惊天魔盗团-Now-You-See-Me-中英台词对白

惊天魔盗团NowYouSeeMe中英台词对白靠近点Comeinclose.再近点Closer.当觉得自己看到的越多Becausethemoreyouthinkyousee,你就越容易受骗theeasierit'llbetofoolyou.眼见真的为实吗Becausewhatisseeing?你的眼睛在看You'relooking,但其实你是在过滤在理解butwhatyou'rereallydoingisfiltering,interpreting,在寻找其中的意义searchingformeaning.我的工作Myjob?就是用你给我最好的礼物你的注意力Totakethatmostpreciousofgiftsyougiveme,yourattention,来给你制造假象anduseitagainstyou.芝加哥星期一我现在要开始翻牌了I'mgoingtoflipthroughthisdeck.我要你看清楚一张牌AndIwantyoutoseeonecard.不是这张这张太明显Notthisone.That'stooobvious.集中好注意力Paycloseattention.太快了我再来一次Thatwastoofast.I'lldoitagain.准备好了吗Areyouready?来了Okay.-看清一张了吗-是的-Nowdidyouseeone?-Yes.-记得是哪一张吗-是的-Doyouhaveoneinmind?-Yes.这其中有那张牌吗Now,doyouseeyourcardhere?没有No.因为你看得太仔细That'sbecauseyou'relookingtooclosely.我一整晚都怎么跟你们说的AndwhathaveIbeentellingyouallnight?看得越仔细Thecloseryoulook,看到的越少Thelessyousee.新奥尔良星期二看着我的眼睛Nowlookintomyeyes.沉睡吧好了Andsleep.Okay.然后And…你要能把这钞票从我手上拿走就归你了Ifyoucangetthisbillfromme,youcanhaveit.来吧拿去过来拿Goahead.Takeit.Getit.或者说出你自己的名字也行Ifyoucansayyourname,youcanhaveit.你先站那儿缓一缓Allright,justhangoutthere,wriggleasec.我要偷窥一下你老公的脑子I'mgonnatakealittlepeekunderthehoodofyourhubby'sbrain.不不不Oh,no,no,no.我看到了…I'mpicturing…-别告诉我-当然-Don'ttellme.-Ofcourse.沙滩鸡尾酒Beach.Cocktails.佛罗里达吗Florida?听着那次是因公出差Look,itwasabusinesstrip.某种意义上的公事Imean,itisakindofbusiness.也许是最陈年的往事Maybetheoldestbusiness.那个亲爱的我们Youknowwhat,HoneyBee,let's…她动不了麦克Shecan'tmove,Mack.你在想一个女人的名字You'rethinkingofawoman'sname.ABCA,B,C,DEFGD,EF,G,HIJH,I,J…J吗金简詹尼特J?Jean.Jane.Janet.谁是詹尼特Who'sJanet?你认识詹尼特吗YouknowJanet?不是你的闺蜜吧是吗It'snotyourbestfriend,isit?-你的妹妹-不别这样-Yoursister?-No,please.她的妹妹我的天啊Hersister?Oh,myGod.你不是因公出差Youweren'tawayonbusiness.-你是因詹尼特出差-不-YouwereawayonJanet.-No.你老婆的妹妹Yourwife'ssister!我们得挪过来一点Okay,weneedtomoveoverhere,因为她现在看上去有点恼火becauseitseemslikeshe'salittlebitupsetrightnow.你想让这一切都过去吗Youwantthistogoaway?-是的-好拿出你的钱包-Yes.-Okay,pulloutyourwallet.来吧拿出来Comeon,getitout.你就是这么讹人的吗Doyoushakedowneverybodylikethis?不只对小部分特殊人士管用No,onlythespecialfew.这是多少200块怎么样Whatisthis?Twohundredseemfair?这事够大条的那就250块吧Youknowwhat?Thisisabigdeal.Let'sgo$250.你是个抢劫艺人You'reastick-upartist.是的当然了Yeah.Ofcourse.好了睡吧Okay,andsleep!当我再打响指时Now,whenIsnapmyfingers,你会忘记这一切youwon'trememberanyofthis.而你华伦·贝蒂Andyou,WarrenBeatty,以后每次你见到甚至想到詹尼特everytimeyouseeoreventhinkofJanet,脑中都会浮现出我裸体的样子you'regonnapicturemenaked.那可没什么好看Andthat'snotaprettysight.好吧Yeah.现在你醒了And…You'rewideawake!我们尽力了Well,wedidthebestwecould,但有些人就是没办法被催眠butsomepeoplejustaren'ttobehypnotized.-我做错了吗-来吧亲爱的-Ididitwrong?-Comeon,HoneyBee.没有你做得很好Oh,no,youdiditfine.我请你吃晚饭吧Letmebuyyoudinner.照顾好她Lookafterher.不过得先找台取款机取点钱JusthavetohitanATMfirst.纽约星期三女士们先生们我是下一任大魔术师Ladiesandgentlemen,Iamthenextgreatmagician,识破我魔术的人将得到100块奖励andIwillgive$100toanyonewhocantellmehowthistrickisdone.这是一把的普通勺子IhaveanordinaryspoonfromMel'sDeli,就从布鲁克林的梅尔斯德里餐厅拿来的righthereinBrooklyn.看看Checkitout.现在请大家集中注意力Now,everyonepleasepayvery,verycloseattention.我要用意念来弯曲这把勺子BecauseI'mabouttobendthisspoonwithmymind.谢谢谢谢传下去吧Thankyou.Thankyou.Passthataround.-这是什么-你在干什么-What'sthis?-Whatareyoudoing,man?快看这有把勺子和一根勺柄Lookatthis!Lookslikewegotaspoonandastem.我还会别的魔术I'vegotothertricks.先把那100块给我Oryoucouldgivememy100bucks.你说了你会给的Yousaidyouwould.钱包不错嘛Nicewallet.好眼力先生Youhaveaverygoodeye,sir.谢谢Thanks.我的钱包Wallet.我的钱包我的手表Mywallet.Mywatch!拦住那家伙Stopthatguy!拦住那个穿皮夹克的人Stopthatguyintheleatherjacket!他拿了我的钱包He'sgotmywallet!洛杉矶星期四洛杉矶Okay,LosAngeles,准备好欣赏压轴大戏了吗arewereadytoendthisthing?没错Yeah!当那计时器归零Whenthattimerhitszero,这装满食人鱼的箱子atankfullofflesh-eatingpiranhas将会落下willfallfromabove.我得被铐住对吗女孩们Aladyhastohavehandcuffs.Right,girls?一二三One,two,three!救命快停下Help!Stopit!她是真出不来了She'sserious!Shecan'tgetout!去找人帮忙Gogetsomehelp!来帮忙啊伙计Help,dude!都站一边去让开让开Getoutoftheway!Move!Move!得了吧动动脑子Comeon!Thisisbullshit!设计这魔术的人就是个变态Whoeverthoughtofthisisasicksadist!我是你最忠实的粉丝Iamyourbiggestfan.看得出来亲我都跟刨地似的Icouldtellbythewayyou'reattackingmyfacerightnow.关上门这公寓真差劲Closethedoor.Badapartmentbuilding.-魔术师过来-好的-Magician,comehere.-Okay.-等等-怎么了-Wait,wait.-What?What?你是怎么做到的Howdidyoudothat…大楼上的方片七吗Thesevenofdiamondsonthesideofthetower?-是的-那是业内机密-Yes.-That'satradesecret.我给你个提示我贿赂了大楼的电工I'llgiveyouahint.Itinvolvedbribingthetowerelectrician.多少钱Howmuch?50块50bucks.-但是那真难-谢谢你-Butit'ssohard.-Oh,thankyou.那张牌只能是方片七吗Isitalwaysaseven?我可以用52种方式来变那个魔术Icoulddothattrick52differentways.你能在我身上变52种魔术吗Canyoudo52differenttricksonme?我会尽力的I'llseewhatIcando.魔术师Magicman!我喜欢你的洗发水味Iloveyourshampoo.-等等-怎么了-Holdup.-What?你先走吧Youneedtoleave.开什么玩笑Areyoukiddingme?天啊丢死人了Oh,myGod,thisissoembarrassing.原来你是这种人Isthiswhatyoudo?用下三滥的把戏欺骗良家妇女吗Somekindofsicktrickyoudotowomen?3月29号下午4点44分东伊凡街45号纽约“东伊凡街45号”“45EastEvanStreet.”别担心我会打给你的Don'tworryaboutit.I'llcallyou.你都没有我的号码Youdon'thavemynumber.我是魔术师我会弄到的晚安I'mmagic.I'llfindit.Haveagoodnight.你就是个混蛋Youaresuchanasshole.3月29号下午4点44分东伊凡街45号纽约3月29号下午4点44分东伊凡街45号纽约3月29号下午4点44分东伊凡街45号纽约亨利Henley.丹尼你好Danny?Hey.你也收到了一张卡对吧Yougotacard,huh?不不挺好的恭喜你No,no,no,it'sgoodforyou.Congratulations.我打算这么做Allright,sohere'swhatI'mgonnado,我要进去探探路I'mgonnagoinside.I'mgonnascopetheplaceout.你在外面等着我会回来接你的Youwaitouthere.Iwillcomebackandgetyou,okay?别进来Donotcomein.丹尼我已经不是你的助手了Hey,Danny!I'mno