超级搞笑灰姑娘英语剧本

序幕准备好3个座椅供继母和两个女儿。中间座椅前准备好洗衣盆和脏衣服。左边座椅上准备好碗勺。右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。(背景音乐：1)旁白:Longago,therelivedagirl.Thepoorgirlhadtoworkdayandnight.Shemustsleepinthekitchen.Shewearieddirtyclothes.AllofthemcalledhercindersforCinderella.Hermotherhaddiedandherfather(旁白停顿，父亲出场并向观众致意，飞吻等)hehadmarriedagain,buthewashappyallthetime,Hisnewwife(旁白停顿，继母出场并向观众致意，摆酷，扭动前行等)sexy,butcruel’;hehadtwodaughters(旁白停顿，两个姐姐出场并向观众致意等).Theyareasbadastheirmother.父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。（摆酷，显示自己在家庭中的地位极高）继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行，即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶，待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿，进一步显示其家庭地位低。两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活（不情愿的，动作笨拙）。旁白：However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday.(换背景音乐2)Sheissostrong,andsmart.Especiallysheisgoodatsport.Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺)剧务给灰姑娘传球。Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒（对手，被击打后退）)Thisisher----Cinderella灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish?旁白:(结巴)O…Ok,con…continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis-----（此时音乐关掉，无背景音乐）继母(怒):Hey!You!,washclothes!灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,MomIdoitrightnow.一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,washdishes.Quickly,Quickly,灰姑娘匆忙跑来：yes,ok!此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,myfinger!Idon’tdothisanymore.!Youdoit!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘)灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,Iamverytiredeveryday!MaybeIamthepoorestgirlintheworld.Momlovesthatdogthanme.(举牌的同时父亲退场)第一幕布置三把椅子灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀，一姐在写作业，二姐做针线。侍卫敲门送传单侍卫：Goodafternoon,thisisthenotice,hereyouare.二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Goodnews.继母:what’sit?二姐（兴奋的）:TheKingisgoingtohaveaparty.ThePrincewilllookforawife.一姐(托腮):Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.二姐(凭空跳舞):No,Notyou.Ihavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen.(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻传单)继母:Stop!Bothofyou!（继母站起上前分开争吵的两个女儿）Makeupyourselfnow!Wedon’thaveenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Cometohelpyoursisters!灰姑娘:OK,Iwill.But,mom,mom,CanIgowithyou------(三人敛神，诧异互视,哈哈耻笑灰姑娘)继母：you!(注意重语气)Lookatyourself,sodirtyandsougly!Goaway!（推倒灰姑娘，灰姑娘不情愿地跑向拖把处继续干家务）一姐（发愁的，偷瞄灰姑娘,哭）:Oh,myGod!IforgotKathy’shomework.Shegaveusalotofhomework.Ican’tfinishwhatshouldIdo?二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,exerciseA,exerciseB------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappiness!灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight!继母：mydaughters,areyouready?一姐/二姐:ok,Let’sgo!（背景音乐3）(三人离开，灰姑娘望着院里的背影双手捂脸哭泣)灰姑娘:Dearmyfriends,Iwanttogo,whatshallIdo?第二幕（继续播放背景音乐3）洗衣盆，打扫卫生工具。准备好魔盒。灰姑娘在洗衣服，打扫卫生。(仙女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)旁白:Oh,哈里波特!(仙女撞到灰姑娘)（此时关掉背景音乐3。）灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou?仙女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitch.Icangiveyouallthethingsyouwish.灰姑娘:Really?DoyouknowKing’sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服)仙女(大笑):Don’tworry.Itiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shoes,car-----衣服出现时用手帕变魔术，变衣服出来，需要准备好魔盒。灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoes!仙女:Putiton,andgo!灰姑娘准备穿好裙子。第三幕(改动较多，请仔细阅读)国王就座准备好水晶鞋提前放于场内（当各演员到位后就播放背景音乐4）((富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,(严肃)但是士兵在跳disco国王(严肃):quietly!（背景音乐停止）侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince.(大家鼓掌,欢呼)王子出场，侍卫恭请。国王：TodayIwillchooseabeautiful,slim,humorousgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),strong,tall,andbrave!侍卫(击杖):Welcometheladies!众女士（包括两姐及无角色人员）:Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)（播放背景音乐5）(两姐妹分别邀请王子跳舞，两姐妹：MayIaskyouforadance?王子和她们两个分别跳了，但是跳一遍吐一次)(播放背景音乐6，灰姑娘上场)(兴奋的旋转着，环顾四周):wowbeautiful!Amazing!Wonderful!王子从人缝中看见灰姑娘,一边说着一边奋力冲向灰姑娘：howbeautifulagirl,mydreaminggirl.灰姑娘与王子两人四目凝视，（全场肃静，此时关掉背景音乐6）灰姑娘既害羞又激动状。王子真诚邀请灰姑娘跳舞：wouldyouliketodancewithme,beautifulgirl?灰姑娘:itismypleasure.二人翩翩起舞….国王表情由吃惊转为惊喜，大笑一声同时高喊，music,go!（（播放背景音乐7-西班牙斗牛士》）(王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起（电话由仙女打来），一直响到王子与灰姑娘摆完造型后。停止音乐7)王子:Who’sphone?灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机接电话)ThisisCinderellaspeaking!仙女:It’s12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’llchangeback!(开始敲钟)灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑掉了一只鞋)王子(捡起鞋,追):Wait!Wait!Yourname,yourphonenumber!王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther!第四幕准备好三个座椅继母怀抱宠物狗就座。灰姑娘换回衣服继续打扫卫生,两个姐姐在默声打扑克。音乐：（播放背景音乐8，不要太大声）旁白:Sincetheparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,thePrincedecidedtolookforthemysteriousgirl.-（在说这段的同时，王子最好能表演一下悲伤，思念的情绪，比如说拿着灰姑娘拉下的鞋子叹气）Heissuedanotice,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!”(王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋)旁白:Later,thePrincecometoCinderella‘shome.（此时关掉背景音乐）士兵敲门(抬手敲门口中发出咚咚声)：isanybodyhere?一姐:（开门动作并模拟发出开门声）Oh,here,mygod!ThePrinceiscoming,heissohandsome!Heissocool!士兵们进门(拿着鞋):Pleasetrytheglassshoe.(两姐妹正抢):Oh,itismyshoe!------Oh,itismyshoe!(士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐):Youfirst!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)士兵:Stopdoingthat.Yourfootistoolong,youwillbreaktheshoe!二姐(得意):Isaid,itismyshoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)二姐:toosmall!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)(灰姑娘拿着鞋仔细端详)beautifulshoes继母朝灰姑娘(怒吼):Whyareyouhere?Backtokitchen!Washthedishes!灰姑娘：Yesmom.王子：Wait!Everygirlmusttry!You(王子指向灰姑娘),please.继母:Sheisverydirty!Itcouldn’tbehers!(灰姑娘默默轻松的穿上了鞋)王子(欢呼):Oh,itfitsyouverywell!Ifoundyou!(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起,抱着旋转起来退场)（此时播放背景音乐8.5）结束画面：灰姑娘的爸爸上场，对着镜头无奈地哭泣着：wait,wait!IamCinderella’sfather,whynotletmetakepartintheinterestingparty,55555(做捶胸嚎啕大哭状，最好坐地上蹬腿)灰姑娘和王子上场搀扶起父亲：dearmyfather,don’tgrieve,weloveyouforever!（父亲变为抽泣）旁白:ThePrincewashappytofindher,andonabrightsunnyday,heandCinderellaweremarried.Theylivedhappilyeverafter!（此时播放背景音乐9，但是声音不要盖过演员的说话）大家依次上场排好队（二排），准备谢幕！领队起头说：learningwithMETHOD大家一起：（声音洪亮，整齐清晰）LearningwithMETHODWewillbethebest!Ohyeah!