生活大爆炸台词中英文对照 (第一季)陆续更新

生活大爆炸台词（个人学习整理）Season1-11如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面Soifaphotonisdirectedthroughaplane如果有一个狭缝可以观测到withtwoslitsinitandeitherslitisobserved,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝itwillnotgothroughbothslits.如果观测不到那它会通过Ifit'sunobserved,itwill.但如果它是在离开平面后However,ifit'sobservedafterit'slefttheplane在击中目标物之前被观测到Butbeforeithitsitstarget,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝itwon'thavegonethroughbothslits.没错你想说什么Agreed.what'syourpoint?没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错There'snopoint,Ijustthinkit'sagoodideaforat-shirt.-您好-稍等-excuseme.-hangon.横1是爱琴海Oneacrossisaegean.竖8是纳巴科夫(1899-1977俄裔美国小说家)Eightdownisnabokov.横26MCM26acrossismcm.竖14是...你手挡住了...14downis...moveyourfinger...是门(生物分类)所以说横十四是太子港(海地首都)phylumwhichmakes14acrossport-au-prince你看PapaDoc(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是太子港See,papadoc'scapitolidea,that'sport-au-prince.在海地Haiti.-需要帮忙吗-是的-canIhelpyou?-yes.这里是高智商精子库吗Isthisthehigh-iqspermbank?如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这Ifyouhavetoask,maybeyoushouldn'tbehere.我看就是这儿了Ithinkthisistheplace.-把表格填了-谢谢-filltheseout.-thankyou.-马上就好-不急-we'llberightback.-takeyourtime.我正好把填字游戏做完I'lljustfinishmycrosswordpuzzle.等等Oh,wait.莱纳德我觉得我做不到Leonard,Idon'tthinkIcandothis.开什么玩笑你都是半职业选手了What,areyoukidding?you'reasemi-pro.不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No.wearecommittinggeneticfraud.我们的精子并不能保证There'snoguaranteethatoursperm将来就能生出高智商的后代isgoingtogeneratehigh-iqOffspring.你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Thinkaboutthat.Ihaveasisterwiththesamebasicdnamix可她只是快餐店的女服务生Whohostessesatfuddruckers.谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldon,thiswasyouridea.这点补贴能让我们Alittleextramoneytoget在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractionalt-1bandwidthintheapartment.我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度Iknow,andIdoyearnforfasterdownloads.但那些可怜的女人们Butthere'ssomepoorwoman会把希望寄托在我精子上的who'sgonnapinherhopesonmysperm.如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积Whatifshewindsupwithatoddlerwhodoesn'tknowifheshoulduse该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想Anintegraloradifferentialtosolvetheareaunderacurve?-我肯定她还是会爱他的-我不会-i'msureshe'llstilllovehim.-iwouldn't.你现在想怎么样Well,whatdoyouwanttodo?我想走了Iwanttoleave.该怎么跟她说呢What'stheprotocolforleaving?我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过Idon'tknow...I'veneverrenegedonaprofferofspermbefore.我们就直接走吧Let'stryjustwalkingout.-再见-再见很高兴见到你-bye.-bye.nicemeetingyou.你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Areyoustillmadaboutthespermbank?没有No.你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情Youwanttohearaninterestingthingaboutstairs?不太想Notreally.如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距Iftheheightofasinglestepisoffbyaslittleastwomillimeters,-大多数人会被绊倒-跟我无关-mostpeoplewilltrip.-idon'tcare.两毫...那不太可能吧Twomilli...thatdoesn'tseemright.不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it'strue,IdidaseriesofexperimentswhenIwas12我爸爸还摔断了锁骨Myfatherbrokehisclavicle.你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?Isthatwhytheysentyoutoboardingschool?不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No.thatwasaresultofmyworkwithlasers.这是新邻居?Newneighbor?很明显Evidently.比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significantimprovementovertheoldneighbor.那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?200-poundtransvestitewithaskincondition?那是没错Yes,sheis.-你好-你好-oh,hi.-hi.我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面Wedon'tmeantointerrupt.weliveacrossthehall.你们真好啊Oh,that'snice.我们不是住在一起我是说...Wedon'tlivetogether.Imean...我们是住在一起Welivetogether,不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里Butinseparate,heterosexualbedrooms.好的Okay,well...看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮GuessI'myournewneighbor.penny.生活大爆炸台词（个人学习整理）Season1-12-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿-你好-leonard.sheldon.-hi.那么...Well...欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcometothebuilding.谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thankyou.maybewecanhavecoffeesometime.很好啊Great.-那...再见-再见-well...bye.-bye.我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Shouldwehaveinvitedherforlunch?不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.We'regonnastartseasontwoofbattlestargalactica.第二季的DVD我们已经看过了Wealreadywatchedtheseasontwodvds.但评论音轨还没看Notwithcommentary.我觉得我们应该做个好邻居Ithinkweshouldbegoodneighbors请她作客让她觉得亲切Andinviteherover,makeherfeelwelcome.我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来Weneverinvitedlouie-slash-louiseover.那是我们的不对Andthatwaswrongofus.我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子Weneedtowidenourcircle.我的朋友圈子已经很大了Ihaveaverywidecircle.我的空间上有212个好友Ihave212friendsonmyspace.不错可他们你一个也没见过Yes,andyou'venevermetoneofthem.这正是其美妙之处That'sthebeautyofit.我要请她过来I'mgonnainviteherover.我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天We'llhaveanicemealand...chat.聊天?我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat?wedon'tchat.atleastnotoffline.这没什么难的It'snotdifficult.你只要听着她讲些什么Youjustlistentowhatshesays然后你适当地回应她一些Andthenyousaysomethingappropriateinresponse.那最后要干什么?Towhatend?你好...又来了Hi...again.你好Hi.那个...Anyway...我们带了印度菜回来Webroughthomeindianfood.然后...And...我知道搬家可能会很累Iknowthatmovingcanbestressful,并且我发现当我身心俱疲时AndIfindthatwhenI'mundergoingstress,美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦Thatgoodfoodandcompanycanhaveacomfortingeffect.还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Also,curryisanaturallaxative,andIdon'thavetotellyou你知道如果大肠通畅...That,youknow,acleancolonisjust...那又可以少一件操心事了Onelessthingtoworryabout.这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐I'mnoexpert,butIbelieveinthecontextofaluncheoninvitation,你最好不要说些肠运动的事Youmightwanttoskipthereferencetobowelmovements.你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?You'reinvitingmeovertoeat?是的Yes.你们真好我很乐意Oh,that'ssonice.I'dloveto.太好了Great.你们平时都玩些什么So,whatdoyouguysdoforfunaroundhere?今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Todaywetriedmasturbatingformoney.好了就当在自己家一样Okay,makeyourselfathome.谢谢Thankyou.不用谢You'reverywelcome.这些东西看上去真深奥啊Thislookslikesomeseriousstuff.-莱纳德这是你写的?-不这是我的-leonard,didyoudothis?-actually,that'smywork.不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah.well,it'sjustsomequantummechanics边上还随便写了一点点弦理论Withalittlestringtheorydoodlingaroundtheedges.那部分是我开的玩笑Thatpartthere,that'sjustajoke.讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似It'saspoofoftheborn-oppenheimerapproximation.这么说你就像是美丽心灵里那种天才一样Soyou'relikeoneofthosebeautifulm