YongSheldon-S01E01-中英文

Young.Sheldon.S01E01=第1页共11页=I'vealwayslovedtrains.我从小喜欢火车Infact,事实上ifmycareerintheoreticalphysicshadn'tworkedout,如果我理论物理学的工作没成mybackupplan我的后备计划wastobecomeaprofessionaltickettaker.是打算当一个职业检票员Orhobo.或者是流浪汉AndwhenIfiguredoutthattrainsallowedme而当我发现火车能让我toproveNewton'sfirstlaw--证明牛顿第一定律...anobjectinmotionstaysinmotion任何物体都要保持withthesamespeedandinthesamedirection匀速直线运动或静止状态unlessacteduponbyanunbalancedforce--直到外力迫使它改变运动状态为止IfeltlikeNeilArmstrongonthemoon,我感到了尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登月时aloneandhappy.那孤独又快乐的感觉Shelly,dinner'sready!谢利晚饭做好了Idon'tcarehowdimwittedyouare.我不管你有多笨Scientificprincipleshavetomakeyousmile.但科学原理肯定能让你笑开怀Ofcourse,nobodyIknewinEastTexas当然我1989年在德州东部in1989caredaboutNewtonianphysics.所认识的人中没人在乎牛顿物理学TheonlyNewtonstheycaredabout他们唯一在意的牛顿wereWayneandFig.是艺人维恩·牛顿与牛顿饼干Sheldon,ifyoudon'tgetinhere,谢尔顿你再不来I'mgonnalickyourtoothbrush!Coming!-我就去舔你的牙刷-马上来That'smysister.那是我姐姐Andshe'sdoneitbefore.而她真的做过这事了Whatthehellwereyoudoingoutthere?你窝在房里搞什么鬼呢George,language.乔治说话文明点Whatlanguage?So?我哪里不文明了所以呢Iwasexploringdimensionalkinematics.我在研究维运动学Admitit--he'sadopted.承认吧他是领养的HowcanIbeadoptedwhenIhaveatwinsister?我有个双胞胎姐姐怎么可能是被领养的Think,monkey,think.用脑啊猴哥用脑That'senough.够了Noone'sadopted.没人是被领养的IwishIwas.真希望我是Thatcanstillbearranged.我还能让别人领养你Now,let'spray.来祷告吧Amoment,please.稍等一下-Leavehimbe.-Hecanholdhandswithhisfamily.-随他去-他为什么不能跟家人握手Itwon'tkillhim.握一下又不会死Wedon'tknowthat.这可难说Georgie,didyouwashyourhandsbeforedinner?乔治你吃晚饭前洗手了吗Oreventhisweek?或者说你这周有洗手过吗Noneofyourbusiness.关你屁事啊Young.Sheldon.S01E01=第2页共11页=Hencethemittens.所以我戴手套Thankyou,God,forthisfoodwe'reabouttoreceive感谢主赐予我们桌上的食物andforthenourishmentofourbodies,为我们的身体提供营养andblessthehandsthatpreparedit.也保佑准备这餐点的人Amen.阿门Howcomeweain'tgotnotatertots?为啥没有炸薯球Imadetatertotslastnight.我昨晚做过炸薯球了I'dtaketatertotsovermashedpotatersanyday.我啥时候都会选炸薯球而不选薯泥JusteatwhatImadeyou.我做啥你吃啥Canweatleasthavetatertotstomorrow?我们明天能吃炸薯球吗Itwasfamilydinnerslikethis因为这样的家庭晚餐thatledmetoadoptamid-Atlanticaccent.让我学会了大西洋中部口音NobelPrizewinners...诺贝尔奖得主oughtnotbeorderin'tatertots.吃啥炸薯球啊EverybodyexcitedtostartschoolMonday?有人期待周一开学吗Iam.我Iguessso.大概吧Georgie?乔治呢Freshmanyear,that'sabigdeal.上高一这可是件大事HowcanIbeexcitedwhenhe'sgonnabe当我想到他要跟我读同一年级inthesamegradeasme?我就兴奋不起来Don'tworry,Georgie,I'mnotplanning别担心乔治我没打算onbeingintheninthgradeforverylong.要在高一读太久AllIknowishe'snotinthesamegradeasmeanymore,反正他不再跟我读同一年级andI'mthrilled.我可高兴坏了Goodluckwithyourfingerpainting.祝你上课玩手指画玩得开心You'regonnagetyourasskickedinhighschool.你在高中绝对会被人虐得屁滚尿流Hey,language.注意用词I'mnotgoingtobeassaulted.我才不会被揍Highschoolisahavenforhigherlearning.高中可是高等教育的殿堂Oh,dearGod.我的神啊SpeakingofGod,who'sgoingtochurchwithmetomorrow?说到神谁明天要跟我去教堂Ican't.我去不了I'mmeetingwiththeothercoaches.我要跟其他教练见面Youcan'tmeetafterchurch?不能去完教堂后再见面吗No,Mary,Ican'tmeetafterchurch.不行玛丽不能等去完教堂再见Georgie?乔治呢Igottostudymyplaybook.我得去学习战术手册I'llgowithyou,Mom.我陪你去吧妈妈Whyareyougoing?你为什么去Youdon'tbelieveinGod.你都不信上帝No,butIbelieveinMom.不啊但是我信妈妈Young.Sheldon.S01E01=第3页共11页=I'lltakeit.Missy?总比不去好米希Can't,Heatheraskedmeto...去不了希瑟找我去...-You'regoin'.-Sonofabitch.-你得去-操他妈的Missy...米希Don'tyouthrowsomethingatthedinnertable.不许在餐桌上扔东西GeorgeJr.小乔治JaneGoodallhadtogotoAfricatostudyapes.生物学家珍·古德研究人猿得去非洲Ijusthadtogotodinner.我在家吃晚饭就行Neveratthedinnertable!不许在餐桌上丢东西Youknockthatoff,George!快停手乔治D-Donotretaliate!不许还手♪Onward,Christiansoldiers♪♪前进吧基督教的士兵♪♪Marchingastowar♪♪向战场前进♪♪WiththecrossofJesus♪♪带着耶稣的十字♪♪Goingonbefore.♪♪向前进♪InMatthewnine,versefour,Jesussaid,在《马太福音》第九章第四节耶稣说Whywouldyouentertainevilthoughtsinyourhearts?你们为什么心里怀着恶念呢Doyouhaveevilthoughts?你的心里有恶念吗Ijustdon'tthinkthispartappliestome.我只是觉得这一段我用不上That'sfine.Bequietandlisten.没关系安静听讲就行了I'monlynineyearsold.我才九岁Mostevildoesn'tstarttillpuberty.大多数恶念要等青春期才产生Hello.您好Doyouhaveevilthoughts?你有恶念吗I'mhavingonerightnow.现在就有一个Really?Whatisit?真的吗是什么Whenwegethome,I'mgonnakickyourlittleballs.等我们回到家我要踢你的蛋蛋Youcan't.Theyhaven'tdescendedyet.你踢不了它们还没垂入阴囊-Mom?-What?-妈-怎么WhenshouldIbeexpectingmytesticles?我什么时候可以人熟蛋落呢Whatiswrongwithhim?这孩子有什么毛病Nothin'iswrongwithhim.他才没有毛病Now,turnaroundbeforeIknockyourlightsout.转回去不然小心我揍飞你的狗眼...thinkcontinuallyonthesethings.不停地想这些东西Agoodthoughtleadstoagoodthing.善念能导致好事发生Youfeelitinyourbody.Youfeelitinyour...你能在体内感到你能在...MymomwasmyChristiansoldier.我的妈妈就是我的基督教士兵Andfortherecord,theydescendedwhenIwas15.声明一下我的蛋蛋在我15岁时落下了{\an8}正常应该在出生至一岁前从腹腔落入阴囊Shelly,it'syourlastdayofsummer.谢利这是你暑假最后一天了Gooutandenjoyit.快出去玩儿吧ButIhavetolearnthestudenthandbook.但我得先学习学生手册啊Ooh,didyouknowextremehairstyles,你知道特殊发型Young.Sheldon.S01E01=第4页共11页=goateesandmustachesarenotallowed?山羊胡与小胡子都是不允许的吗Ididn't.我不知道Ipersonallyfindthatveryreassuring.这规定让我个人感到安心许多Lookwhatabeautifuldayitis.看看这多么风光明媚的一天Goplay.去玩吧GOplay?ifonlylifewerethatsimple.去玩人生有这么简单就好了There,Iplayed.好我玩了Hey,Sheldon!谢尔顿Hello,BillySparks.你好啊比利·斯巴克斯Hello,MatildaSparks.你好玛蒂尔达·斯巴克斯Iheardyou'regoingtohighschooltomorrow.我听说你明天要去上高中啦Iam.是啊You'regoingtohavetofindsomeoneelse你得找一个新的totormentontheplayground.在游乐场折磨的人了Torment?折磨是什么意思Itmeanstomaliciouslyharass.就是恶意骚扰Herass骚鸟That'sfunny.真好笑Well,thiswasnice.跟你聊天挺愉快Hey,doofus!二傻子Mom!妈-Goodgirl.-Mom!-乖女孩妈WhatamIsupposedtodo?Hisfee