恶搞让同事抓狂的的101招

恶搞让同事抓狂的的101招1.Leaveastackofoldapplicationsandanotesaying,“Installthese”留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条2.Stapleyourreportsinthewrongcorner用订书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角3.Puttapeoverthemouseoptics在光学鼠标上粘上胶带4.Unplugaco-worker’smonitor拔掉某个同事的显示器接线5.Talktosickemployeeswhilewearingadustmask和生病的员工讲话时带上一个防尘面具6.Turnyourearphonesupalltheway把你的耳机音量调到最大，从早到晚带着耳机7.Burnpopcorninthemicrowave用微波炉爆（焦）爆米花8.“Forget”toputyourtunasandwichinthefridge“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治9.Turnupthebeepvolumeofthecopier把复印机“哔”的音量放大10.Emptythepaperoutofthemainprinter/copier清空打印机/复印机的纸11.Emptytheinkortoneroutofthemainprinter/copier倒空打印机/复印机的墨或炭粉12.Practicebeatboxing练习节奏口技13.Singshowtunes唱舞台音乐剧14.Hangupthephonebeforetheysay,“goodbye”在对方说再见之前挂断电话15.Slurphotcoffeeduringmeetings开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡16.Walkaroundtheofficebarefooted光脚在办公室里四处走17.Emptyoutaco-workersofficeonaFridayafternoon星期五下午把某个员工的办公室清空18.Misplacepeoplespens把人们的笔放错地方19.Inserta3.5″diskbeforetheyturnontheircomputer在他们打开电脑之前插进一张软盘20.Gluetheirmousetothedesk把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上21.Leaveanopencanoftunaintheirdesk在他们桌上放一只开了封的金枪鱼罐头22.Makeascreenshotoftheirdesktopanduseitastheirscreensaver把他们的电脑桌面截成一张图，然后把这张图设成屏保23.Turnupthecontrastontheirmonitor把他们显示器的对比度调高24.Talkinafunnyaccent用可笑的口音说话25.Usegoofyeventsoundsforyourprograms给你的电脑程序选用滑稽的事件提示音26.Chant,“Yeay,Igotmail!!”everytimeyougetanewemail每次收到新邮件的时候高唱“yeay,我收到了邮件”27.Printoutaphonypinkslipandleaveitintheirmailbox打印一张假解聘通知书放到他们的信箱里28.Sendflowersfromoneco-workertoanother借某同事之名送花给另一同事29.Startyourcarremotelywhensomeonewalkbyit有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器（远远的就）把你的车发动起来30.Insistonpeopletohaveagreatmorning坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨31.Leaveholepunchesallover随处乱放打孔器32.Leaveyourlunchgarbageinotherpeople’scans把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头33.Aftereachsipgivearefreshing,“Ahhh”每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”34.Putsaltonsomeone’smousepad在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐35.Setapasswordonsomeone’sscreensaver给别人的屏保设置密码36.Carryonaconversationwithsomeonetwocubesdown坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话37.Smirkwhenaco-workerwalksby在一个同事经过的时候傻笑38.Eathalfofsomeone’slunch把别人的午餐吃掉一半39.Swapco-worker’schairs调换同事的椅子40.Fakestomachfluduringameetingandneedtoabruptlyleavethreeorfourtimes开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次41.Staredeeplyintoyourco-workerseyeswhentheytalktoyou当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛42.Takealltheiceoutofthecommunityfreezer把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来43.Listentocomedytracksandlaughhysterically听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑44.Hitallthefloorbuttonswhenyouleavetheelevator离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍45.Makehissingsoundsintothephoneandinsistyouhaveabadconnection对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好46.Fliptheleftandrightmousebuttondefaults把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来47.Takeouttheballinthemouse取出鼠标里的滚珠48.Eatsunflowerseeds吃瓜子49.Tellalongstorywithoutapoint讲一个冗长且毫无主题的故事50.Tellaco-workeryoulikedtheirhairbetterlastweek告诉一个同事你更喜欢他们上一周时的头发51.Anonymouslysendflowerstoarandomco-worker匿名送花给随便哪一位同事52.BringCheetosforfooddays在食物交流日上带来的是Cheetos零食53.Dragyourfeetwhenyouwalkdownthehalls拖着脚走过大厅54.Exclaimyourco-workerdidn’twashhishandswhenleavingtherestroom惊叫你的同事出洗手间时没洗手55.Eatstinkyfoodswhenyouhavelunchatyourdesk午饭时在你的桌上吃些臭烘烘的食物56.Practicedrummingonyourdesk在桌子上练习敲鼓57.Usetoomanypaperclips用超多回形针58.Filloutyourtimesheetsincorrectly填错你的工作时间表59.Setyourmobilephonetoanobnoxiousringtone给你的手机设一个烦人的铃声60.Forwardchainlettersandotherspamtoco-workers给同事转发连锁信和别的垃圾邮件61.Expressyourpoliticalviewsatlength长篇大论你的政治观点62.Whisperloudly大声讲悄悄话（吹口哨）63.Cometoworksick生病也来上班64.Drinkthelastcupofcoffeewithoutmakinganewpot喝掉最后一杯咖啡，且不添一壶新的65.Answeryourmobileduringmeetings开会的时候接电话66.Standoversomeonewhiletheyareonthephone别人接电话的时候站在旁边监听67.Sneakupbehindsomeone从后面突然吓别人68.Messwiththethermostat乱按一番调温器69.Giveeveryoneapistolwinkwhentheywalkby冲每个经过的人作手枪射击状70.Graduallyturndownthevolumeonsomeone’sphone把某人电话音量逐渐调低71.Leaveunusualprintoutsontheprinter在打印机旁留几张内容诡异的打印件72.Throwoutotherpeople’sprints把别人的打印件扔掉73.Juggleofficesupplies用办公用品耍杂技74.Writeallyourmemosonbrightcoloredpaper把你所有的备忘录写在颜色刺眼的纸上75.Beoverlynicetopeople对人过分的亲热76.Hidewhiteboarderasers藏起白板擦77.Chewgumwhietalkingonthephone讲电话时嚼口香糖78.Regularlyupdateeveryoneonthecurrentweather定时给每个人汇报当前天气79.Readyouremailsaloud大声读你的email80.Leavethefridgeopen不关冰箱门81.Shakeupcansofpopinthefridge把冰箱里的汽水瓶摇一遍82.Leavefingerprintsonthecopierglass在复印机（打印机的）玻璃上留下指印83.Whistlealldaylong从早到晚吹口哨84.Weartoomuchcologne/perfume撒过多的香水85.Typeloudly很响地敲键盘86.Wearbrightcoloredclothes穿颜色刺眼的衣服87.GiveeveryoneanicknamefromaTVshow拿电视剧里的名字给每个人起外号88.Dothesneakywalkaroundtheoffice在办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的走89.Peeroverthecubeandwaitforaco-workertolookupandnotice向别的隔断张望，等着有人抬起头来注意到90.Usetheintercomandpageyourself擅自使用内部电话呼叫自己和记录91.Swaptheregularanddecafcoffee对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因（无糖）咖啡92.Hidethesugarandcreamer把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来93.Typeemailsinuppercaseandexcessivepunctuation用大写字母写email，并且用n多标点94.Refertoyourgarbagecanasyourin-box称你的垃圾桶为收件箱95.Stickpencilstotheceilinginotherpeople’soffices在别人办公室天花板上戳（粘）铅笔96.Throwabouncyballinyouroffice在办公室里扔弹力球97.Tellthesamestoryoverandover一个故事翻来覆去的讲98.Imitateregularsoundslikeadiscdriveopening,doorslammingoramouseclick模仿诸如打开光驱，关门，或者点击鼠标的声音(99.Talktoyourmonitorasifitwasaperson把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话100.Schedulemeetingsat4:00pm把会议的时间定在下午4点101.Talkloudlywithyourearphonesonwhensomeonecomestotalktoyou有人过来和你交谈的时候，戴着耳机大声说话。声明：使用这些方法时请自行承担风险。对于之后所发生的一切--不论是发生在你，你的隔间，还是你的车上--本人概不承担任何责任。