神探夏洛克剧本S01E02

YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmesSHERLOCKSeasonOneEpisodeTwo—TheBlindBankerYoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes茶道中人曾语茶壶经过多道茶的浸润Thegreatartisanssaythemoretheteapotisused将愈加温润如玉焕然有光themorebeautifulitbecomes.养壶在于重复多次地用老茶汤汁浇壶身Thepotisseasonedbyrepeatedlypouringteaoverthesurface.陶土吸入茶汤的沉淀Thedepositleftontheclay形成深厚温润的表面光泽createsthisbeautifulpatinaovertime.有些茶壶焕发的典雅的幽光Somepots,theclayhasbeenburnished是经四百年前的茶汤浸润而成byteamadeover400yearsago.博物馆将在十分钟后关门Thismuseumwillbeclosingin10minutes.四百年的古董他们允许你用来泡茶喝呢400yearsold,they'relettingyouuseittomakeyourselfabrew.有些东西注定不该空坐在玻璃护罩里Somethingsaren'tsupposedtositbehindglass,它们生来就该被人触碰they'remadetobetouched.为人所用Tobehandled.这些茶壶需要关爱Thesepotsneedattention.陶土有裂纹了Theclayiscracking.我不觉得浇一丁点儿茶汁会有多大帮助Well,Ican'tseehowatinysplashofteaisgoingtohelp.有时候一些东西需要你仔细地观察Sometimesyouhavetolookhardatsomething才能品味其价值toseeitsvalue.看到么See?这一只的光泽稍微亮些Thisoneshinesalittlebrighter.不知道...Idon'tsuppose...我是说...Um,Imean...你愿意跟我出去喝点东西么Idon'tsupposethatyouwanttohaveadrink?当然了不是喝茶Nottea,obviously.跟我去酒吧喝一杯今晚Um,inapub,withme,tonight.你不会那么喜欢我的Youwouldn'tlikemeallthatmuch.喜不喜欢由我自己决定的嘛CanImaybedecidethatformyself?我不能去Ican't.抱歉I'msorry.请别再尝试约我了Pleasestopasking.是保安么Isthatsecurity?有人在么Hello?请工作人员速至收银机...Canthetillsupervisorpleasegoto...?包装区域出现不明货物Unexpectediteminbaggingarea请重试pleasetryagain.商品未扫描请重试Itemnotscanned.Pleasetryagain.能小点声吗?Canyoumaybekeepyourvoicedown?额度不足信用卡授权失败好吧我明白了Cardnotauthorised.Yes,allright!I'vegotit.请使用其它付款方式额度不足信用卡授权失败Pleaseuseanalternativemethodofpayment.Cardnotauthorised.请使用其它付款方式Pleaseuseanalternativemethodofpayment.自己留着吧老子不买了Keepit.Keepthat.你出去好久是啊但我啥都没买成Youtookyourtime.Yeah,Ididn'tgettheshopping.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes什么怎么了?What?Whynot?因为我在商店里跟自动收银机吵了一架BecauseIhadarowintheshopwithachipandPINmachine.你...你跟台机器吵了一架?You...Youhadarowwithamachine?!差不多它不动弹Sortof.Itsatthere我朝它叫骂你有现金么?andIshoutedabuse.Haveyougotcash?用我的卡吧Takemycard.你该自己去的Youcouldalwaysgoyourself,youknow,你在这坐了一上午you'vebeensittingthereallmorning,我出门这么长时间你就没挪过窝you'venotevenmovedsinceIleft.上次找你办的那个案子呢?Andwhathappenedaboutthatcaseyouwereoffered切里亚的钻石?没兴趣theJhariadiamond?Notinterested.我给过他们答复了Isentthemamessage.不劳您大驾我能提得动Don'tworryaboutme,Icanmanage.你用的是我的电脑?当然了Isthatmycomputer?Ofcourse.什么我的在卧室呢What?Minewasinthebedroom.什么就这么两步你都懒得走么?What?Andyoucouldn'tbebotheredtogetup?我设了开机密码的It'spasswordprotected.不妨说我一分钟内就猜到了Inamannerofspeaking.Tookmelessthanaminutetoguessyours,不是什么碉堡嘛notexactlyFortKnox.好吧还来Right.Thankyou.得找个工作了没劲Needtogetajob.Oh,dull.听着是...Listen,um...如果你能借我点儿.....ifyou'dbeabletolendmesome...夏洛克你在听我说话么我得去趟银行Sherlock,areyoulistening?Ineedtogotothebank.对了你所谓去银行...Yes,whenyousaidweweregoingtothebank...夏洛克·福尔摩斯SherlockHolmes.夏洛克·福尔摩斯SherlockHolmes.塞巴斯汀好啊哥们Sebastian.Hiya,buddy.好久不见了算算该有八年了吧?Howlong-eightyearssinceIlastclappedeyesonyou?这是我朋友约翰·华生Thisismyfriend,JohnWatson朋友?同事Friend?Colleague.好吧Right.随便坐Grabapew.喝点什么咖啡还是水?Doyouneedanything,coffee,water?不需要么我们不渴谢了No?We'reallsortedhere,thanks.看来你过得挺滋润啊经常出国Soyou'redoingwell.You'vebeenabroadalot.怎么说?Well,so?全球飞来飞去一个月内两次Flyingallthewayaroundtheworldtwiceinamonth.哈我看出来了你又来了Right.You'redoingthatthing.我们是大学同学这家伙总耍这种鬼把戏Wewereatunitogether,andthisguyherehadatrickheusedtodo.才不是什么鬼把戏It'snotatrick.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街的智商都被你拉低了——SherlockHolmes他看你一眼就知道你的生平Hecouldlookatyouandtellyouyourwholelifestory.是啊我见识过了Yes,I'veseenhimdoit.搞得人人自危讨嫌的家伙Putthewindupeverybody,wehatedhim.我们去学院宴会厅吃早餐We'dcomedowntobreakfastintheformalhall这混蛋就一针见血地指出你前一天鬼混了andthisfreakwouldknowyou'dbeenshaggingthepreviousnight.我只是观察细节请指教吧Isimplyobserved.Goon,enlightenme.每月出差两回满世界飞全说中了Twotripsamonth,flyingallthewayaroundtheworld,you'requiteright.怎么看出来的?Howcouldyoutell?别告诉我是我领带上溅了一滴Areyougoingtotellmethere'sastainonmytie什么曼哈顿产的特制番茄酱?fromsomespecialkindofketchupyoucanonlybuyinManhattan?不我...那是我鞋上的泥点?No,I...Isitthemudonmyshoes?我刚才在外面跟你秘书聊了会儿Iwasjustchattingwithyoursecretaryoutside.她告诉我的Shetoldme.你能赶来我太荣幸了有人非法闯入银行I'mgladyoucouldmakeitover,we'vehadabreak-in.威廉爵士的办公室他曾是行长SirWilliam'soffice-thebank'sformerchairman.为表纪念银行保留了他的办公室Theroom'sbeenleftherelikeasortofmemorial.昨晚有人闯入Someonebrokeinlatelastnight.偷了什么?房间里什么都没少Whatdidtheysteal?Nothing.仅仅留了一条讯息Justleftalittlemessage.六十秒内出现的60secondsapart.有人在午夜闯进这里So,someonecameuphereinthemiddleofthenight,挥洒颜料一分钟内又离开了splashedpaintaroundandleftwithinaminute.有多少种方法进那个办公室?Howmanywaysintothatoffice?呵这就是有意思的地方Well,that'swherethisgetsreallyinteresting.银行内部每扇门都由这台电脑上锁Everydoorthatopensinthisbank,itgetslockedrighthere.每个步入式柜台每个洗手间Everywalk-incupboard,everytoilet.那个门昨晚没有开过?Thatdoordidn'topenlastnight?我们保安系统有漏洞There'saholeinoursecurity.你能找到的话我们付你Finditandwe'llpayyou-五位数fivefigures.这是预付款Thisisanadvance.告诉我他怎么进来的Tellmehowhegotin.更大的数额在后面There'sabiggeroneonitsway.我不需要金钱激励塞巴斯汀Idon'tneedanincentive,Sebastian.他咳咳他是在开玩笑He's,er.....he'skiddingyou,obviously.暂时由我帮他保管吧ShallIlookafterthatforhim?谢谢Thanks.这个月出国两次Twotripsaroundtheworldthismonth.你没有问过他的秘书Youdidn'taskhissecretary,你那么说就是想故意惹恼他罢了yousaidthatjusttoirritatehim.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet.整条街