英语绕口令及幽默

5•Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?•你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？Touguetwister5•5.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor'scardirectlyintothedeepditch.•这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。5•15.Thereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight.forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.•像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。5•Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.•如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。5•Whethertheweatherbefineorwhethertheweatherbenot.Whethertheweatherbecoldorwhethertheweatherbehot.We'llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.•无论是晴天或是阴天。无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露。5•Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.IfthethoughtIthoughtIthoughthadbeenthethoughtIthought,Iwouldn'thavethoughtsomuch.•我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。5•PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.ApeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked.IfPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers,Where'sthepeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked?•彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？5•AGoodBoy•LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?•Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.•You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?•Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.Humor5•Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.•Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?•Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.5•IHaveHisEarinMyPocket•Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,Whathappened?•Akidbitme,repliedIvan.•Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?askedhismother.•I'dknowhimanywhere,saidIvan.Ihavehisearinmypocket.5•Drunk•Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?Well,myson,hisfatherreplied,look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.•But,dad,theboysaid,there'sonlyONEpoliceman!5•Hospitality•Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?Intherat-trap,sir,repliedtheboy.