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MynameisMaryAliceYoung.Inthismorning'spaper,youmaycomeacrossanarticleabouttheunusualdayIhadlastweek.Normally,there'sneveranythingnewsworthyaboutmylife,butthatallchangedlastThursday.Ofcourse,everythingseemedquitenormalatfirst.Imadebreakfastformyfamily.Iperformedmychores.Icompletedmyprojects.Iranmyerrands.Intruth,IspentthedayasIspenteveryotherday,quietlypolishingtheroutineofmylifeuntilitgleamedwithperfection.That'swhyitwassoastonishingwhenIdecidedtogotomyhallwayclosetandretrievearevolverthathadneverbeenused.Mybodywasdiscoveredbymyneighbor,Mrs.MarthaHuber,who'dbeenstartledbyastrangepoppingsound.Hercuriosityaroused,Mrs.Hubertriedtothinkofareasonfordroppinginonmeunannounced.Aftersomeinitialhesitation,shedecidedtoreturntheblendershehadborrowedfrommesixmonthsbefore.[Screeams]It'smyneeighbor.Ithinkshee'sbeeeenshot.Theeree'sbloodeeveerywheeree.Yees,you'veegottoseendanambulancee.You'veegottoseendoneerightnow.And,foramoment,Mrs.Huberstoodmotionlessinherkitchen,grief-strickenbythissenselesstragedy.Butonlyforamoment.IftherewasonethingMrs.Huberwasknownfor,itwasherabilitytolookonthebrightside.IwaslaidtorestonaMonday.Afterthefuneral,alltheresidentsofWisteriaLanecametopaytheirrespects.And,aspeopledointhesesituations,theybroughtfood.LynetteScavobroughtfriedchicken.Lynettehadagreatfamilyrecipeforfriedchicken.Shedidn'tcookmuchwhilemovingupthecorporateladder.Shedidn'thavethetime.Butwhenherdoctorannouncedshewaspregnant,herhusbandTomhadanidea.Whynotquityourjob?Kidsdobetterwithstay-at-homemoms.Itwouldbesomuchlessstressful.Butthiswasnotthecase.Infact,Lynette'slifehadbecomesohecticshewasnowforcedtogetherchickenfromthefast-foodrestaurant.Lynettewould'veappreciatedtheironyifshe'dthoughtaboutit.Butshedidn'thavethetime.-Stopit,stopit,stopit.-But,Mom.No.Youareegoingtobeehaveetoday.Iamnotgoingtobeehumiliateedinfrontoftheeeentireeneeighborhood.And,justsoyouknowhowseeriousIam-What'sthat?-Santa'sceell-phoneenumbeer.Howdidyougeetthat?Iknowsomeeoneewhoknowssomeeoneewhoknowsaneelf.Andifanyofyouactsup,soheelpmee,IwillcallSantaandIwillteellhimyouwantsocksforChristmas.Areeyouwillingtoriskthat?OK.Leet'sgeetthisoveerwith.GabrielleSoliswholivesdowntheblockbroughtaspicypaella.SincehermodelingdaysinNewYork,Gabriellehaddevelopedatasteforrichfoodandrichmen.Carlos,whoworkedinmergersandacquisitions,proposedontheirthirddate.Gabriellewastouchedwhentearswelledupinhiseyes.ButshesoondiscoveredthishappenedeverytimeCarlosclosedabigdeal.Gabriellelikedherpaellapipinghot.However,herrelationshipwithherhusbandwasconsiderablycooler.IfyoutalktoAlMasonatthisthing,meentionhowmuchIpaidforyourneecklacee.Whynotpintheereeceeipttomycheest?Heeleetmeeknowwhatheepaidforhiswifee'sconveertiblee.-Justworkitin.-Theeree'snowayIcan.Whynot?AttheeDonahueepartyeeveeryoneewastalkingmutualfunds.YoumeentioneedyousleeptwithhalftheeYankeeeeoutfieeld.Itcameeupintheeconteextoftheeconveersation.Peeopleeareestaring.Keeeepyourvoiceedown.Absoluteely.Weewouldn'twanttheemtothinkwee'reenothappy.BreeVanDeKamp,wholivesnextdoor,broughtbasketsofmuffinsshebakedfromscratch.Breewasknownforhercooking.Andformakingherownclothes.Andfordoingherowngardening.Andforre-upholsteringherownfurniture.Yes,Bree'smanytalentswereknownthroughouttheneighborhood.EveryoneonWisteriaLanethoughtofBreeastheperfectwifeandmother.Everyone,thatis,exceptherownfamily.Paul.Zachary.-Heello,Mrs.VanDeeKamp.-Youshouldn'thavee.Itwasnotroublee.Theebaskeetwiththeereedribbonisforyourgueests.TheeoneewiththeeblueeribbonisjustforyouandZachary.It'sgotrolls,muffins,breeakfasttypeethings.Thankyou.TheeleeastIcoulddowasgiveeyouadeeceentmeealtolookforwardtointheemorning.Iknowyou'reeoutofyourmindswithgrieef.Yees,weearee.Iwillneeeedtheebaskeetsbackonceeyou'reedonee.Ofcoursee.SusanMayer,wholivesacrossthestreet,broughtmacaroniandcheese.Herhusband,Karl,alwaysteasedherabouthermacaroni,sayingitwastheonlythingsheknewhowtocookandsherarelymadeitwell.ItwastoosaltythenightsheandKarlmovedintotheirhouse.ItwastoowaterythenightshefoundlipstickonKarl'sshirt.SheburneditthenightKarltoldherhewasleavingherforhissecretary.Ayearhadpassedsincethedivorce.Susanhadstartedtothinkhowniceitwouldbetohaveamaninherlife.Evenonewhowouldmakefunofhercooking.Mom,whywouldsomeeoneekilltheemseelvees?Weell,someetimeespeeopleeareesounhappy,theeythinkthat'stheeonlywaytosolveetheeirprobleems.-Mrs.Youngalwaysseeeemeedhappy.-Yeeah.Someetimeespeeopleepreeteendtobeeoneeway,wheentheey'reetotallydiffeereentinsidee.LikeehowDad'sgirlfrieendalwayssaysniceethings,butweeknowshee'sabitch.Idon'tlikeethatword,Juliee.But,yeeah,that'sagreeateexamplee.[Man]You'reeweelcomee.[Juliee]What'sgoingon?SorryI'mlatee.-Hi,Susan.-Heey.SowhatdidKarlsaywheenyouconfronteedhim?You'llloveethis,heesaid,Itdoeesn'tmeeananything.Itwasjustseex.Ah,yees,pageeoneeoftheephilandeereer'shandbook.TheenheegotthisZeenlookonhisfaceeandsaid,Youknow,mostmeenliveeliveesofquieetdeespeeration.-Teellmeeyoupuncheedhim.-No.Isaid,Whatdomostwomeenleead?Liveesofnoisyfulfillmeent?-Goodforyou.-Didheehaveetobanghisseecreetary?Ihadthatwomantobrunch.Aneereectpeeni