10分钟英语小品

Areyoukidding?Character：Alien（Summer）:wanttofindagirlfriendeagerlyontheearthFarmer（Celine）：analcoholic,hard-workingmanMom（Cathy）：farmer’swife,virtuousDaughter（Sweetmelon）:farmer’sdaughter,pretty,imaginative,wanttomarryspecialpersonScene1(Atdust,afarmerfinishedplowingthefields,andlaterhedranksomewine,stumblingalongtheroad.Suddenly,hemetaguywithstrangeshape.)Farmer:Wow...who..whoareyou?Youlookunlikehumanbeings.Alien:$%$#%^^&%&%&^*)(&%&^$^$#%#%@#(Theycan’tunderstandeachother.Finally,thealientookoutamachineandcommunicatewithfarmerbyit.)Alien:IcomefromMars.Farmer:What??!!Ican’tbelieveit!!Areyoukidding?(Hehithimself，makingsurethatheisnotdreaming）Yes,itistrue!Iamnotdreaming...Alien:DoyouknowwhyIcamehere?Farmer:e,why？Alien:（Smiling）IwanttofindagirlfriendonEarth.Farmers:Areyoukidding?Girlshereallwantsomeonewhoistallenough,richenoughandhandsomeenoughtobetheirboyfriends.Alien:Well....doyouhaveafamily?Farmer:Ofcourse,Ihaveagentlewifeanda17-year-oldlovelydaughter.Alien:Isittrue?IfIamastall,wealthyandhandsomeasyou,canIfindagirlfriend?Farmer:Um..maybe,butitisimpossibleforyoutofindagirlfriendonearthbecauseofyourspecialidentificationandstrangeappearance,haha..(lookeddownuponthealienandburstintolaughter）(Hearingthis,thealiengotangry,andthenheclutchedthefarmer,thefarmercannotstruggletoopen)Farmer:(Shouting)Whatareyougoingtodo?Letmego!!!Alien:Iwantyourdaughtertobemygirlfriend.Ifyoupromiseme,Iwillletyougo.Farmer:Areyoukidding?HowcouldIallowmydaughtertomarryyou,amonster?!(Thealienbecameevenangrierandheintendedtokillthefarmer.Thefarmerwasfrightenedandhecameupwithagoodidea)Farmer:Hey,hey...calmyourselfdownfirstly.MaybeIcanhelpyoufindagirlfriend,if..ifyouletmego.Alien:Really?Areyousureyouaren’tplayingatrickonme?Farmer:Really?HowcanIcheatyou?Alien:Allright.Ibelieveyouthistime.Tellmewhereyourhomeis.Farmer:Myhouseisonthetopofthehill.Alien:Okay,Iwillgotoyourhome.You’dbetterkeepyourpromise.Farmer:Okay,okay,okay(nodhishead)Thenthealienletthefarmergo.Thefarmerranaway.Scence2(Thefarmerwentbackhomesurprisedly.Whenheenteredthehouse,hisdaughtergavehimabighughappily)Daughter:Dad,youcamebackhome.Iwanttoplaychesswithyouafterdinner.(Farmerhuggedhisdaughterandgaveherakiss.)Farmer:Hey!Playingchesssoundsgreat!Doyouknowthatwhathappenedtoday,mylittlegirl?Daughter:Em.Whathappened?Idon’tknow,butdadyoulooksoexcited.Haha.(Atthattime,thefarmer’swifecameoutfromthekitchenwithtwobowlsinherhands.)Mom:Hey,mydear.Comehereandhavedinner.Youmustbeveryhungryafterawholeday’shardwork.(Momsmiledandsatdownatthetable)(Farmerwenttothetableandsatdown)Farmer:(excitedly)Isawanalientoday.Atruealien!Andheaskedmetohelphimfindagirlfriendforhim.Mom:(suspectedly)Areyoujoking?Analien?Girlfrind?Daughter:Dad!Dad!Isittrue?Yousawatruealien.Em,what’sthealienlooklike?Doesitlooklikearabbitorabird?(Farmershakedhishead)Farmer:No,no.Itlookslikeaperson,butithastwopeakedearsandalongtail.Daughter:Oh,really?Itseemsinteresting.Mom:Idon’tthinkitistrue.Maybethere’renoaliensintheworld.Ithinkthatyoumusthavebeenseensomethingwrong.Farmer:Whydon’tyoutrustme?WhatIsaidisreallytrue.Iamnotkiddingortellingalie.Mom:Iwon’tbelieveyourwordsunlessIseethealien.(Daughteropenedherbigeyes)Daughter:(surprisedly)Idesiretoseeifwhatdadsaidistrue.(Theycontinuedeatingthedinner)Scene3Kitchen,thesecondmorning,afterbreakfastDaughter(rushingtowardsmother):Mom!Iwanttoaskyousomequestions!Mom(washingdishes):OK,sweetheart,whatdoyouwanttoknow?Daughter:Mom,aliensdon’treallyexist,dothey？Mom(Shakingherhead):Ofcoursenot,honey.Youshouldn’tbelieveyourfather.Hemusthavebeendrunkyesterday.Ihavetoldhimdonotdrinktoomuch,butheneverlistenstome.Daughter:Um…butmyfriendMikesaysthathehasseenaliensandUFOs.It’ssocool!Ibelievethatalienstrulyexist.Mom,IfIsaythataliensreallyexist,whatdoyouthinktheylooklike?Mom:Oh,honey,don’tbelievehim.Buttobehonest,whenIwasachild,Ithoughtthattheymayhavehadeggs-shapedeyesandgreenandcrinklyskin…Anyway,theymustbeugly.Daughter(interrupted):Oh,no!Mom,Ithinkthattheymaybehandsomewithbeautifulblueskin.Besides,theymustbeverytalland…havetails!It’scute,ha…And,doyouthinkwecanmakefriendswiththem?Willtheybeatus?Mom:Maybewhatyousayisright,andtheymaybehandsomeandfriendly.SoIthinkwecanmakefriendswiththem.Daughter:That’sgood!Anddotheyhavemothers,fathers,sonsordaughters?Mom:Ofcourse,everycreatureneedsafamily!Daughter:So,Icanplaywiththeirdaughtersandyoucanteachthealienmothertheearthfood.Mom（smiling）:Yes,Ican.YouknowthatI’mgoodatcooking！Daughter:Andwhatdoyouthinkabouttheirplanet?Isthereanywater,treeoranimals?Mom:Ithinkwaterisnecessary.Andtheymayeatplants.Daughter:Sotheirplanetmaybegreen.Wow!Itmustbeextremelybeautiful!Mom,howwonderfuliffatherreallymetanalien！Iwanttogototheirplanet.I’dliketomarryhimifheishandsomeenoughandgototheirplanet!Whoop!Daughter:And…Mom(redface):Ohmygod,areyoukidding?Pleasedon’tbesosilly,Sweetmelon!Remember,It’squiteimpossible！let’sstopnow,Ithinkit’stimeforyoutodoyourhomework!Go,rightnow!Scene4(Cathyputtheplatesinthecupboard,farmerwasgoingtogoout,andhisdaughterfollowedherfather)Mom:Whereareyougoing?（lookedattheclock）It’