美剧学习摩登家庭第一季第一集英文对白modernFamily-s1e1

Kids,breakfast!Kids?Phil,wouldyougetthem?Yeah,justasec.Thatisso,Kids,getdownhere!Whyareyouguysyellingatus,whenwe'rewayupstairs,justtextme.Alright,That'snotgonnahappen,and,wow,you'renotwearingthatoutfit.What'sWrongwithit?-Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyou'redaughteraboutherskirt?Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycutesweetheart!Thanks!-No,it'swaytoshort,peopleknowyou'reagirlyoudon'tneedtoproveittothem.Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain.Igotit.Where'sthebabyoil?-It'sonourbedsidetipIDon'tknow,findit.Comeon!Iwasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there,youknow,isaidit.I,justdon'twantmykidstomakethesamebadmistakesimade.Ifhayleyneverwouldexhibitonabeachinflorida,halfnakedI'vedonemyjob.OURjob.-RightI'vedoneourjob.Thatwasapenalty!Gloria,thereOwen'ssix,let'stakeitdownanotch.We're,verrydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness.I'mcomefromasmallvillage,verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinnorth-columbia,beforealthewhat'stheword?-Murders.Yes,themurders.Manny,stophim!Dammit,manny!Comeon,coach!You'vegottatakethatkidout!Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?Honey,honeyWhydon'tyouworryaboutyou'reson!He'dspendthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhispants!IwantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeksI'mJosh,Brian'sdad.-Hi,I'mGloriaPritchettManny'smother.Oh,thismustbeyou'redad.Herdad?Uh,no,no,that'sfunny.Actuallyno,I'mherhusband!Don'tbefooledbytheGivemeasecondhere.She'sadorable!-Oh,thankyou!Heyprecious-Hello.We'vejustadoptedherfromvietnamandwe'rebringingherhomeforthefirsttime.She'sanangel.Youandyou'rewivemustbethrilled!Sorry,sorry,sorry,daddyneededsnacks.So,whatarewetalkingabout?Wehavebeentogetherforfiveyearsnow?Andwe'vedecidedwereallywantedtohaveababyso,weinitiallyaskedoneofourlesbianfriendstobeasurrogateThenwefigured,theyalreadymeanenough,canyouimagineoneofthempregnant?No,thankyou.Yousawthatright?Everybodyfondinguptolillian,thenyouwalkonandsuddenlyit'sallI'mgonnagiveaspeech.-Youarenotgivingaspeechyougonnastuckwiththispeopleforthenextfivehours!-You'rright,it'sokay,i'msorry.Honey,lookatthatbabywiththosecreampuffs.Okay,excuseme.Butthisbabywouldbegrowinupinacrowdedorphanageifitwasn'tforuscreampuffsandyouknowwhat,toallofyouwhojudge,hearthis,loveknowsnorace,creedorgenderandshameonyou!Yousmallminded,ignorantfeMitchel?-What?She'sgotthecreampuffs.Wewouldliketopayforeveryone'sheadset's.MODERNFAMILYSEASON1EPISODE1Buddy,whydoyoukeepgettingstuklikethis?Icangetoutthistime.I'mjustgonnasayitheneedstobecheckedbyaspecialist.There!Befree,Excalibur!I'mhavingafriendovertoday.-Who?Youdon'tknowhim.-Him?Oeh,aboy!Yougonnakisshim?-ShutupLuke,Alex,whydon'tyoutakeitoutside,okay?-Anddowhat?Fightingason,itwouldbeanicechange.I'mkidding!Who'stheboy?-HisnameisDylanImightaswelljusttellhimnottocome,becauseyouguysarejustgoingtoembarrasemeagain.Hangonasecond,you'refifteen,it'sthefirsttimeyou'vehadaboyoverI'mboundtobealittlesuprised,butWe'renotgonnaembarasseyou!I'mbettergochargethecamcorder.I'mkidding!Comeon!Whoareyoutalkingto?I'macooldad.That'smythang.Isurftheweb,itextLOLLaughOutLoud,OMG,OhMyGod,WTF,WhyTheFace.Youknow,iknowallthedancestoHighSchoolMusical,so.MOM!DAD!-Whathappend?Lukejustshotme!-Ididn'tmeanto!Areyouokay?-No,thelittlebitchshotme!Language!The'reonlyplastickbb's!Itwasanaccident!WhatdidItellyouwhathappenedifyougothimagun?Dealwiththis!BuddyUncool.That'sit?No,theagreementwasthat,ifheshootssomeoneyoushoothim.Wewereseriousaboutthat?Yes,wewereandnowyouhavetofollowthrough.I'msosorry!-Liar.Go!-He'sgotabirthdayparty.What'smoreimportandheredad?Youcanshoothimafterwards,he'llbehomeattwo.-Ican'tshoothimattwo,showingourhouseattwo.Whataboutthree?No,he'satasoccergameatthree,andthenOh,wegottaleaveforthatdinnerthinginfive.-Yeah,Iguessthatworksforme.ShootLuke.-Sorrydude,it'sonthecalenderOh,comeon!I'mquittingsoccer,itisagameforchildren.No,you'renotquitting.Youwould'vestopedthatgoalifyouweren'tstaringatthatlittlegirl.Sheisnotagirl,Sheisawoman.YouknowGloria,thatblowupwiththatothermom,whydoyouhavetodothingslikethat?Ifsomeonesaissomthingaboutmyfamily,i'mgoingto-I'mjustsayingyoucouldtakeitdownherealittlebit.-Wellyeah,butthat'swhenyoulivedownherebutiliveuphere!Youdon'thavetobesoemotionalallthetime,that'sallI'msaying.Manny,you'rewithmeonthis,right?-IwannatellBrendaFeldmanIloveher.Oh,forGod'ssake.Honey,she's16.-Oh,it'sokayforyoutotakeanotherlover?Watchit!Iwanttogotothemallwheresheworks.Butfirstweneedtogetmywhiteshirt,thesilkone.Okay,ifthat'swhatyoureallywanttodo.Seriously,nottobetheevilstepdad,butifyouputonapuffywhiteshirtanddeclareyourlovefora16yearoldyou'regonnabeswingingfromtheflagpoleinyou'repuffywhiteunderpants!Stopthecar!Whereyougoing?Youhurthisfeelings.-Well,ifittoughenshimupalittlebit,thenoh,jeez,he'spickingflowers!Mannyisverrypasioned,justlikehisfather.Myfirsthusbandisveryhandsomebut,tocrazy.Itseemdlikeallwhatwedidwas,fightandmakelove.Onetime,i'mnotkiddingyou,wefelloutofthewindowtogether.Whichonewe'reyoudoing?I'mhearingthisforthefirsttime!Thisdoesn'tworryyou?Shebarelysleptintheplane,andshe'sstilwideawake.-Oh,stopworrying!Thatorphinage,itwasallwoman.Maybeshecannotfallasleepunlessshe