生活大爆炸S02E23缩减台词

这邮件不多见啊Nowhere'sapeculiare-mail.校长要我明天早上八点去一趟他的办公室Thepresidentoftheuniversitywantsmetomeethimathisofficetomorrowmorningat8:00a.m.-为啥?-Why?我想你明天早上就会知道了Iguessyou'llfindoutwhatitisinthemorning.那还有14个钟头呢That's14hoursaway.这么件烦人的事儿在我脑海盘旋我这要怎么活下去?YethowamIsupposedtocarryonwiththishugeannoyingthinghoveringovermyhead?Leonard?Leonard?Leonard?Sheldon现在是凌晨2点Sheldon,it's2:00inthemorning.为啥大伙儿都告知我现在几点?Whyiseverybodykeeptellingmewhattimeitis?大伙儿?Everybody?你校长他妻子还有他们女儿You,thepresidentoftheuniversity,hiswife,theirdaughter.他们一家子都像着了魔似的关注时间生怕别人不知道Thatentirefamilyisfascinatedbywhattimeitisandwhetherpeopleknowit.你大半夜的跑到Seibert校长家去了?YouwenttoPresidentSeibert'shouseinthemiddleofthenig?他没回我的邮件我也没他电话号码Hedidn'trespondtomye-mail,hisphonenumberisunlisted.我还有其他选择么Tellmewhatmyotheroptionwas.你可以等到明天早上啊Youcouldhavewaiteduntilmorning.我知道国科基金会极地科考队在最后一刻出现一个空位Well,Iknowaspaceopenedupatthelastminute.I’mgoingtotheArcticCircle.-他要把你送去北极?-是的-HewantedtosendyoutotheNorthPole?-Yes.事实上他还相当热心呢Infact,hewasenthusiastic.他说坦白讲如果今晚就能把你送过去我绝不犹豫Hesaid,Frankly,ifIcouldsendyoutonight,Iwould.那好啊你想去么?Okay,well,doyouwanttogo?当然不想了我是个理论物理学家Ofcoursenot.I'matheoreticalphysict.我怎么能去呢?HowcanIpossiblygo?你还干了啥Whatdidyoudo?我和他说了一下Italkedwithhim。-怎么解决的?-没解决啊-Howwasitresolved?-Itwasn't.他妻子把他们家的狗放了出来Hiswifesettheirdogsonme.Sheldon要去北极SheldonisgoingtoArctica.噢我有不祥的预感Ooh,Idon'tlikewherethisisgoing.我建议...Iwouldliketopropose...thatthethreeofyouaccompanyme.让你们仨陪我一起去去北极?TotheNorthPole?是的Yes.你制作设备Youcouldbetheengineerwhobuildstheequipment.我制作的十字弓也能杀了SheldonIcouldalsobetheengineerwhobuildsthecrossbowthatkillsSheldon.你还是会上杂志封面Youstillmightgetonamagazine.先生们你们做好决定了吗?Well,gentlemen,haveyoureachedadecision?-我去-我也是-I'min.-Metoo.哦该死压力好大哦好吧Oh,damnit.Peerpressure.Fine.很好Excellent.在北极你在干什么?-练十字弓-Whatareyouworkingon?-Crossbow.我们今天吃什么?Whatarewehaving?泰国菜Thaifood.你坐在我的座儿上了You'reinmyspot.没时间练十字弓了快给我找一冰锥子There'snotimeforacrossbow.Findmeanicicle.