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GoodWillHuntingscript[BirdsTwittering][DogBarkingInTheDistance][AirplaneFlyingOverhead][Murmuring][BellTolling]Modf-x-square,d-x.SopleasefinishPercivalfornexttime.Iknowmanyofyouhadthisasundergraduates,butitwon'thurttobrushup.Thankyou,Steven.IalsoputanadvancedFouriersystemonthemainhallwaychalkboard.I'mhopingthatoneofyoumightproveitbytheendofthesemester.Nowthepersontodosowillnotonlybeinmygoodgraces...butalsogoontofameandfortune...byhavingtheiraccomplishmentrecordedandtheirnameprinted...intheauspiciousM.I.T.Tech.FormerwinnersincludeNobellaureates,Field'smedalwinners...renownedastrophysicistsandlowlyM.I.T.professors.Well,that'sall.Ifyouhaveanyquestions...I'msurethatTomhastheanswers.[Applause][Chattering][DoorCloses]-[Country]-Hi,Will.-Kirsten,howyoudoing?-I'mallright.Howareyou?-Good.-Ididn'tgetonCathylastnight.-No?-No.-Whynot?-Idon'tknow.-Cathy!-What?Whydidn'tyougivemenoneofthatnastylittlehoochie-woochie...-youusuallythrowatme?-Oh,you...andyourIrishcurse,Chuckie.LikeI'dwastemyenergyspreadin'mylegsforthatTootsieRolldick?-Gohomeandgiveitatugyourself.-[Boy]TootsieRoll!T-Toots![Chuckling]She'smissin'atooth,Will.She'sgotskinproblems.Idon't--Plus,it'slike5-to-2Morganendsupmarryin'her,youknowwhatImean?There'sonlysomanytimesyoucanbangyourfriend'sfuturewife.It'swrong.Whereyougoin'?-I'mgonnatakeoff.-Fuckyou,you'retakin'off.It's,like,what,10:00?No,I'mtired.Irishcurse?Shedon'tknow.Thereain'tnoIrishcurse.[BufferHumming][BufferClicks][ChalkClickingChalkboard][Chattering]Out!Stoppressuringmeback.Stopcrowdingtheplate!Whichonewillitbe?You'regonnagetcharged,youknowthat?YouthinkI'mafraidofyou,youbig?You'recrowdin'thein'plate.Hey,uh,Casey'sbouncin'upabaratHarvardnextweek.Weshouldgoupthere.-Whatarewegonnadoupthere?-Idon'tknow.We'llupsomesmartkids.Probablyfitrightin.Ow!Fuckin'punk.-Oh,what'sup?Youstilltough?-Comeon!Comeon.Comeon.That'sit.I'dholdyouforeverhereInmyarms-ProfessorLambeau?-Yes?I'minyourappliedtheoriesclass.We'reallupatthemathandsciencebuilding.-Comehere.It'sSaturday.-[Chuckles]-Unlessyouwannahaveadrinkwithmetonight.-[Chuckling]Maybe.Wejustcouldn'twaituntilMondaytofindout.-Findoutwhat?-Whoprovedthetheorem.Thisiscorrect.Whodidthis?-Jack?-Itwasn'tme.-Nemesh?-[Chuckling]N-Noway.-Comeon,Joey,now!-Billy,McNamara'sup.[Chuckie]Comeon,kid!-Joey,digitout!Digitout!-Sonofabitch!Bringitdown,Mac!That'showtodoit!Attaboy!Taketwo,Mac.Hey,Morgan,who'sthegirlwiththestripedpants?She'sgotaniceass.-[Morgan]Yeah,that'sarealniceass.-Who'stheguyshe'swith?Thatin'guinea.Ihatethatlittlebitch.Willknowshim.Yeah,Ido.Yeah,in'CarmineScarpaglia.-Thatguyusedtobeattheshitoutofmeinkindergarten.-Thatguy?Yeah.Mm-hmm.Fuckthis.Let'sgetsomefood.-Oh,what,Morgan,you'renotgonnagotalktoher?-Fuckher.[Burps]-IcouldgoforaWhopper.-Let'sgotoKelly's.Morgan,I'mnotgoin'toKelly'sjust'causeyoulikethetake-outgirl.-It's15minutesoutofourway.-Whatthearewegonnado?Wecan'tspare15minutes?[Morgan]Doubleburger.[Morgan]Doubleburger.Doubleburger.Chuck,Ihadadoubleburger.Wouldyoushuttheup!Iknowwhatyouordered.Iwasthere.-Sogivememyin'sandwich.-Whatdoyoumean,yoursandwich?Iboughtit.Morgan,howmuchmoneyyougotonyou?IsaidI'dgetchangewhenIgetthesnowcone.Isaidthatwhenwepulledup.Givememysandwichandstopbein'aprick.Allright,well,givemeyourin'16centsthatyougotonyounow.We'llputyourin'sandwichonlayaway.Herewego.Keepitrightuphereforya.We'llputyouonaprogram.Everydayyoucomeinherewithyoursixcents.-Attheendoftheweek,yougetyoursandwich.-Areyougonnabeanasshole?WhatamI,in'sandwichwelfare?Ithinkyoushouldestablishagoodlineofcredit.Likehowyouboughtyourcouch--paymentplans.Rememberhowyourmotherbroughtintendollarseverydayforayear.ShefinallygothercouchRent-A-Centerstyle.-CanIhavemyfood,please?-Here'syourin'doubleburger.-Whoa!-Hey,holdup,Chuck.-Slowitdown.-Whodowegot?-Idon'tknowyet.-Hey,douchebag!-[GlassShattering]-Yeah,you,youskankface!-Shuttheup.-Getouttahere.-Whatareyouworriedabout?Whydon'tyoulickmylovestick?Weseentheguy15minutesago.Weshould'vefighthimthen.We'reeatin'oursnacksnow.-Shutup,Morgan,you'regoin'.-I'mnotgoin'.-Sodon'tgo.-I'mnotgoin'.-Fuckin'go,Morgan.Letmetellyousomethin'.Ifyou'renotoutthereintwoin'seconds,whenI'mdonewiththem,you'renext.Carmine,it'sme,Will.Remember,wewenttokindergartentogether.Waydownthestreetthere'salightinhisplace-[BirdsTwittering]-Heopensthedoor,he'sgotthatlookonhisface[BellTolls]-Fuckin',let'sgo,man.-Steponhisin'head.Gethisassontheground.Stopthatmotherer.Motherer,die!-Carter!-Comeon!-[Groaning][Chuckie]Will!Will,comeon!Will,comeon.Let'sgo.Let'sgo.Easy,brother,easy.-[Chuckie]Hey,fellas,thanksforcomin'out.-Comehere!Whoa!Whoa![Groans][DispatcherOnWalkie-talkie,Indistinct]Ah.Fuck.[StudentsChattering]Isitjustmyimagination,orhasmyclassgrownconsiderably?Well,bynostretchofmyimagination...doIbelieveyou'veallcomeheretohearmelecture.Rather,toascertaintheidentityofthemysterymathmagician.Sowithoutfurtheradieu,comeforward,silentrogue,andreceivethyprize.Well,I'msorrytodisappointmyspectators,but...itseemstherewillbenounmaskingheretoday.However,uh,mycolleaguesandlhaveconferred,andthereisaproblemontheboar