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HouseOfCards2013S01E01Jesus!Didyougetagoodlook?-IonlysawablueCamry.It'sWharton'sdog.Oh,man.-He'snotgonnamakeit.Goseeifthey'rehome.It'sok.Therearetwokindsofpain.Thesortofpainthatmakesyoustrong...oruselesspain...Thesortofpainthat'sonlysuffering.Ihavenopatienceforuselessthings.Momentslikethisrequiresomeonewhowillact...ordotheunpleasantthing,orthenecessarything.There...-Nomorepain.Itwasahitandrun,I'mawfullysorry.Hemusthavejumpedoverthefenceagain.Steve'sgonnafileareportonthecar,he’llputhispeopleonit.We'lltrackthemdown.You'restunning.Shallwe?Oh,PresidentelectGarethWalker.DoIlikehim?No.DoIbelieveinhim?That'sbesidethepoint.Anypoliticianthatgets70millionvoteshastappedintosomethinglargerthanhimself,largerthanevenmeasmuchasIhatetoadmitit.Lookatthatwinningsmile,thosetrustingeyes.Ijustknowthemearlyon,andmademyselfvital.After22yearsincongressIcansmellwhichwaythewindisblowing.Oh,JimMatthews,hisright,honorableVicePresident.FormerGovernorinPennsylvania.HedidhisdutyindeliveringtheKeystoneState.Blesshisheart.Andnowthey'reabouttoputhimouttopasture.Buthelookshappy,nowdoesn'the?Forsome,it'ssimplythesizeofthechair.LindaVasquez,Walker'schiefofstaff.Igotherhired.She'sawoman,check.AndaLatina,check.Butmoreimportantthanthat,she'sastoughasatwo-dollarsteakCheck,check,check.WhenitcomestotheWhiteHouse,younotonlyneedthekeysinyourbackpocket.Youneedthegatekeeper.Asforme,I’mjustalowlyhousemajoritywhip.IkeepthingsmovinginaCongresschokedbypettiness,andlassitude.Myjobistoclearthepipes,andkeepthesludgemoving.ButIwon'thavetobeaplumbermuchlonger.I'vedonemytime.Ibackedtherightman.Giveandtake.WelcometoWashington.Youneedahaircut.Youthink?Alittletrim.Whatareyougonnawear?Youmeanforthemeeting?Fortheannouncement.I'mwearingmynavyblue,theonewiththepinstripes.Good.Youlookhandsomeinthatsuit.Idon'tknowiftheywillannounceitbeforeyourboardmeeting.Well,aslongasIcansaythedonationiscoming.Assoonasit'sofficial,Sancorpwillwriteyouthecheck.Thisisgoingtobeabigyearforus.Youknow,themeeting'sonTuesday.You'regonnawannastartwithsomething...Anyideawhat?Iwouldsayimmigration,bankingoreducation,but...Noneofmyregularsourcescanconfirmthat.Because...Theydon'tknow,orbecausethey'renottalking?Becausetheydon'tknow.-Keepatit,getmesomething.Sorry,I'msosorryMr.Hammerschmidt.Zoe...Barnes-Ofcourse.Didittakehimayeartorememberyourname?-Longer.Goodmorning,Lucas.WhatcanIdoforyou,Zoe?IamsickoftheFairfaxcountycouncil.Youtellmeeveryday.Movemeonline.Myownblog.Firstperson,subjective,500words.Notgonnahappen.-I'llgounderground.backrooms,theurinals!I'llwinoverstaffmembersontheHill.Theyneedaplacetovent.Agossipcolumn?-No.We'lllifttheveil.What'sreallygoingon.ThisistheWashingtonHerald,Zoe.It'snot...TMZ-DoyouknowhowmanypeoplewatchTMZ?Icouldn'tcareless-Whichiswhyprintjournalismisdying.Thenitwilldiewithdignity.Atleastwiththispaper.Youarestuckinthe20thcentury,Lucas,youlackimagination.Maybeso,butrightnowIdon'tneedimagination,Ineedcopy.Yournightsandweekendsareyours,Iapplaudwhateveryouwanttodo,aslongasit'snotonmytime.You'retellingmetogetbacktowork?Iam.Whatyou'rereallytellingmeistofuckoff.-I'mtellingyouboth.It'sMr.Chapmanalready,fromProvenceTrust.Holdmycalls,Christina.Henry.It'sgoodtoseeyou.Howlongareyouintownfor?-Justtoday.What?Yougottacomebackdownfortheinauguration.Icanhookyouup.Howaboutyouhookmeupwiththezoninglawsyoupromisedtogetchanged?Wegot12millionssittinginescrowforanemptylotwecan'tbuildon.Iknow,butyougottaunderstand...It'salocalmunicipalissue.Ican'tjustpickupthephone...Youcan't?Becausethat'snotwhatyouleadustobelievewhenyoubeggedfor50grandindonations.-Right,I...Justonesecond.Christina,Isaidnocalls,notwhileI'mmeetingwithMr.Chapman.ThePresident-elect?Doyoumind?-No,goaheadplease.PuthimtroughChristina.Mr.President-elect?Thankyou.Yes,wewerepleasedtowinbydoubledigits.Absolutely,anythingyouneed.Ineedyoutoputyourlong,wet,talentedtonguebetweenmythighsandmakemesqueallikeMonicaLewin...Metoo.Metoo.Okay,thankyou,sir.I'msosorry...Wherewerewe?Walker...what'shelike?ThePresident-electrunninglate?No,hecouldn'tmakeit.I’llbriefhim,though.Okay.Thisisthememo,I'vedrafted,onourMiddleEastpolicywe'vebeendeveloping.Now,IwanttoborrowfromReagan.I'dliketocointhephrase“trickle-downdiplomacy.Thatway...-Frank.I'mgonnastopyouthere.WearenotnominatingyouforSecretaryofState.Iknow,hemadeyouapromise,butcircumstanceshavechanged.Thenatureofpromises,Linda,isthattheyremainimmunetochangingcircumstances.Garethhasthoughtlongandhardaboutthis.Andhe'sdecidedweneedyoutostayinCongress.Whenwasthisdecisionmade?Andwhywasn'tIpartoftheconversation?I'msorry,Frank,ifithadbeenuptome,Iwouldn'thavewaitedthislongtotellyou.Soyouknew,youweregoingtodothis.Ithasbeenanevolvingdiscussion.It'sachicken-shitmove.Frank...-Iwasvetted.Wasthataruse?No.Let'sbeabsolutelyclear,youwouldn'thavewonwithoutme.You'reright,butnowwehavetolead.Andthatmeansmakingtoughchoices.Asyouknow,educationisatoppriorityforus.Acompletefederaloverhaul.Butit'snotjusttheeducation,Frank,Congresshassplit.Weneedyouthere,morethanweneedyouintheStateDepartment.Igotyouhired,Linda.Iknow.Donations,endorsements.Iwrotet