生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照103

第一季3集:TheFuzzyBootsCorollary-Howard：Allright,justafewmorefeet.And...非常好，再前进几步...hereweare,gentlemen,thegatesofElzebob.准备好，先生们，Elzebob大门到了。-Sheldon：Goodlord.上帝啊。-Leonard：Don'tpanic.Thisiswhatthelast97hourshavebeenabout.别慌，坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻。-Howard：Stayfrosty.There'sahordeofarmedgoblinsontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheswordofAsaroth.待着别动，一群装备武器的地妖精，正在门的另一边，守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃。-Leonard：Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.战士们，拔出你们的武器，法师们，举起你们的魔杖。-Sheldon：Lockandload.准备好了。-Howard：Raj,blowthegates.Raj，推开大门。-Raj：Blowingthegates.推开大门。Control,shift...b!Control，Shift...B!Oh,mygod,somanygoblins!天啊，那么多地精!-Howard：Don'tjuststandthere,slashandmove,slashandmove!别傻站在那里，向前开路!向前开路!-Leonard：Stayinformation!保持阵形!-Howard：Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.Leonard，有个敌人在你背后。-Leonard：That'sallright,mytail'sprehensile--I'llswathimoff.没事，我脑后长眼着呢，我会干掉他的。-Raj：Igothim,Leonard.我打中他了，Leonard。TonightIspicemymeadwithgoblinblood.今晚我要用那地精的血来祭酒。-Leonard：Raj,no,it'satrap!They'reflankingus!Raj，不要，这是个陷阱!他们在夹击我们!-Raj：He'sgotme!我被打中了!-Leonard：Sheldon,he'sgotraj.Useyoursleepspell!Sheldon，他打中Raj了，快用你的催眠咒!SheldonSheldonSheldonSheldon-Sheldon：I'vegottheswordofAsaroth!我拿到了艾辛诺斯之刃!-Sheldon：ThereisnomoreSheldon.我不再是Sheldon了。Iamtheswordmaster!我是剑圣!-Howard：Leonard,lookout!Leonard，当心!-Leonard：it,man,we'redyinghere!该死，我们快不行了!-Sheldon：Good-bye,peasants!再见了，土人们!-Leonard：Thebastardteleported!那混蛋走了!-Raj：He'ssellingtheswordofAsarothonebay.他在ebay上出售那把艾辛诺斯之刃。-Leonard：YoubetrayedusformoneyWhoareyou你为了钱背叛我们你怎么这样-Sheldon：I'maroguenightelf.Don'tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions我是暗夜精灵盗贼，你们没有读过角色介绍吗Wait,wait,wait!Somebodyjustclickedbuyitnow.等等!有人点击了立即购买-Howard：Ooh,I’mtheswordmaster.我是剑圣!-Sheldon：Ooh,I'mallsweaty.Anybodywanttologontosecondlifeandgoswimming哦，我身上都是汗，谁想再进入《第二人生》游个泳Ijustbuiltavirtualpool.我刚建了个虚拟游泳池。-Leonard：No.Ican'tlookatyouoryouravatarrightnow.不，我现在不想看见你或是你的兽身。-Howard：Soundslikeyourneighbor'shome.好像是隔壁的声音。-Leonard：Excuseme.失陪。-Sheldon：Don'tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyweonpurpose,别忘了带上你无意拿到的信件，soyou'dhaveanexcusetotalktoher.这样你就有借口跟她说话了。-Leonard：Oh,right,right,right,right.噢，对，对。-Howard：Stealingsnailmail--veryoldschool.Ilikeit.偷窃信箱邮件，很老套的方法，我喜欢。-Leonard：Penny,themailman,diditagain...he...oh,sorry.Penny邮差又...哦，抱歉。-Penny：Um,oh,hi,Leonard.ThisisDoug.嗨，Leonard，这是Doug。Doug,thisismyneighborLeonard.Doug，这是我邻居Leonard。-Doug：What'sup,bro有事吗，老兄-Leonard：Notmuch...bro.没什么...老兄。-Penny：Iseverythingokay一切还好吧-Leonard：Yeah,no,Ijust...Igotyourmailagain.Here.是啊，我只是，我又错拿了你的信，给。-Penny：Thankyou.I'vegottotalktothatmailman.谢谢，我得和邮差说说了。-Leonard：Oh,no,that'sprobablynotsuchagoodidea.不，这主意不怎么好。Youknow,civilservantshaveadocumentedpropensityto,youknow,snap,so...人民公仆总是非常容易...动粗-Penny：Okay.Well,thankyouagain.好吧，还是谢谢你。-Leonard：Noproblem.Bye.没问题，再见。Oh,andbye...bro.哦再见...老兄。-Sheldon:Pennyforyourthoughts.呆呆地在想什么呢-Raj:What'sthematter怎么回事-Leonard：I'mfine.Penny'sfine.我很好，Penny也很好。Theguyshe'skissingisreallyfine.和她接吻的家伙也很好。-Howard：Kissing,whatkindofkissingCheeksLips？Chins？Friend？接吻，哪一种脸颊嘴唇下巴（情人）朋友-Leonard：Whatiswrongwithyou你什么毛病啊-Howard：I'maromantic.我是个浪漫主义者。-Sheldon:Pleasedon'ttellmethatyourhopelessinfatuationisdevolvingintopointlessjealousy.别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋，发展成了无意义的嫉妒。-Leonard：I'mnotjealous.I'mjustalittleconcernedforher.我不是嫉妒，只是有点担心她。Ididn'tlikethelookoftheguythatshewaswith.我不怎么喜欢那家伙的长相。-Howard：Becausehelooksbetterthanyou因为他长得比你帅气-Leonard：Yeah.Hewaskindofdreamy.是啊，可以说是梦幻般的外形。-Sheldon:Well,atleastnowyoucanretrievetheblackboxfromthetwisted,smotheringwreckagethatwasonceyourfantasyofdatingher至少你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里，找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑匣子，andanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'tcrashintogeekmountain.好好分析下数据，你就不会再坠入呆子谷。-Howard：Ididn’tagree,loveisnotasprint;it'samarathon--我反对，爱情不是短跑，而是马拉松。arelentlesspursuitthatonlyendswhenshefallsintoyourarms...永不放弃地追逐，直到她最终投入你的怀抱。orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你。-Leonard：No,I'mdonewithpenny.不，我和Penny结束了。I'mgoingtobemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.我要更现实些，去追求合我拍的人。-Raj：Likewho比如谁-Leonard：Idon'tknow...OliviaGeiger.不知道...OliviaGeiger。-Sheldon:Thedieticianatthecafeteriawiththelimpandthelazyeye自助餐厅里那个有点跛，还有弱视的营养学家-Leonard：Yeah.是的。-Sheldon:Oh,Idon'tthinkyouhaveashotthere.哦，我看你没戏。IhavenoticedthatLeslieWinklerecentlystartedshavingherlegs.我注意到LeslieWinkle最近在刮她的腿毛。Nowgiventhatwinteriscoming,既然冬天都已经到了，onecanonlyassumeshe'ssignalingsexualavailability.只能说明她是在暗示，她可以作为做爱对象。-Howard：Idon'tknow.Youguysworkinthesamelab.我不清楚，你们在同一个实验室。-Leonard：So？所以呢-Howard：Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.这有隐患，相信我，我清楚。Whenitcomestosexualharassmentlaw,I'mabitofaself-taughtexpert.说到性骚扰的相关法律，我可是自学而成的专家。-Leonard：Look,Howard,ifIweretoaskLesliewinkleout,itwouldjustbefordinner.Howard，如果我要约LeslieWinkle出去，也只是吃顿饭。I'mnotgoingtowalkintothelab,askhertostripnakedanddanceforme.我不会去实验室，要她为我跳脱衣舞。-Howard：Oh,thenyou'reprobablyokay.哦，那你就没事了。-Leonard：Hello,Leslie.嗨，Leslie。-Leslie：Hi,Leonard.嗨，Leonard。-Leonard：Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment...Leslie，我建议做个实验...-Leslie：Goggles,Leonard.戴上眼镜，Leonard。-Leonard：Right.Leslie,Iwouldlikeproposeanexperiment.好吧。Leslie，我建议做个实验。-Leslie：Hangon.等一下。I'mtryingtoseehowlongittakesa500kilowattoxygen