老友记剧本第四季

401TheOneWithTheJellyfishJoey:(lyingonabeachtowel,recappingwhathappenedinthelastepisode)Okay,sowewenttothebeach,becausePhoebefoundoutaboutthisladywhoknewhermomanddad,andIdon’treallyknowwhathappenedwiththat.[cuttoPhoebeSr.’shouse,fromthelastepisode]PhoebeSr.:(toPhoebe)I’myourmother.Phoebe:Ehh?[cuttoMonicaopeningthedoorofthebeachhouse,withChandlertryingtopickherupforadate.]Joey:(voice-over)Oh,andthenMonicajokedthatshewouldn’tgooutwithaguylikeChandler...Chandler:(toMonica)(inafunnyvoice)Hithere.(Monicaturnsherheadawayindisgust)Joey:(voice-over)...andhecouldn’tletitgo,and...Idon’treallyknowwhathappenedwiththateither.[cuttoamontageofscenesinvolvingBonnie,Ross,andRachelfromthelastepisode.]Joey:(voice-over)Oh-oh!AndthenRoss’snewgirlfriend,Bonnie,showsupandRachelconvincedhertosaveherhead.AndthenRossandRachelkiss,andnowRosshastochoosebetweenRachelandthebaldgirlandIdon’tknowwhathappenedthereeither...[cutbacktoJoeyonthebeachtowel]Joey:Y'knowwhat,holdon,letmegogetChandler.(getsupandleaves.)[Scene:Thebeachhouse,it’sthesamescenefromtheendoflastyear,withRossinfrontofthetwodoorsofRachel’sandBonnie’srooms,tryingtodecidewhichdoortochoose.Hefinallychoosestheonehisrightandgoesin.]Ross:(surprised)Hi!RachelandBonnie:Hi!Bonnie:Rachelwasjusthelpingmeout.Myheadgotallsunburned.Ross:A(toRachel)Thanksamillion.Rachel:Oh,you’rewelcomeamillion.Bonnie:(gettingupandleaving)(toRoss)Okay,I’llseeyouinourroom.Ross:Yeah.(closesthedoor,andgoesoverandkissesRachel.)Rachel:(softly)OhmyGod.Ross:Iknow.(Theybothkissagainandfallontothebed.)Ross:(stoppingsuddenlyandgettingup)Okay,Igottago.Rachel:Whoa!What?!Why?!Ross:Well,I-IgottagobreakupwithBonnie.Rachel:Here?!Now?!Ross:Well,yeah.Ican’t-Ican’tstayhereallnight,andifIgointhereshe’s-she’sgonnawanna...dostuff.Rachel:Well,can’tyoutellherthatyouarenotinthemood?Ross:No,shelikesthat.Yeah.Fakingsleepdoesn’tworkeither,Ican’ttellyouhowmanymorningsIwokeupwithher...Rachel:(interrupting)Whoa-ho.Ross:Whoa-oh,okay!Yeah,whyamItellingyouthat?Rachel:Idon’tknow.401水母惊情好吧，就从我们到海边说起，因为菲比找到一个认识她父母的女人我真不知道她们发生了些什么。我是你的母亲。呃？喔，然后莫妮卡开玩笑说她不会跟一个像钱德这样的人约会...嗨，在这。钱德没什么进展，而且...我也不知道他俩是怎么回事。喔喔！接着，罗斯的新女朋友突然出现，瑞秋让她相信她该重新留光头。罗斯和瑞秋接吻，现在罗斯得在瑞秋和那个光头女孩之间做个选择我不知道他们之间又发生了什么...你知道，等等，让我去找钱德。嗨！瑞秋帮了我大忙。我的头全晒黑了。噢。万分感谢。你是万分客气。那好，我在房间等你。当然。喔，天哪我了解。好了，我得走了。哇！什么？！为什么？！是这样，我－我要去跟邦妮分手。这里？！现在？！是的。我不能－不能整晚都呆在这，而且如果我过去她那边，她会－她会...动手动脚。那么，你不能告诉她你没这个心情？不，她喜欢那样。是的。假装睡觉也不管用，我没法跟你说有多少个早晨我醒来后和她...喔不。哇，很好。真是的，我为什么要告诉你这些？我不知道！是的，是的。不是每个早晨都会。喔，越描越黑！好了。这下我猜你会想知道都发生了什么事了。我－我的意思是，我想我能弄明白怎么回(theykissagain)Ross:Yeah,yeah.(opensthedoor)Itwasn’teverymorning.Rachel:Oh,makingitworse!Ross:Okay.OPENINGCREDITS[Scene:PhoebeSr.’shouse,it’srightaftershetoldPhoebethatshe’sherbirthmother.]PhoebeSr.:SoIguessyou’dliketoknowhowitallhappened.Phoebe:I-ImeanI,wellIthinkIcanfigureitout.Iguessy'knowIwasborn,andeveryonestartedlyingtheirassesoff!PhoebeSr.:Noo!No!Itwasn’tlikethatI...RememberhowItoldyouhowLily,Frank,andIwewere,wewereclose.Well,wewere,wewereveryclose.Phoebe:Howclose?PhoebeSr.:Well,the-thethreeofuswewere,kindofumm,acouple.Phoebe:Idon’tevenknowhowthatwouldwork!PhoebeSr.:Well,wewere...Phoebe:(interrupting)I’mnotasking!PhoebeSr.:Well,anyhow,somehowIgotpregnant,and,andIwasscared.Iwasstupidandsellfish,andIwas18yearsold.Imean,yourememberwhatit’sliketobeeighteenyearsold?Phoebe:Yeah.Let’ssee,myhadMomkilledherself,andmyDadhadrunoff,andIwaslivinginaGremlinwithaguynamedCindywhotalkedtohishand.PhoebeSr.:Well,I’msosorry.IthoughtIwasleavingyouwiththebestparentsintheworld,Ididn’tevenhearaboutyourMomandDadtilacoupleofyearsago,andbythenyouwerealreadygrownup.Idon’tknow,you’rehere,andIwould,Iwouldreally,Iwouldliketogettoknowyou.Phoebe:Yeah,well,everybodydoes!I’mareallycoolperson.Andy'knowyouhad29yearstofindthatout,butyoudidn’teventry!Y'knowwhat,youwalkedoutonme,andI’mjust,I’mgonnadothesamethingtoyou.PhoebeSr.:Wait!Phoebe:Idon’teverwanttoseeyouagain!(Shewalksoutandslamsthedoor.)Phoebe:(walkingbackinwithherhandoverhereyes.)Umm,where’smypurse?[Scene:Thebeachhouse,JoeyandChandleraresittingatthedinnertable,Monicaislookinginthefridge.]Monica:(closingthefridgeindisgust)Shoot!We’reoutofsoda.Chandler:(jumpingup)Oh,I’llgooutandgetyousome.Monica:Really?!Chandler:Nope!BecauseI’mnotyourboyfriend.(toPhoebe,who’sentering)HeyPheebs,howdiditgo?Phoebe:Well,umm,myMom’sfriend,Phoebe,isactuallymybirthMom.(Thegangisshocked.)Chandler:Ifoundadriedupseashores.Monica:Sweety,whatareyoutalkingabout?Phoebe:Oh,mynewMom,who-who’sabig,fatabandoner!(startstogoupstairs)Joey:Whoa,wait,Pheebs,waitasecond!Don’tyouwannastayhereandtalkaboutit?Phoebe:No.I’mjust,Iwanna,Ineedtobealone.(Shestartstogoupstairs.)Phoebe:(turningaround,insistently)Monica!Monica:Oh.事。我猜你知道我的出生，然后每个人开始愚蠢地撒谎！不不！不是那样的，我...记得告诉过你，莉莉，弗兰克和我，曾经很亲密，我们，非常非常亲密。有多亲密？就是说，我们三个有点象，夫妇那样。我真不知道你们是怎么作到的！我们...我没问！不管怎么说，不知怎么我怀孕了，我吓坏了。我很傻，而且自私，当时我只有十八岁。我是说，你还记得你十八岁时的情形吗？是的。让我想想，我的母亲自杀了，我父亲跑掉了，我和一个只和自己的手说话叫辛迪的家伙住在一个糟糕的地方。我很抱歉。我原以为我把你留给了世上最好的父母。直到几年前我才得到你父母的消息。而且那时你已经长大了。我不知道你在这儿，而且我会，我真的会，我会很高兴试着了解你。是啊，人人都想了解我！我是一个很酷的人。你有２９年的时间来找我，可你甚至没有试过！你知道吗，你遗弃了我，我会，我也要对你作同样的事。等等！我再也不想