Murphys-Law(墨菲定律)

What’sMurphy’sLawMurphy'sLawiscommonlyexpressedas“Ifanythingcangowrong,itwill(andattheworstpossibletime).”(会出错的，终将会出错)OriginMurphy'sLawisusuallythoughttobenamedafterCaptainEdwardMurphy,adevelopmentengineerwiththeUnitedStatesAirForce.Inthe1940sand1950s,hewasworkingwithaccelerationanddecelerationexperimentsatEdwardsAirForceBase.Murphy'sLawmostlikelyoriginatedduringhisprojectswithDr.JohnPaulStapp.Iftherearetwoormorewaystodosomething,andoneofthosewayscanresultinacatastrophe,thensomeonewilldoit.（如果有两种或两种以上的选择，而其中一种将导致灾难，则必定有人会作出这种选择。）一、任何事都没有表面看起来那么简单；1.Nothinglooksaseasyasitlooks；二、所有的事都会比你预计的时间长；2.Everythingtakeslongerthanplanned；三、会出错的事总会出错；3.Anythingthatcangowrongwillgowrong；四，如果你担心某种情况发生，那么它就更有可能发生。4.Ifyouareafraidsomethingtohappen,thenitismorelikelytooccur.一、凡事必有其因果，不要归咎于运气不好Everythinghasitscauseandeffect,donotblamebadluck.二、要关注细节、不放过任何小过失Paymoreattentiontodetails,don’tmissanymistake.三、要重视心理暗示的作用Attachgreatimportancetothepsychologicaleffect.四、要善于做好危机管理，防患于未然Trythebesttodothecrisismanagementwellanddealwiththeaccidentbeforeitdealswithyou.墨菲法则一Ifanythingcangowrong,itwill.Innature,nothingiseverright.Therefore,ifeverythingisgoingright...somethingiswrong.Itisimpossibletomakeanythingfoolproofbecausefoolsaresoingenious.Nothingisaseasyasitlooks.Everythingtakeslongerthanyouthink.Wheneveryousetouttodosomething,somethingelsemustbedonefirst.Everysolutionbreedsnewproblems.Thelegibilityofacopyisinverselyproportionaltoitsimportance.Thechanceofthebutteredsideofthebreadfallingfacedownisdirectlyproportionaltothecostofthecarpet.Youwillalwaysfindsomethinginthelastplaceyoulook.墨菲法则二Lefttothemselves,thingstendtogofrombadtoworse.Afteryouboughtareplacementforsomethingyou‘velostandsearchedforeverywhere,you’llfindtheoriginal.Theotherlinealwaysmovesfaster.Whenabrokenapplianceisdemonstratedfortherepairman,itwillworkperfectly.Buildasystemthatevenafoolcanuse,andonlyafoolwilluseit.Everyonehasaschemeforgettingrichthatwillnotwork.Thebetteryouknowtheamountofillluckthatwillstrikeyou,theworseyouknowwhenthiswillhappen.Yourbestgolfshotsalwaysoccurwhenplayingalone.Hewhoangersyoucontrolsyou,there-foreyouhavenocontroloveryouranger.Nomatterhowhardyoutry,youcannotpushastring.墨菲法则三Murphy'sLawCurrentRevisionAnythingthatcangowrong,HASAlreadyGoneWrong!Youjusthaven'tbeennotified.allgoodthingscometothosewhowait...but,don'twaittoolongortheywillpassyouby...like2shipsthatpassinthenight...neveragaintoreturnthatsameexactsiteNodegreeofacceptancecaneverchangethefacts.Beautyisonlyskindeep,fashionevenshallower.Apersonwithoutvaluesorstandardscanneverbeahypocrite.Don'tletgoofsomethinguntilyouhaveaholdofsomethingelse.Ittakesforevertolearntherulesandonceyou'velearnedthemtheychangeagain.Theoptimistproclaimsthatweliveinthebestofallpossibleworlds,thepessimistfearsthisistrue.Youwillfindaneasywaytodoit,afteryou'vefinisheddoingitThewindwillalwaysblowoppositetoyourhairdoWindowpolishing:It'salwaysontheothersideWheneveryoucutyourfingernails,youfindaneedforthemanhourlater.Nothingisimpossibleforthemanwhodoesn'thavetodoithimself.Twowrongsdon'tmakearight.Itusuallytakesthreeorfour.Ifthetruthisinyourfavor,noonewillbelieveyou.ThedifferencebetweenStupidityandGeniusisthatGeniushasitslimits.Thosewhodon'ttakedecisionsnevermakemistakes.Everythingthatcouldpossiblygowrongforanyoneelsealwaysseemstohappentoyou.Thepersonaheadofyouinthequeue,willhavethemostcomplextransactionpossible.墨菲爱情法则一Agoodwomen/menarelikeparkingspots,allthegoodonesaretaken.BrainsxBeautyxAvailability=Constant.Thisconstantisalwayszero.Moneycan'tbuylove,butitsuregetsyouagreatbargainingposition.Nomatterhowmanytimesyou'vehadit,ifit'sofferedtakeit,becauseit'llneverbequitethesameagain.Ifitseemstoogoodtobetrue,itprobablyis.Whenaman'swifelearnstounderstandhim,sheusuallystopslisteningtohim.Thequalitiesthatmostattractawomantoamanareusuallythesameonesshecan'tstandyearslater.Beforeyoufindyourhandsomeprince,you'vegottokissalotoffrogs.Itisbettertohavelovedandlostthannevertohavelovedatall.Awomanneverforgetsthemenshecouldhavehad;aman,thewomenhecouldn't.Itisbettertobelookedoverthanoverlooked.Don'tdoitifyoucan'tkeepitup.Loveisthedelusionthatonewomandiffersfromanother.Ifyou'reheartisbroken,sweepupthepieces.Therewillalwaysbesomeonewhowillwanttoputitbacktogether.Loveandhigh-schoolmustNEVERgotogether.TheKeytoawoman'sheartisanunexpectedgiftatanunexpectedtime.Thetwothingnomancaneverunderstand;Womenandwhatmakesallmencompletedamnfoolsoverwomen.ThemanshaltnotwintheargumenthestartedThemanshaltnotwintheargumenthedidn'tstartIfamanwonanargument,itwasjustinhishead.Beforefallinginlovedotakeyourbackup,italwayshelpsinrecovery.Anticipationis98%ofthepleasure.Marriageisthegreatestleveler.Ifyou'rehavingdifficultieschoosingbetweenpotentialtwogirls,you'llalwayspickthewrongone.Ifitseemsperfecttoday,tomorrowitwillend.Loveisblind.Marriageisaneyeopener.Yourbestfriendstopbeingyourbestfriendtheinstantabeautifulwomanwalksinandyoubothareattractedtoher.Womenarelikeboats:theyrequireconstantmaintenanceandatten