英语脑筋急转弯及绕口令-TWISTER

TONGUETWISTERSFirst,Let’slistenaclassicalChinesetwister:Fertilizerswillbevolatile(化肥会挥发）1、初入江湖：化肥会挥发2、小有名气：黑化肥发灰，灰化肥发黑3、名动一方：黑化肥发灰会挥发；灰化肥挥发会发黑4、天下闻名：黑化肥挥发发灰会花飞；灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花5、一代宗师：黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞；灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花•1.Nevertroubletroubletilltroubletroublesyou。•麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。•2.Ithinkthatthatthatthatthatstudentwroteontheblackboardwaswrong。我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。（第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。）3.WasitabarorabatIsaw?（这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”）4.Heneversawasawsawasaw。他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。5.Canyouimagineanimaginarymenageriemanagerimaginingmanaginganimaginarymenagerie?你可以想象一个虚构的野生动物园经理幻想自己管理一个虚构的野生动物园吗MINDTWISTERS1、运用同音词（homonyms）:Whoisclosertoyou，yourmomoryourdad?(爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）WhyareyoungmenunwillingtodatethedaughteroftheFortunes?(年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）MissFortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）运用双关语（puns）：1.Whyisanemptymatchbox（空火柴盒）thebestthingtohaveintheworld?—Becauseitismatchless.“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；2.Whydoestimefly?—Becausemanypeoplearetryingtokillit.（killtime消磨时间）3.Whatkindofwatershouldpeopledrinkinordertobehealthy?—Drinkwellwater.(井水，健康的)1.Whichrunsfaster，heatorcold?—Heat，becauseyoucancatchacold.2.Whatwordispronouncedwrong，evenbythebestofscholars?—Theword“wrong”.3.WhyistheletterEsoimportant?—Becauseitisthebeginningofeverything4.What‘sthelongestwordintheworld?——Smiles.Becausethere‘samilebetweentheletter’s‘.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。5.Howcanyoumakearopeshorterwithoutcuttingorwindingit?——Takealongerropeandcomparewithit!6.What'sthepoorestbankintheworld?—Theriverbank.7.Willliarsbehonestaftertheydie?—No,theywon’t.Theyliestillaftertheydie.（Liestill躺着不动，依旧撒谎）8.Whatanimalcanjumpashighasatree?—Allanimals,fortreescan'tjump!9.WheredidtheeggfloatingdowntheMississippiRivercomefrom?—Fromahen!