Raising-Hope第一季(1)英语学习-中英文对照

1/12《家有喜旺》第一季第一集你昨晚死哪去了Hey,where'dyoudisappeartolastnight?派对之后我本想带那哥们儿的大丹狗Aftertheparty,Itriedtoridesomedude'sGreatDane去水塔溜一圈儿allthewaytothewatertowerandback.结果各种不顺Itdidn'tgowell.你昨晚看见那个怪妞了没Didyouseethatkookychick就是我扛在肩上的那个thatIwascarryingaroundonmyshoulders?看见了Yeah.我跟她一起闪了Ileftwithher.她说服我去搞了个纹身Sheconvincedmetogetatattoo.靠太赞了Oh,thatisawesome.我也想要一个Iwantone.我擦他居然觉得这样好玩Oh!Whydoeshethinkthat'ssofunny?拜托这是我们的工作啊Allright,thisisourjob!吉米他是头儿Jimmy,he'stheboss,man.你以为我嘘嘘的时候被他推进树丛里YouthinkIlikeitwhenhepushesmeinthebushes会很开心吗当然不会whenI'mtakingaleak?Idon't.荆棘扎坏了我的小弟弟Thethornshurtmywiener.但这是我们自己选的职业之路Butthisisthecareerpaththatwe'vechosen.喂你去哪Hey,whereyougoing?我不干了Iquit.别啊Comeon!你不能半途而废啊Youcan'twalkoutmid-skim.你知不知道这样做很不专业啊Youhaveanyideahowunprofessionalthatis?来了激动啥Keepyourskirton.妈Hey,Mom.你怎么回来了Whatareyoudoinghome?我不干了生命不该局限于Iquit.There'sgottobemoretolife永无止境的清理泳池thancleaningthesamepooloverandover.有道理Thereisn't.你们这么急干嘛Whatthedevilareyouladiesinsuchahurryfor?咱们是去清理厕所的好吧Youknowwe'regoingtoscrubtoilets,right?你又没穿衬衫曾奶奶Oh,youforgotyourshirtagain,Great-MawMaw.山里汉MountainMan吉米的人生规划你爸回来了出来吃饭Yourfather'shome.Comeeat.爸Dad.吉米Jimmy.我和你老表迈克遇上点麻烦YourcousinMike你本该留下帮忙的andIcould'veusedyoutoday.有只死鸟卡在威克斯勒的泳池过滤网里了TherewasadeadbirdintheWexler'spoolfilter.2/12活该我不怕碰死鸟Well,maybeyoushouldn'thavepissedofftheguy可你们把我气走了who'snotafraidtotouchadeadbird.我们弄出来了Oh,wegotitout.用棍子和旧糖纸Usedastickandanoldcandybarwrapper.虽然费了点功夫可我们还是把它弄出来了Tookafewtries,butwegotitout.话说So...你对人生意义的哲学探索how'syourphilostrophicaljourney进展得怎么样了forthemeaningoflifegoing?还在探索中I'mworkingonit.还没真正找到我人生的目标Didn'texactlyfigureoutmypurposeinlifeyet,但如果把这探索比喻成出专辑butifIeverrecordanalbum,我确信封面已经有谱了I'mprettysureI'vegotmycover.工作顺利吗威尔弗雷德Howwaswork,Wilford?今天卖出百科全书了吗Didyousellanyencyclopediastoday?为啥她总把我当成她死去的老公Whydoesshealwayspickmetobeherdeadhusband?也许这就是你人生的目标Maybethat'syourpurpose.附和她一下吧Justplayalong--memoriesareall你曾奶奶只剩下些记忆了yourgreat-grandmotherhasleft.打住Okay.打住打住Okay,okay.好了Okay.好了奶奶Okay,MawMaw.不如你去看看电视上Whydon'tyougoseeif有没有劳伦斯·维尔克的节目LawrenceWelkisontheTV,Ooh.我帮你把盘子端进去andI'llbringyouyourtreat.好的很好Ooh,good.Okay.太棒了Reallygood.不是吧Doggoneit!家里的泡泡糖冰激凌都吃光了We'reoutofbubblegumicecream.不是吧太不公平了Oh,man,that'snotfair.我在把曾奶奶的味道冲干净IwaswashingMawMawoutofmymouth.救命Help!救命啊Help!快开车开车开车开车Drive!Drive,drive,drive,drive,drive!那人是谁Whoisthatguy?发生什么事了What'shappening?来追我啊混蛋Nicetry,jerk!出什么事了喂那个What'sgoingon?Hello?Uh,what's...出了什么what'shap...哦天呐Oh,myGod!太疯狂了3/12Thisissocrazy!你简直是救了我的命You'vejust,like,savedmylife.真的吗我啥Really?I...What?你真的救了我的命Youtotallyjustsavedmylife.你真是个英雄You're,like,ahero!而且很帅Andyou'recute.是吗Really?对你救了我而且还很帅Yeah,yousavedmylifeandyou'recute.我没做梦吧Well,thisisfantastic.马哈姆达Mahmoda...艾哈迈迈迈Ahmamamama.马哈姆达Mahmoda...-马哈哈马...-嘿英雄来了-Mahmahamana.-Hey,here'sthehero.说我呢That'sme.拿把椅子坐下鸟窝头Pullupachair,sleepyhead.你的新朋友把你的英雄事迹都告诉我们了Yournewfriend'sbeenexplainingthenewstous.她甚至会念Shecanevenpronounce那个伊朗人的怪名字再说一遍thatnuttyIranguy'sname.Sayitagain.马哈姆德·艾哈迈德·内贾德[伊朗总统]MahmoudAhmadinejad.维吉妮亚我用下卫生间行吗Uh,Virginia,doyoumindifIusethebathroom?左边最后一个门Lastdoorontheleft,hon.如果你要上大号的话Andifyou'redoingbigbusiness,得冲两遍yougottoflushtwice.冲第二遍的时候别拔塞子Anddon'tberunningthesinkduringthesecondflush,不然还得再冲一遍oryou'regonnahavetogiveitathirdgo-round.好知道了Okay,gotit.很快回来Berightback.再说一遍Sayitagain!马哈姆德·艾哈迈德·内贾德MahmoudAhmadinejad!我喜欢她吉米Ilikeher,Jimmy.她以为我是你姐姐ShethoughtIwasyoursister.你能当他姐姐的你个甜心小萝莉Youcouldbehersister,yousweetlittleyoungthing.我就说十五岁怀孕将来会有好处的Itoldyougettingpregnantat15wouldpayoffeventually.是啊Yeah.她挺好的对吧She'sprettygreat,right?最近我一直想搞清楚生活是什么HereIwas,tryingtofigureoutwhatlifewasallabout,我想我明白了是爱andIthinkI'vefoundit--love.我想我恋爱了IthinkImightbeinlove.有人知道她叫什么名字吗Anybodyhappentocatchhername?露西Name'sLucy.4/12今晨警方在搜捕这名女子Thismorningpolicearesearchingforthiswoman,露西·卡拉尔又名琼·多伊尔LucyCarlyle,AKAJoanDoyle,又名萨尔玛·莱德斯黛尔AKASelmaRydesdale.卡拉尔因涉嫌几起谋杀案被通缉Carlyleiswantedformurderinmultiplecases.迄今为止她已经杀了两个男友Shekillsherboyfriends--twosofar.我们一直在努力逮捕她We'vebeentryingtocatchher,butshekeeps但她不停变换名字changinghername她很狡猾She'stricky.她试图用鞋带勒死我Shetriedtochokemewithapairofshoelaces.还对我大喊大叫说什么我忘了她的生日ShewasscreamingsomethingabouthowIforgotherbirthday.我追了她几条街Ichasedherforafewblocks,但她跳进一辆面包车跟某个男的走了butthenshejumpedintoavanwithsomeguy.兄弟祝你好运Goodluck,dude.她的生日是五月十二号Herbirthday'sMay12.我现在要去买贺卡了I'dbuyacardnow.如果哪位观众Anyonewithinformationregarding知道露西·卡拉尔的下落thewhereaboutsofLucyCarlyle请迅速与当地警方联系shouldcontactpoliceimmediately.请记住她貌似甜美Andremember,shemaylooksweet,实则非常危险butsheisextremelydangerous.来看条轻松点的消息一个正在为自己Andinlighternews,asmall-timecrookwith一长串罪行赎罪的小流氓alonglistofwrongshewasmakingamendsfor终于死掉了hasfinallyfinished,你永远猜不到他是如何了断的andyou'llneverguesshowitended.报警Callthepolice.b八个月后/b你女朋友真聪明Yourgirlfriend'sprettyclever.她最后一顿饭点了麦当劳肉排Forherlastmeal,sheaskedforaMcRib还有个薄荷奶昔andashamrockshake.这两样东西不能同时吃Thatshouldbuyherafewmonths.所以她借着食物中毒又多活了几个月Thosetwoarealmostneveravailableatthesamelimitedtime.她不是我女朋友She'snotmygirlfriend.亲爱的Hey,sweetie.想我吗Missme?想想当然Um,yeah,yeah,sure.你找我来就为了说这个Isthatwhatyouneededtotalkabout?你干嘛Whatareyoudoing?她每天有一小时的锻炼时间Shegetsanhouradaytoexercise.一小时Anhour?你该跟