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精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜英语笑话带翻译短一些的篇一:超简短的5个英文笑话超简短的5个英文笑话1.Teacher:whoeveranswersmynextquestion,cangohome.老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。Oneboythrowshisbagoutthewindow.一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。Teacher:whojustthrewthat?!老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?Boy:Me!I’mgoinghomenow.男孩:我!我现在要回家了。2.Whatdogcanjumphigherthanabuilding?什么狗比大楼跳的还高?Anydog,buildingscan'tjump!任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。3.Whathasahead,atail,andnobody?什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?Acoin!硬币。精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜4.Whathasoneeyebutcannotsee?什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?Aneedle.针。5.Wife:Howwouldyoudescribeme?妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?Husband:ABCDEFGHIJK.丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife:Whatdoesthatmean?妻子:那是什么意思?Husband:Adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,gorgeous,andhot.丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。Wife:Aw,thankyou,butwhataboutIJK?妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?Husband:I'mjustkidding!丈夫:开个玩笑!篇二:短篇英语笑话10则带翻译短篇英语笑话10则带翻译精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜①Goldfish金鱼Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom。Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyouwanttotakeabath?Stan:Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!===================================================================斯丹:我赢了92条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!②TheRevenge欺骗的代价OldFarmerJohnsonwasdying.Thefamilywasstandingaroundhisbed.Withalowvoicehesaidtohiswife:WhenI'mdeadIwantyoutomarryfarmerJones.Wife:No,Ican'tmarryanyoneafteryou.Johnson:ButIwantyouto.Wife:Butwhy?Johnson:Jonesoncecheatedmeinahorsedeal!=====================================================精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜==============老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人。”约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做。”妻子:“为什么?”约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。”③IthinkthatI'machicken我想我是一只鸡Psychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'machicken.Psychiatrist:Howlonghasthisbeengoingon?Patient:EversinceIwasanegg!===================================================================精神病医师:你哪里不舒服?病人:我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的?病人:从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。④HowdoIgetthegumout我怎么把口香糖取出来Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.HowdoIgetthegumoutfrommyears?精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜===================================================================当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候,她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。飞机着陆后,一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前,说道:“我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”⑤WhereAmI我在哪儿AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer,Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?Yes,thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,youareinyourcar,sir.=================================================================一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民:“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?”“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他,然后说道:“你现在在你的车子里,先生。”⑥Whydoyouneverphoneme?你为什么不给我打电话?MrsHarrislivesinasmallvillage.Herhusbandisdead,butshehasoneson.Heistwenty-oneandhisnameisGeoff.精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜Heworkedintheshopinthevillageandlivedwithhismother,butthenhegotworkinatownandwentantlivedthere.ItsnamewasGreensea.Itwasquitealongwayfromhismother'svillage,andshewasnothappyaboutthis,butGeoffsaid,Thereisn'tanygoodworkformeinthecountry,Mother,andIcangetalotofmoneyinGreenseaandsendyousomeeveryweek.MrsHarriswasveryangrylastSunday.Shegotinatrainandwenttoherson'shouseinGreensea.Thenshesaidtohim,Geoff,whydoyouneverphoneme?Geofflaughed.But,Mother,hesaid,youhaven'tgotaphone.No,sheanswered,Ihaven't,butYOU'VEgotone!======================================================================我会告诉你这篇没有中文翻译吗。。。⑦TheSameActionYieldstheSameResult相同的投资相同的结果Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontotheplane.Butthepilotsaid,This精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜planewon'tbeabletotakemorethanonewildbuffalo.You'llhavetoleavetheothersbehind.Thenthehuntersprotested,saying,Butlastyear,anotherpilotwiththesameairplaneletustaketwobuffalosandsomeotheranimalsintheplaneaswell.Sothenewpilotthoughtaboutit.Hewasalittlebitskeptical,butfinallyhesaid,OK,sinceyoudiditlastyear,Iguessthisyearwecandoitagain.Thenheloadedthetwobuffalosandafewotheranimalsin,andtheplanetookoff.Fiveminuteslater,itcrashedinaneighboringarea.Thethreemenclimbedoutandlookedaround,andonehuntersaidtotheother,Wheredoyouthinkwearenow?Thesecondonesurveyedtheareaandsaid,Ithinkwe'reaboutonemiletotheleftoftheplacewecrashedlastyear.======================================================================有两个猎人包机前往一座森林,到了以后,他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。两周后,他们射了许多动物,而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架小飞机,可是飞行员说:“这架飞机除了一头野牛外,没办法再多载了。你们必须把其他的猎物都留下。”精编WORD文档下载可编缉打印下载文档,远离加班熬夜猎人说:“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的飞机,就让我们带两只水牛,还有一些其他的动物上机!”因为他们这样抗议,所以那个新飞行员想了一想后,尽管还是有点存疑,最后还是妥协说:“好吧!如果去年可以做到,今年应该也可以。”所以他装了两头水牛和一些其他的动物。结果飞机起飞五分钟后,就坠落在邻近的地方。这3个人从飞机爬出来看了看四周,其中一个猎人对另一个说:“你认为我们现在在哪儿?”那个人瞧了一下,说:“我想大概距离去年坠机的地方西边一英哩远!”⑧Chiefisatthewedding长官在婚礼上Apolicestoppedamotoristwhowasspeedingonthestreet.Butofficer,themansaid,Icanexplain.Justbequiet,snappedtheofficer.I'mgoingtoputyouinjailuntilt
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