!Rachel:Themeetingwiththeguywentgreat?Monica:Sogreat!Heshowedmewheretherestaurant'sgoingtobe.It'sthis,it'sthiscutelittleplaceon10thStreet.Nottoobig,nottoosmall.Justright.Chandler:Wasitformerlyownedbyablondewomanandsomebears?Monica:Soanyway,I'mcookingdinnerforhimMondaynight.Youknow,kindoflikeanaudition.AndPhoebe,hereallywantsyoutobehere,whichwillbegreatformebecausethenyoucan'ooh'and'ahh'andmakeyummynoises.Rachel:Whatareyougoingtomake?Phoebe:(asthoughRachelwasn'tpayingattention)Yummynoises.Rachel:(pause)AndMonica,whatareyougoingtomake?Monica:Idon'tknow.Idon'tknow.It'sjustgoingtobesogreat!Phoebe:Ooh!Iknowwhatyoucouldmake!(r