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加菲猫2双猫记Garfield:ATailOfTwoKittiesGarfield:ATailofTwoKittiesScripts(drumroll)(rousingorchestralfanfareplaying)(fanfareends)(birdssquawking)(windblowing)(grand,royalorchestralthemeplaying)NARRATOR:Onceuponatime,inanEnglishcastlefar,faraway,therelivedapamperedpersonagebythenameof...-(yawning)-...Prince.(bellringing)Allright,everyone,he'sawake.Hurry!Hurry!Comealong,quickly.Right,areweallready?GettheCarlylelog.NARRATOR:Princeknewnootherlifethanalifeofluxury.Oh,didImentionthatPrincewasacat?Goodmorning,Prince.(yawning,groaning)Yourtea.(Britishaccent):Mm-hmm-hmm!Breakie.Ihaveyourfavoritedish.Carlylelog.Ah,lovely.(slurping,smacking)(moaning)(chuckling)Super.Oh,it'sgoodtobetheking.NARRATOR:Ontheothersideoftheworld,therelivedanequallypamperedcatwhothoughthewasaking,butwhoruledoverasomewhatsmallerdomain.Meow.(grunting)I'mthekingofthecul-de-sac.That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.jonandIhaveeverythingIcouldeverwant.Foodinthefridge.Cableandsatellite.Anddon'tforgetlasagna.That'sright.It'sgoodtobeking.Iwantyoutoknow,you'rethemostimportantthinginmylife.Letmesleep,please.BeforeImetyou,mylifehadnomeaning.Iwasincomplete.Oh,youstillare,really.IguesswhatI'mtryingtosayis......willyoumarryme?Eh?Marriage?Well,thisiskindofsudden.Theremaybesomelegalissueshere.Look,Ilikeyou,butnotasaspouse.Maybeasaservant,wecouldstaytogether,makeitwork.Sowhatdoyousay...Liz?-Waitasecond.Liz?Liz?-Garfield.Lizisagirl.No,worse.She'sagirlvet.-(belldings)-Turkey'sready.Well,Ithinkjonhastouchedbottomnow.Hmm,wegottaputanendtothistorture.(romanticmusicplaying)TimeforanewDJ.(stereoblasts)(singing)Somebodytakemytemperature.Garfield!(stutters)Whoa!(musicstops)Man,youhavechanged.Ican'thaveyoumessingthisupforme,okay?-Oh,Igetit.It'sher.-Comehere.Shedoesn'tlikeourmusic.WhateverhappenedtoJon?-Mymetal-headguy.Mydude.-(doorbellchimes)Youweresomuchcoolerwhenyouworeamullet.Nowstayhere.-Somuchcooler.-(doorbellchimes)Isupposeshelikesthishaircut.Isupposeshelikesthishaircut.-Coming!-Tellmeshelikesitthewayitisnow.-Hey,Liz.-Jon,Ihaveincrediblenews.Guesswho'sgoingtobespeakingatthisyear'sfund-raiserfortheRoyalAnimalConservancy.SiegfriedandRoy?-Oh,comeon.-JustSiegfried?janeGoodalldroppedoutatthelastminutebecauseshe'snursingasickchimpandtheyaskedme.Imean,it'sgonnabeatthisreallycoolcastleonahugeestate.Well,Liz,that-that's...IamflyingtoLondontomorrowmorning.-Canyoubelieveit?-What?Imean,Ihavetopack,and...Oh,aretheserosepetalsandcandles?Yeah,well,Liz,Ihavesome...someimportantnewsof-of-ofmyown.Uh...GARFIELD:Hey,me,too.(clearsthroat)Excuseme,doyoubelieveinloveatfirstsight?Iwashopingyou'dsayyes.Youhavemademesovery,verycat-happy.-Uh...-Well,comeon.-What'sthenews?-Thenewsis,I,uh...Ifinallyhouse-trainedOdie.-Really?-Yeah.Thatwouldexplaintherosepetals.Ihavetopack.I'msosorryaboutdinner.Butyouknowwhat?Iwillsendyourregardstothequeen.Okay,congratulationsonOdie.Oh,oh,yeah.And,hey,you,too.They'reluckytohaveyou.(kisses)Bye.Oh,Ithoughtshe'dneverleave.Garfield,youatethewholeturkey?Well,yeah.Whatareyoudoingwiththis?Oh,nevermind.It'stoolate.She'salreadyoffto...(belches)Ooh!Goodstuffing.Well,comeon,cheerup.-Isavedyouthewishbone.-There'snothingIcando.Surethereis.Returntheringandgetyourmoneyback.Waitaminute.I'llgotoLondon.-Oh,youpoorsap.-She'llloveit.-She'llbesurprised.-Pleasedon'tdothis.-She'llbethrilled.-Tellmeyou'renotgonnadothis.-She'llsayyes.-Please,don't.Igottagopack.Youmoron.Thisisahugemistake,Jon.Oneofyourbiggest.Don'troam.Stayhome.OdieandIarenotjustcomingalongfortheride,pal.Thisisactuallyanintervention.jON:Okay,guys.Hereweare.(yawning):Oh,quickflight.Wemusthavebeeninthejetstream.Englandisnogreatshakes,huh?Imean,thebuildingsherelooklike,uh,thekennelbackhome.Thatisthekennelbackhome.They'llnevertakemealive.They'regonnabefine,Jon.Yeah,yeah.Garfield'sneverstayedinakennelbefore,soI'mafraidhemighthavesomeseparationanxiety.No.He'sprobablyfastasleepinhiscagebynow.Youhearme,warden?!Ihavetherighttoremainsilent!AnythingIsaycanandwillbeheldagainstmeinacourtoflaw!AndIhavetherighttoanattorney,too,pal!AndifIcan'taffordone,onemustbeprovidedformebythecourt!Nevermind!Ijustbrokeout.Helikesabellyrubtwiceaday.And,oh,ifyoucouldgivehimapanoflasagnabetweeneachmeal,thatwouldbegreat.Oh,almostforgotPooky.Can'tbewithoutPooky.(barks)Oh,great.Justwhenthingswerelookingup.Look,whydon'tyoustayhereandgetyourfleasremoved,maybegetabraintransplant?(barks)Okay,goaway.Beatit.Hidebeneaththewheels.Agh!You'rerippingmyfur!Aah!Getoff.Getoff.Getoff.Getoff.Getinhere!Getin!Getin!Okay,soyouhavemycellphoneandyouhavethehotelnumber.-Don'tworry,Ido.Byenow.-Okay.GARFIELD:Airport,andsteponit.jonwon'tmindifIrepackhim.We'regonnaneedsomeroominthisbag.(humming)(quacking)(quacking)(humming,screams)Aah!Yousavagebeast,howdareyou!Getoutofhere!Smithee!There'ssomethinginthepool!Smithee!There'saduckinmypool,Smithee.Aduck!Aduck,sir?Filthywildanimalsoakingitselfinmypool.Whatdoyouintenddoingaboutthis?Ishallspeaktotheduck,sir?Mmm.(squeaking)Oh,bytheway,thesolicitorsarehereforthereadingofLadyEleanor'swill.Excellent.Inafewmoments,I'llbethemasterofthisentireestate.Andfromthisday