Funny English趣味英语

Englishexistshereandthere,anditrequiresustocontinuallydiscoverFunnyEnglishNowLet'stakealookwhatI’vefoundTenanimalsIslaminanet(我把十只动物一网打尽)发现什么规律了吗？对了，无论从左到右，还是从右到左，字母排列顺序都是一样的，英语把这叫做Palindromes（回文）电影欣赏1、“I’mnotthroughwithyouyet.”Throughwithsb:1.我已经跟你没关系了，别再给我打电话。e.g.I’mthroughwithyou.Don’tcallmeanymore.我的话还没说完呢。不再想与某人有任何关系2、Youaremeantome.Meantosb:对他人不好，自私。他对她女朋友一直很差劲。e.g.Hehasbeenverymeantohisgirlfriend.你对我很刻薄。3.“Youarealwayspushingmearoundorpushingmeaway.”Pushsb.Around:以粗暴、无礼的方式支使他人。我不认为有钱人就可以随意支使别人。e.g.Idon’tthinkrichpeoplecanpushpeoplearound.Pushsb.Away:强迫他人远离自己在得到自己所要的之后，他把艾米赶走了。e.g.HepushedAmyawayaftergettingwhathewanted.你总是对我呼之即来、挥之即去常用俚语ablankslateacatnapacouchpotatoaloadoffmymindapieceofcakeaslapintheface新的一页,新的开始打个盹儿懒鬼心头大石落地小菜一碟公然受辱BACK常用俚语birdsofafeatherflocktogetherbreaktheicebutterfliesinmystomachcleanupone'sactdaysarenumbereddead-endstreet物以类聚破冰（打破僵局）心里紧张，七上八下自我检点，自我改进来日无多死路，死巷子BACK此颜色非彼颜色blacksheepofthefamily败家子Onceinabluemoon千载难逢Whitelie善意的谎言greenasgrass幼稚的，浑然无知的whiteelephant累赘，无用之物intheblack盈利bluefilm色情片Brownsugar红糖advertisingslogan麦斯威尔咖啡Goodtothelastdrop．滴滴香浓，意犹未尽。丰田汽车Poetryinmotion，dancingclosetome．动态的诗，向我舞近。百事可乐thechoiceofanewgeneration.新一代的选择.IBMnobusinesstoosmall,noproblemtoobig.没有不做的小生意，没有解决不了的大问题。李斯德林漱口水itsayswhatitdoes.itdoeswhatitsays.言行一致，说到做到。•Weintegrate(整合),youcommunicate.•你的沟通由我们来整合。（三菱电工）•TakeToshiba,taketheworld.•拥有东芝，拥有世界。（东芝电子）•Anythingispossible.（李宁）•一切皆有可能。•Justdoit.（耐克运动鞋）•尽管去做。BACK•Feelgood，fastfood.（快餐食品）•快餐食品，可口温馨。•Tide’sin，dirt’sout.（洗涤品广告）•汰渍到，污垢消。•Let’smakethingsbetter•让我们做得更好。（飞利浦电子）•Nobusinesstoosmall,noproblemtoobig.•没有不做的小生意，没有解决不了的大问题。（ibm公司）BACK这些翻译雷倒人1．咱俩谁跟谁阿Wetwowhoandwho？2．怎么是你，怎么老是你？Howareyou?howoldareyou?3．你不鸟我，我也不鸟你Youdon'tbirdme,Idon'tbirdyou4．彼此彼此Youmeyoume5．你给我站住！YouGiveMeStop!!6．知之为知之，不知为不知...Knowisknownoknowisnoknow绕口令Abigblackbugbitabigblackbearandmadethebigblackbearbleedblood.TongueTwisterOnebug:臭虫bear:熊Howmanysawscouldasee-sawsawifasee-sawcouldsawsaws?TongueTwisterTwosee-saw:跷跷板saw:锯子Shesellsseashellsontheseashore.Theseashellsshesellsareseashellssheissure.TongueTwisterThreeDumplingsareeatenat_______________.A.Mid-AutumnFestivalB.DragonBoatFestivalC.Children’sDayD.ChineseNewYear’sDayDBackWhatfishlivemostlyoutofthewater?A.eelB.whitesharks.C.Mudskippers.D.whales.CBackBackWhathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?A.TheearthB.ThemoonC.AcountryD.AmapDWhatisyoursbutisusedbyothersmorethanbyyourself?YournameBackWhoistheauthorof“HowtoMakeSteel”(钢铁是怎样炼成的）?Back奥斯特洛夫斯基Whatletterisaquestion?YBackMarch12BackWhichdayisTreePlantingDay?HotdogBackWhatkindofdogneverbite?CBack___________oncesaid,“IfI’veseenfurther,it’sbecauseI’vestoodontheshouldersofgiants.”A.EinsteinB.GalileoC.NewtonD.Edisonwhatisthemosthardpartofthehumanbody?AToothBnailCskullBackAWhenisMother’sDay?OnthesecondSundayofMay.Back下面是一道经典的英语填空题,注意,所有空格均为同一个单词:_________isgreaterthanGod._________ismoreevil(邪恶的)thantheDevil(恶魔).Thepoorhave____________.Therichneed_____________.Ifyoueat________,youwilldie.NothingNothingNothingNothingNothingChoosethenicknamesofthefollowingcities.()1.LondonA.thecityofmusic()2.WashingtonB.thecityofbeer()3.OxfordC.thecityofwater()4.VeniceD.thecityofuniversities()5.Munich(慕尼黑)E.thecityofsnow()6.ViennaF.thecityoffogFEDCBAIhavecities,buttherearenotanyhousesinthem.Ihaveforests,butnotanytreesinthem.Ihaverivers,butthereisnotanywaterinthem.WhatamI?___________map1.whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindowsandnoonetolivein?2.Wheredoesafternoonalwayscomebeforemorning?mushroomInthedictionary3.Whathastwolegsbutcannotwalk.4.whatkindofdogneverbite?compasshotdogIfyouarefacingeastandtaketenstepsforward,thenrightandtakethreestepsbackward,thenturnroundandtakefivestepsforward,andthenturnleft,andtaketwostepsforward,whichdirectionareyoufacing?westTherearethreemenonatrain.MrAspeaksEnglishandChinese.MrBspeaksFrenchandEnglish.MrCcanonlytalkwithMrA.WhatlanguagedoesMrCspeak?Chinese.()1.What’stheChinesefor“sixofoneandhalfadozenoftheother?”A.六分之一B.人云亦云C.半斤八两D.见一面分一半()2.Wedon’twantit.It’s“awhiteelephant.”Whatisit?A.一件无用而累赘的东西B.一头白象C.白给的东西D.白色陷阱()3.What’stoomuchfortwoandjustrightforone?A.TimeB.AsecretC.friendD.AroomCAB()4.What’stheChinesefor“talkbig”?A.吹牛B.说谎话C.骂人D.很大()5.IknowthatfromAtoZ.A.从A到IB.从头到尾C.字母表D.距离很远()6.What’sthat?That’salilyIlikeitverymuch.A.girl’snameB.flowerC.pictureD.cupABBAcandleburnsoutinsixtyminutes,howmanyminuteswillittakefivecandlesburningtogether?A.300minutesB.200minuteC.100minutesD.60minutes(D)Mr.Brownhasfivesons.TheyareTed,Tom,Bob,Jack,John.Johnhasnoelderbrotherandhewasfouryearsoldwhenhisfirstyoungerbrotherwasborn.Tomisverylucky.Thenumberofhiselderbrothersisthesameashisyoungerbrothers.Jackwillbe21nextyear,andheisfiveyearsolderthanBob.BobistwoyearsyoungerthanTom.Tedhasnoyoungerbrother.Thereis12yearsbetweenhimandJohn.HowoldareMr.brown'ssons?John________yearsoldJack_______yearsoldTom________yearsoldBob_______yearsoldTed________yearsold2420171512EnglishHumor•Mr.Johnson:Areyouusingyoumower（割草机）thisafternoon?Mr.Smith:Yes.Mr.Johnson:Fine.ThencanIborrowyourt