生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照110

第一季10集-Leonard：TheliquidmetalTerminatorwerecreatedinthefuturebySkynet,andSkynetwasdevelopedbyMilesDyson,butthatfuturenolongerexistsduetoDyson'sdeathinTerminator2.液态金属终结者是在未来由天网系统创造的(见终结者2)而天网系统是由MilesDyson设计的，可是在终结者2中Dyson死了所以未来不存在了。-Sheldon：Okay,thenriddlemethis:好的，这样跟你解释吧。AssumingallthegoodTerminatorswereoriginallyevilTerminatorscreatedbySkynetbutthenreprogrammedbythefutureJohnConnor.假设所有好的终结者一开始都是坏的，他们都是由天网系统制造的但被未来的JoneConner重新编程。WhywouldSkynet,anartificialcomputerintelligence,bothertocreateapetite,hot,17-year-oldkillerrobot那为什么天网系统这个人工智能计算机要去创造一个娇小火辣的17岁的杀人机器人-Leonard：SkynetiskinkyIdon'tknow...天网系统有怪癖我不知道...-Sheldon：Artificialintelligencesdonothaveteenfetishes.人工智能计算机才没有恋童癖。-Leonard：Allright.Wait!Theyuseitto...等等，他们用它来...-Sheldon：Toolate.Iwin.来不及了，我赢了。-Penny：Let'sgoouttonightIhavetogoouttonight...让我们今夜狂欢，今夜我一定要狂欢…-Leonard：Whatthehellisthat那是什么鬼叫声-Sheldon：Idon'tknow,butifcatscouldsing...They’dhateit,too.我不知道，但是...如果猫能唱歌...它们也会恨这歌音-Penny：Youwanttoprowl,bemynightowl...你伺机徘徊与我共度良宵...Hey,guys!Hi!Whereyougoing嘿伙计们!嗨!你们要去哪？-Leonard：WhatWejusthadtomailsomelettersand...throwawaysomechicken.什么我们去寄几封信然后...把一些...鸡肉扔了...-Penny：You'llneverguesswhatjusthappened.你们肯定猜不到发生了什么。-Leonard：Oh,Igiveup.我弃权。-Sheldon：Idon'tguess.Asascientist,Ireachconclusionsbasedonobservationandexperimentation...我不猜，作为一名科学家我只通过观察与实验得出结论。AlthoughasI'msayingthis,itoccurstomeyoumayhavebeenemployingarhetoricaldevicerenderingmyresponsemoot.虽然我这么说，我却觉得你可能一直都用的是设问句并不想听到这种答案。-Penny：Whatwasthat什么意思-Leonard：Believeitornot,personalgrowth.Whathappened也许你不信，那是自我成长。发生什么事了-Penny：Allright,rememberwhenIauditionedforthatworkshopproductionofRent,butIdidn'tgetitandIcouldn'tfigureoutwhy.好吧，记得我去音乐剧吉屋出租试镜么，但我没通过，不懂为什么。-Sheldon：Ihaveaconclusionbasedonanobservation.我有了一个基于观察的结论。-Leonard：No,youdon't.No,hedoesn't.你才没有呢。不他没有。-Penny：Well,thegirltheypickedtoplayMimi--shedroppedout,andtheyaskedmetoreplaceher.嗯他们选中去扮演Mimi的女孩放弃了，制作单位让我代替她。-Leonard：Congratulations.Whataluckybreak.恭喜你，真是柳暗花明啊。-Penny：It'snotthatbigadeal,justaone-nightshowcase,buttheyinvitealotofcastingpeopleandagents.So,youneverknow.没那么夸张就一晚上的表演，但是他们邀请了很多演员和经纪公司，所以，谁知道呢。-Sheldon：IthinkIknow.我想我知道。-Leonard：No,youdon’t.Hedoesn't.你不知道。他不知道。-Penny：It'sthisFridaynightat8:00.Youguyswanttocome是这个礼拜五晚上8点，你们愿意来看吗-Leonard：Because...uh...Fridayweareattendinga因为...呃...我们周五要去参加一个关于symposiumonmolecularpositronium.分子电子偶素的讨论会。-Sheldon：Ithinkthat'saweekfromTuesday,at6:00.我以为那是下周二6点。-Leonard：No,it'sthisFriday.At8:00.不，是这周五8点。-Penny：Oh,toobad.Well,Igottagettorehearsal.Seeyouguys.哦太不巧了，我得去排练了。回见。-Leonard：Seeya.拜拜。-Penny：Let'sgoouttonight...今夜让我们狂欢...-Sheldon：YoujustlietoPenny.你刚刚对Penny说谎。-Leonard：Yes,Idid.是的，我说谎了。-Sheldon：Andyoudiditsocasually--norapidbreathing,noincreaseinperspiration...你表显得那么随意--脸不红心不跳的...-Leonard：So所以呢-Sheldon：So,lackofaphysiologicalresponsewhilelyingischaracteristicofaviolentsociopath.撒谎时缺少应有的生理反应是暴力反社会分子的特征。-Leonard：Sheldon,areyouworriedaboutyoursafetySheldon你在担心自己的安全吗-Sheldon：No,Iimagineifyouweregoingtokillme,you'dhavedoneitalongtimeago.不，我想你要想杀我的话早就动手了。-Leonard：That'sverytrue.那倒是实话。-Leonard：What怎么了-Sheldon：Ineedtospeaktoyou.我需要和你谈谈。-Leonard：It's2:00inthemorning!现在是凌晨2:00!-Sheldon：It'simportant.这很重要。-Leonard：Ihighlydoubtthat.Goaway.我高度怀疑。走吧。Areyoustilloutthere你是不是还在-Sheldon：Yes.是的。-Leonard：What到底什么事-Sheldon：You'reright;itcanwaituntilmorning.你说得对，可以明天再说。-Leonard：What,what,what,what,what什什什什什么事-Sheldon：Nevermind.IclearlywokeyouupinthemiddleofaREMcycle.You'reinnostateofmindtotalk.没什么。显然我把你从在深度睡眠中叫醒了，你没心情和我谈话了。-Leonard：Sheldon,whatisitSheldon到底是什么事-Sheldon：I'muncomfortablehavingbeenincludedinyourlietoPenny.我被卷入你对Penny撒的谎，这让我很不安。-Leonard：WhatwasIsupposedtosay那我该说什么？-Sheldon：Youcouldhavetoldherthetruth.你本该告诉她实话。-Leonard：Thatwouldhavehurtherfeelings.那会伤她的心的。-Sheldon：Isthatarelevantfactor要考虑这个因素么？-Leonard：Yes.当然。-Sheldon：ThenIsupposeyoucould'veagreedtogo.那我认为你本应该答应去听她唱歌。-Leonard：AndwhatwouldIhavesaidafterwards那我之后该怎么说-Sheldon：Iwouldsuggestsomethingtotheeffectof:我会这么建议她：Singingisneitheranappropriatevocationnoravocationforyou,唱歌对你来说既不是合适的职业也不适合做业余爱好，andifyoudisagree,I'drecommendyouhaveaCATscantolookforatumorpressingonthecognitiveprocessingcentersofyourbrain.如果你不赞同我会建议你做个计算机断层扫描，检查是否有肿瘤压迫你大脑的认知处理中心。-Leonard：Icouldn'tsaythat.Iwouldhavetosay,YouwereterrificandIcan'twaittohearyousingagain.我不能那么说。我只可能说你唱得太棒了，我都等不及想要再听一遍了-Sheldon：Why为什么？-Leonard：That'sthesocialprotocol.It'swhatyoudowhen那是社交礼节。当你的朋友对他们做得youhaveafriendwho'sproudofsomethingtheyreallysuckat.很烂的事却觉得自豪时你就得这么做。-Sheldon：Iwasnotawareofthat.我还真不知道。-Leonard：Well,nowyouare.那你现在知道了。-Sheldon：Allright.Leonard好吧。Leonard-Leonard：Yes什么-Sheldon：Whenweplayedchessearlier,youwereterrific,andIcan'twaittoplayyouagain.Goodnight.先前我们下棋时你下的实在是太好了，我都等不及想和你再来一局了。晚安。-Leonard：Oh...ThiswouldbesomucheasierifIwereaviolentsociopath.哦...如果我是个暴力反社会分子，这事就容易解决了。-Leonard：What又怎么了？-Sheldon：Iwasanalyzingourlie,andIbelievewe'reindangerofPennyseeingthroughtheruse.我在分析我们撒的谎，我觉得Penny很有可能会看出来的。-Leonard：How怎么说-Sheldon：Simple:Ifsheweretologonto